Computer World Domination!

Haha eye-catching title, huh? XD

Well my dear friend Donkey here brought my attention to this very, very disturbing piece of news.
A Japanese guy went and married a character in a DS game. =_=
Cuckoo much?

He married this character called Nene something in the game called Love Plus!
... where you can actually interact with the characters if you manage to get them to confess to you.

You can talk to the character (in Japanese) and they will reply accordingly.
You can even take them out on dates, change their clothes, take off their clothes (=_=) etc etc.

What a perverted society we live in. Guys have to resort to looking at computer-generated girls whose bodies are so unnatural. How many people can have a gigantic top half but stay skinny huh?? Especially for Asians.
It's because of these stupid types of stereotyping that us girls are pressurised to stay skinny.

Ok, going off track here.

My point is, that cuckoo guy actually conducted a marriage ceremony with HUMAN priests, HUMAN audience, HUMAN best man, but a PROGRAMME bride and PROGRAMME maid of honour.
WTH??
What is with that guy? Can't find a real girl to hook up with?
Ugh. Sicko.
I personally think that his standards for human girls are wayyyy too high.
He very proudly announced that he had been in a 'relationship' with many other characters of other games, but finally settled for this Nene character.
I get why he thinks he loves her.
These computer-generated characters were programmed to be the 'perfect' girl of every guy's dream.
They're pretty (with reserves), have great bods, can be programmed to be 'your type'...
Naturally, addicted players will fall in love with their 'perfect' girl.

BUT WHO IS ACTUALLY CRAZY ENOUGH TO MARRY THEM???

That guy KISSED the DS screen for the wedding, and who knows what he does in private.
*shudder*

Which is how I came to my conclusion that one day computers will take over the world.

The computer does everything now. It can play chess, do maths, do science, sing, play instruments, even do chores.
By computers I'm including robots and all that jazz.

Humans are becoming fat, lazy, good-for-nothing pigs.

Buck up! Do your own chores! Don't be too reliant on computers.

Did you know that the IQ of the younger generations are going down?
There was a news report on it.
See, this is what happens when humans don't exercise this amazing organ called THE BRAIN.

For example, students now rely on calculators way too much.
Can you believe that most of the people I know can't do mental fractional division?
Once, I asked a person what was 1/2 divided by 2.
That person had to check the calculator! =_=

Alright, this is getting way too long so I'm just gonna end it here.
A word of caution:
Exercise your brains more!

Btw, if you wanna check out the wedding, google SAL9000.


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