Once upon a time, there lived a princess/ troll/ fawn/ giant named Rin. She was extremely beautiful. She had small/ gigantic/ piggy purple eyes that shone like the stars/ sun/ torchlight and soft, warty/ hard/ smooth skin that was green/ pink/ blue/ white in colour.
Her stepmother grew insanely jealous of her, and vowed to have all that beauty to herself. So, the stepmother concocted a poison/ sweet/ rotted succulent apple that was impossibly red. Then, she headed over to Rin's alley/ bridge/ cottage/ mountain/ palace. Rin loved the apple at first sight, and immediately brought it to her green/ black/ pink/ hairy lips. She took one bite and collapsed to the cold, hard grass/ concrete/ poop. The stepmother flew/ rolled/ jumped/ ran back to her castle/ lair/ hair salon, elated.
A few days later, a handsome/ ugly/ smelly Prince passed by Rin's residence and saw her plump/ green/ bony/ slim body on the ground. He curiously approached her, and gently lifted the gold/ green/ blue strands that obscured her face from his view. A warty/ ugly/ slimy yet beautiful faced was unveiled. The Prince fell in love a first sight, and bent down to kiss/ hit/ plummet her.
However, Rin jumped up before he could take reach her, and stared at him with ire/ disgust/ admiration. Then she slowly advanced on the prince, wanting to knock him out/ slap him/ jump into his arms. This was the instant when he got down on one misshapen/ precious/ glorious knee and asked, "will you marry me, O beautiful maiden/ troll/ giant?"
She screamed with shock/ happiness/ disgust and leapt at him, trying to smack him with her frying pan/ jump into his arms/ knock him out. Rin bashed up/ rejected/ married the prince and lived happily ever after.
-The End-
LOL I made this while waiting for my laptop to load.. XD
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