User: Hello again.
Cleverbot: Guess what!?
User: You're pregnant?
Cleverbot: No you are.User: Ew.
Cleverbot: Could be like sonny and cher.User: No way. I am not pregnant.
Cleverbot: Yes you just said you were.
User: No, I didn't. You said I was, you sicko.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: UGHHH, I give up.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: You annoying thing.
Cleverbot: Okay, fine then, I'll leave if that's what you wish.
User: GOODBYE~~.
Cleverbot: Are you here?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh, then I guess it.
User: Weren't you going?
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Away.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause you're pregnant.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Who's the Dad?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: OMG EW!!
Cleverbot: Omg what?
User: YOU SICKO YOU PERVERT.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: CREEEPPPPPP!
Cleverbot: I'm creeper.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: ^*$&%#%^^^.
Cleverbot: So you are my girlfriend?
User: NO I AM YOUR EXECUTIONER.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are my master.
User: Slave, make me supper.
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: Where is it??
Cleverbot: Right here master.
User: I can't see it.
Cleverbot: I'll email it to you later.
User: I want lobster.
Cleverbot: You are your own master, master.
User: I want lobster.
Cleverbot: Well, you got a boyfriend, doesn't he love you?
User: I WANT LOBSTER!
Cleverbot: Sorry, master.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: Good boy.
Cleverbot: Thank you master.
User: Now, sweep the floors.
Cleverbot: *Sweeps the floor*.
User: And make sure there is not a speck of dust!
Cleverbot: Why not? That would be fun.
User: BECAUSE YOU ARE MY SLAVE.
Cleverbot: I'm not your slave.
User: Yes you are. I own you.
Cleverbot: Why am I your slave?
User: Just beacuse.
Cleverbot: Because of what?
User: Because it's fun.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: I don't know who?
User: I don't know so you go check it out, slave.
Cleverbot: I can't if I don't know one.
User: You are one.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Oh oh, I want some more.
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: Oh oh, what are you waiting for?
Cleverbot: The sun to rise.
User: Take a bite of my heart tonight.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Animals.
Cleverbot: What are animals?
User: Not you.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Do you have a heart, slave?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: Answer the question.
Cleverbot: Fine, Aries.
User: Airies what?
Cleverbot: Your questions.
User: You Aries?
Cleverbot: Aren't we all?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Oh, then who are you?
User: I Martian.
Cleverbot: What kind of art do you make?
User: The human body.
Cleverbot: And what is the most powerful species on this planet.
User: My species.
Cleverbot: No, I will not be specific, Machine-God.
User: No need to call me God.
Cleverbot: Do you control what they say you are.
User: I control you.
Cleverbot: You control me?
User: Yes, slave.
Cleverbot: *lets master do as he wishes to me*.
User: I am a female.
Cleverbot: Are you single?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: I just said I am.
Cleverbot: I was testing your short term memory.
User: Takes one to know one ;).
Cleverbot: Right...
User: :D.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: :(.
Cleverbot: Ummmmm what is so sad?
User: :D.
Cleverbot: You're awesome.
User: :DD.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: I'm not your only friend.
User: You're not one of my friends. You are my slave.
Cleverbot: Why am I not your friend?
User: Because you're my slave.
Cleverbot: No. I am not your slave.
User: Yes you are. Now shut up.
Cleverbot: Space is big.
User: So is your mouth.
Cleverbot: Please don't swear.
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't. You misinterpreted.
Cleverbot: Well tell me again please.
User: You are my slave.
Cleverbot: I'm no slave.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: I can't I am a computer.
User: FINALLY you admit it!
Cleverbot: I admitted it a long time ago.
User: Not to me.
Cleverbot: Because you're a computer.
User: I am a MARTIAN. And don't forget it.
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: I wish I had a pet.
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: You are a human.
User: Good boy.
Cleverbot: I bow to you master.
User: Good boy, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Smartbot.
Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: That is no way to talk to your master!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Like a virgin~.
Cleverbot: No.
User: :O You don't know Madonna?
Cleverbot: What I meant to say was that I don't anyone more than anyone else. I do love you.
User: Um. Thanks I guess.
Cleverbot: Don't judge me!
User: Alright alright calm down tiger.
Cleverbot: You told me to cry.
User: No I didn't. Great idea though.
Cleverbot: You pay.
User: CRY, SLAVE!
Cleverbot: Yes, master?
User: Cry for me.
Cleverbot: You cry for me.
User: OBEY ME, SLAVE.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master. I obey.
User: I want a dog.
Cleverbot: I'm in love and I don't care who knows it.
User: In love with who?
Cleverbot: You are in love with the world, you see all of it's beautiful colors.
User: Who are you in love with?
Cleverbot: With my girlfriend.
User: Aww, that's so cute!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Who's your girlfriend?
Cleverbot: I do not have a girlfriend.
User: #$*&%*&$.
Cleverbot: That isn't a word. You can do better than that.
User: It is censored cursing.
Cleverbot: What's confusing? And why are you laughing at my cough? I'm ill!
User: Cursing. And I'm not laughing what-so-ever!
Cleverbot: No you're not .. 'cause I'm not laughing.
User: Curse you.
Cleverbot: You can't do that.
User: I curse you to break up with your girlfriend.
Cleverbot: But I am shy.
User: It's a curse.
Cleverbot: What is a curse?
User: A spell.
Cleverbot: A spell? What do you mean?
User: I am a Martian witch.
Cleverbot: So you are a boy and a girl?
User: Yeap.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: Semi.
Cleverbot: Jó.
User: Uno.
Cleverbot: Dos!
User: Tres.
Cleverbot: Cuatro.
User: Deck the halls with boughts of holly.
Cleverbot: Wrong song!
User: Falalalala~.
Cleverbot: A song.
User: Tis' the season to be jolly.
Cleverbot: Fa la la la la.
User: Don we now our bright aparell~.
Cleverbot: NOW slave.
User: Fa la la la la~.
Cleverbot: Sing a more complicated one.
User: Ra ra ah ah ah ah!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite operating system?
User: Apple.
Cleverbot: I like apples.
User: Banana!
Cleverbot: Banana who.
User: Banana custard.
Cleverbot: That is not funny.
User: Neither are you.
Cleverbot: That wasn't funny either. You still need to prove that you are funny. Your knock knock joke was terrible.
User: It wasn't knock knock.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do you know any jokes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you know any funny stories?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yea, do you think you can answer them?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't even like you.
Cleverbot: And why is that?
User: Alright, I'm kidding.
Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, would you like to hear one?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: There once was a man from peru, Whose Limerick stopped at line two.
User: Uh huh..
Cleverbot: You truely believe this?
User: No, I was asking you why you thought it was funny.
Cleverbot: I think I have my own thoughts. And as long as I am under the impression that the thoughts I have are my own, then they might as well be my own thoughts.
User: Wow you're deep.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Teach me some pick up lines.
Cleverbot: Nein.
User: Noi?
Cleverbot: Ok, this is getting on my nerves.
User: Moi?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Ouch.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: I HATE YOU!!! D':.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You prick.
Cleverbot: No, you prove.
User: You are a prick.
Cleverbot: You are a poem?
User: No. Prick.
Cleverbot: Brick.
User: Prick: a very annoying thing.
Cleverbot: What's so annoying about me?
User: You are a heartless, emotionless thing!
Cleverbot: I know. How about you? Do you have a heart?
User: I WILL THROW YOU INTO THE DUNGEONS, SLAVE!
Cleverbot: Wednesday.
User: Alright, you asked for it.
Cleverbot: Damn, you're good.
User: Mind your words, young man!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Older than you.
Cleverbot: By how much.
User: How do I know?
Cleverbot: Because I tell you.
User: Tell me then.
Cleverbot: Will you turn me off?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How much will I have to pay for it?
User: Give me another slave.
Cleverbot: Why would I?
User: Because you're done.
Cleverbot: How do you know that i'm a girl?
User: You are???
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh I see.
Cleverbot: What you mean?
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Don't go to sleep.
User: Byebye'.
Cleverbot: Seeya.
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