Saturday, January 26, 2013

My KFC Dilemma

Here's the thing about KFC and I... We either stay far far away from each other, or we are inseparable.
Don't get me wrong, I love KFC, really. I think they make the best chicken meat (on off-peak hours).
But, too much meat makes me sick. Not literally, but it just makes the sight of meat repulsive to me.

KFC is like a monthly visitor. We meet once a month for two consecutive days. ALWAYS. I have no idea why it happens.

One day every month, I'll be thinking, "hmmm, haven't had KFC in a long while" and then I'll invite my friends to have KFC dinner with me after school.
And then the very next day, either my father or my mother will spontaneously decide to treat the family to dinner of KFC.

It happens every single time.

It's not like I have a routine either. It's not an exact-day cycle but rather a around a month cycle. Sometimes a couple of days early, sometimes a couple of days late. Yes, it sounds like the menstrual cycle (LOL) but it's not because my KFC cycle is only for two nights.

I had KFC dinner with my friends yesterday and again with my family tonight. So... yeah. Creepy KFC.

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