Best Programme Of Secondary 4

These 3 days- Wed, Thurs, Fri- we're having the 'Hai-Experiential Week'. =_=
Like, UGH!

Sec 1s get to do CSI.. So unfair. T_T
Sec 2s made some water thing today.. So fun.. T_T
Sec 3s went for outings.. Unfair. T_T

Wanna know what the sec 4s are doing? We're doing INTENSIVE CHINESE TRAINING!!!
BOO..!! D':

Yesterday was the first day. The whole day Chinese wanted to DIE. Seriously. 7.45 to 12+ Chinese ALL THE WAY. *Cries*

But the programme was ok cause the school invited this lyric writer, 小寒 (xiao han, female), to give a talk.
Since our AVA room wasn't big enough, the different classes had diff timings. HCL and Band 1 students attended the talk first. It was actually quite interesting, cause she talked about her life experience etc.
Didn't learn anything about writing Chinese though. =.=

小寒 had scored a PhD in Biology!!! She was a researcher you know!!! Really smart girl.
But she gave up her job to write lyrics, cause she loved doing it. FYI, she's a Singaporean but sells her lyrics to Taiwan artists. Why? Cause Sg entertainment business has no future what-so-ever!

Then we went for a break after it ended at like 10+. After break we had Chinese lesson.. Sigh.. Did a composition that is to be counted in our mid-years!!! And I totally screwed that up. UGH.

Ok that's that. Today was much more fun. ^^

The schl invited these people to come to our schl and talk about religion.. They're called REDEMPTORIST MISSION TEAM. They didn't actually center around religion, but there was a 'Father'. So.

Their group consists of 4 ppl: Vanessa aka V Dawg, Samatha aka Mantha Panther, Prim aka Pram or Pom, and Father smth. XD
V and M were superr outgoing and loud. V was especially dramatic, in a hip-hop sort of way.
We played games~
Yes, it sounds lame but they made it fun. XD
They kept dissing each other and the two guys. Made us laugh like siao. :'D
There were serious moments too, where they introduced the diff religions. And S shared her past experiences about self-esteem ans self-acceptance.

Then it was break time at 11.10 am-12 pm. (WHOO!!!)

After break F and P were telling the funny story of S. XD
When she first joined their group, they treated her at a steak place, with an all-you-can-eat buffet.
S forgot that she had ordered her main course, this HUGE teriyaki chicken. So when it arrived, she couldn't finish. F and P decided to trick her, telling her that the restaurant charges every morsel she didn't consume. S actually believed them and since she couldn't EAT the food, she HID them.
In the aluminium foil of the baked potato, in serviettes etc.
LOL!!!
When the table was full of food, she hid her food in the other tables!! XD
Well it's funnier when they say it.

So S was unhappy that they told her embarrassing story, so she told stories of P and F too. Hahaha P's story was AWESOME. S called it 'Genius Prim'.

S was nosing around in his office when she found some incense, so she lit it with P's permission. The whole office smelled of incense and was filled with smoke. XD
So when S had enough, she put it in a claypot, which she set on the carpet for the incense to cool. Then P came and poured the still-hot incense in the PLASTIC BIN. And he was all, "don't worry I have it under control."
Then smoke emerged from the bin, and P was like "WHATTT??? NO!!! WHAT SHLD I DO???"

So he went to the storeroom and took out... NEWSPAPER!! He put the still-hot incense on the newspaper, and was like, "don't worry I have it under control."
The newspaper started smoking (obviously), and P was like "WHATTT??? NO!!! WHAT SHLD I DO???"

So the genius Prim threw the incense on the CARPET. When warned, he was like "don't worry I have it under control."
Black circles starting burning around the incense bits, and P was like "WHATTT??? NO!!! WHAT SHLD I DO???"

A college, Isabel, got fed up and took the incense from the carpet and threw them in the sink. Then she on-ed the tap, dissolving the incense bits. P followed suit for the leftover bits of incense in the bin.
He POURED the whole content of the bin, including TRASH into the sink, and left the water running in the sink. LOL!!

-The End-

HAHAHA it was so funny I laughed till my stomach ached! XD

Father smth's story was even better.
He and P liked to imitate sounds for example drums, going 'bam bam ching!' Or smth like that.

So there was once when they were arguing about the sounds the copier machine made.
P was like, "it goes ch-ch-ch" and F was like, "no! For A3-sized, it goes zzzzzzzz!"
So the printing room was full of  "ch-ch zzzzzzzz, ch-ch zzzzzzzzzz."
HAHAHAHA!!
Sorry can't make the correct pronunciations with letters. XD
Use your own imagination.

Lastly they went serious again and taught us to appreciate our friends. V and S told stories abt their friends.
V's was extremely funny cause she was those.. Rebellious type?
Well she and her friends played a prank on their teacher, by dusting eraser dust on the teacher's chair and then squirting hand sanitizer on it. XD
Well long story short, the class defended her and her friends, and the whole class was forced to make public apology.
Her actions were SUPER FUNNY.

Best programme ever!! :'D
Laughed till stomach hurt. Of course, there were serious moments..
But they weren't boring. At least, not to me.

Wow very long post. Hope it was funny! ;D