Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute..
YR: Yeah, sure.
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome..
YR: *Laughs and ignores*
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: ...... SPEECHLESS.
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: Yeah well congrats.
5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: *Ignores*
If an annoying pretty woman/handsome guy says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: *Rolls eyes*
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: ... Who said I was?
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Oh yay.
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Even if I AM rich, I still won't dream about you. *Smiles sweetly*
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: And vice versa.
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: *Pretends never hear*
2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
YR: Yeah sure. It's 999.
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: No thanks. *Hurries off*
4) What do you like about me?
YR: *Pretends never hear*
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: *Horrified look* GO. AWAY.
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: *Ignores*
2) You smell like shit!
YR: Still better than you.
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: ...What? I think somebody said something..
4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Takes one to find one.
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Dude, I'm not even racing.
If your annoying ex says:
(Let's pretend that this ex was really mean.. To sooth my conscience lol.)
1) I still love you...
YR: Oh I see. *Ignores*
2) I know you still love me!
YR: Uhh... No, I don't.
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: Eww stop calling me names.
4) Please call me...
YR: Oh sure thing. I'll call you tonight... In your dreams.
5) The break up hurts me so much..
YR: Aww poor poor thing. *Rolls eyes*
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Oh really? Thank you so much! *Walks away*
2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I've changed!
YR: ....Yeahhhh..
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: Good for you.
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy.
YR: I'll buy if you provide the money. *Sweet smile*
5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: And so does yours. *Stares at his/her pimples*
This was actually quite fun! XD
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