I'm a Freaky Hoe With A Hot Boyfriend Who Shot A Homo Because I Have AMAZING Boobs (Quiz)

First, add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions.

 What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[  ] Red = loud

[  ] Green = stupid

[x] None = freaky

[  ] Fuzzy = gorgeous

[  ] Yellow = innocent

[  ] Purple = a little too happy

[  ] Black = emo

[  ] Stripes = funny

[  ] Gray = skanky

[  ] Pink = preppy

[  ] Light blue = sweaty

[  ] Other = hot

[  ] White = sexy 

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[  ] Shorts = cutie

[  ]Skirt/skort = skank

[  ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[  ]Tight jeans = scene kid

[  ]Ripped jeans = emo

[  ]Cammo = cage fighter

[  ]Jeans = prep

[  ]PJs = pimp

[  ]Cargo = clown

[  ]Sweats = athlete

[  ]Boxers = brat

[  ]Booty shorts = female

[  ]Capris = Gangster

[x]Nothing = hoe

[  ]Dickies = weirdo

[  ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[  ]Other= sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[  ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[  ]Blonde = with a broken heart

[  ]Black = with a sexy smile

[x]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[  ]Red = that likes to have fun

[  ]Brown = who loves to be different

[  ]Dirty blonde= with a nice ass

[  ]Bald = with herpes 

 Pick the month you were born on:

[  ]1 = who ate

[  ]2= who needed

[  ]3 = who killed

[x]4 = who shot

[  ]5 = who killed

[  ]6 = who smoked with

[  ]7 = who banged

[  ]8 = who ran shirtless with

[  ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[  ]10 = who cuddled with

[  ]11 = who slept with

[  ]12 = who ran naked with

 Pick the day you were born on:

[  ]01 = the kool-aid man

[  ]02 = a dog

[  ]03 = a shoe

[  ]04 = a toothbrush

[  ]05 = Santa Claus

[  ]06 = The Trojan man

[  ]07 = Barney the dinosaur

[  ]08 = a prostitute

[  ]09 = a porn star

[  ]10 = a bag of weed

[  ]11 = my lover

[  ]12 = a glass of milk

[  ]13 = a horse

[  14 = a lesbian

[  ]15 = a stripper

[  ]16 = a pickle

[  ]17 = a jew

[x]18 = a homo

[  ]19 = an orange

[  ]20 = my mom

[  ]21 = a homeless guy

[  ]22 = a whore

[  ]23 = my crush

[  ]24 = an easter egg

[  ]25 = a jar of honey

[  ]26 = a condom

[  ]27 = a bowl of cereal

[  ]28 = a french fry

[  ]29 = your dealer

[  ]30 = Paris Hilton

[  ]31 = your grandma 

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

[  ]White = because I love marijuana

[  ]Black = because I'm sexy as hell

[  ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to

[  ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

[  ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[  ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[  ]Purple = because I'm gay

[  ]Gray = because I got dared

[  ]Other = because that's how I roll

[  ]Green = because I'm good in bed

[  ]Orange = because I smoke crack

[  ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[  ]Brown = because I had to

Result: 

I'm a Freaky Hoe With A Hot Boyfriend Who Shot A Homo Because I Have AMAZING Boobs

HAHAHA WTH! XD