I Am 36% Singaporean (Quiz)

[x] You were born in Singapore

[  ] Both your parents are Singaporeans OR/AND Malaysians

[  ] Your parents expect your spouse to be of your race.

[x] You have none or one sibling.

[  ] You have learnt the Singapore workout. 

[  ] You miss luncheon meat.

[x] You hate Motorola branded phones.

[  ] You think putting an iPod earphone into your ears is cool. 

[  ] You own more than 2 existing handphones.

[x] You have Friendster, Facebook, etc etc.

Total so far: 4

[  ] You love to act cute.

[x] You speak or randomly break out in Singlish/hokkien etc.

[  ] Your Caucasian friends do not understand what you are saying. 

[  ] You crave for chicken rice and the other uber delicious food.

[x] You want to go overseas (out of Asia at least) for a decent holiday. 

[x] You pick up the trash when you miss the trash bin.

[x] You say dust bin instead of bulk bin / trash / etc.

[  ] You put "x" and "z" behind words to make them look prettier.

[  ] You have a picture of Stephenie Sun on your wall

[  ] You watched The Little Nyonya.

Total so far: 8

[  ] You can endlessly add to the information of 'Singlish' on wiki

[  ] You learn to swim before the age of 10. 

[x] You learn to ride the bike before the age of 12. 

[x] You think PSLE is hard until you encounter an A levels exam. 

[x] You think it's impossible to get over 290 for PSLE.

[x] Sentosa is getting boring to you.

[  ] You miss root beer 

[  ] You want more long-time-ago shows like Phua Chu Kang

[  ] You actually get lame jokes.

[  ] You think Singapore is the #1 country in the world

Total so far: 12

[  ] You are kiasu. 

[  ] You enjoy Hossan Leong's shows. 

[x] You play uno and beyblade when u were young.

[x] You go shopping wearing super simple clothing.

[  ] You think 'why call the esplanade 'esplanade? so hard the name. call durian also can what.'

[x] You sleep during mother tongue classes

[  ] You speak in english during mother tongue classes

[  ] You get 1000 math questions for homework a day

[x]  Your class size is 38-45 pupils

[  ] Your school bag weighs more than 1kg.

Total so far: 16

[x] You are doing this but you know you have other important stuff to do

[  ] You always watch a thursday movie cos that's the cheapest.

[x] You smuggle food into cinemas. 

[  ] You curse at the person smoking in carparks, lifts, air con places etc 

[  ] You smuggle gum from thailand and malaysia etc. 

[  ] You use the tattoo from the famous bear bear malaysian gum.

[  ] You want to live like Archie and his gang. Summer vacations. wow.

[  ] Your hair becomes spikier as you live

[  ] You chiong at a sale.

[  ] You have more than 40 Xs so far.

Total so far: 18

Multiply by 2 to get your Singaporean-ess percentage:

18 x 2 = 36%

Then repost as I am _% Singaporean.