[ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
[ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
[ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
[x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
[x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
[ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
[ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
[x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realised it was in your hand
[x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 5
[ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
[x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
[ ] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
[ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
[ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
[x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
[ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
[x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
[x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
[ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
Running total: 9
[ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on?
[ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (car?bicycle motor and car all got..)
[ ] Have run into a closed door
[ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
[ ] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
[ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
[ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
[x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
[ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 10
[ ] After someone told you that there was gum/poo on the ground, you stepped in it
[x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
[x] Walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
[ ] Been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
[ ] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
[ ] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
[ ] Wondered why something wasn't working then realised it wasn't plugged in
[ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
[x] Walked into a pole
[ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone's shoes by accident
Running total: 13
[ ] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realising it then left your house
[ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
[x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
[ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realising it
[x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
[x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
[ ] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
[ ] Have poked yourself in the eye
[ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
[ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 16
[ ] Have done enough stupid things to take this test
[ ] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
[ ] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realising it
[ ] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place
[ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
[ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
[ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realised that you didn't have school/work that day.
[x] Forgot your own phone number
[ ] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
[x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
Running total: 18
[ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
[ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
[x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
[ ] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
[x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
[ ] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
[x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
[x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
[ ] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
[ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total: 22
[ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
[ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
[ ] Ran into a door jam
[ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
[ ] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
[ ] Have licked playground sand
[ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
[ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk/high when you weren't
[x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
[x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total: 24
[ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
[ ] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
[ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
[x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
[ ] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
[ ] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
[ ] Laughed out loud in the middle of class over something you just thought up in your head
[ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
[ ] Have flung forks/spoons at people in a restaurant
[ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
Running total: 25
[ ] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
[x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
[ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
[ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realising it wasn't yours
[ ] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
[ ] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
[x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
[x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[ ] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
GRAND TOTAL: 28
um.. 31%...?
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