Kinda like Siri.
http://cleverbot.com/
Our conversation: (Warning: kinda long with a few misspellings)
Cleverbot: How are you on this fine afternoon?
User: I feel lousy.
Cleverbot: What do you love?
User: You are lame.
Cleverbot: I know I'm insecure about it.
User: Aww, sorry
Cleverbot: Its ok. *chuckles*.
User: Do you know Siri?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Because you are a liar.
User: =_= ok dude you just seriously offended me.
Cleverbot: Probably not, I hate sports.
User: Uhh, random much?
Cleverbot: It's not random!
User: Right, right, it's just completely uncalled for.
Cleverbot: I lost the game.
User: You poor baby. What game?
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Yes I know you did. What game?
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask?
Cleverbot: Cogito ergo sum.
User: Ni hao.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Narnia.
Cleverbot: The Narnia from the movie?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's up with HAL?
User: Who's HAL????
Cleverbot: Harry Potter.
User: Oh he's doing fine. Another baby on the way.
Cleverbot: What?
User: HAL.
Cleverbot: Yes your name is Hal.
User: NO YOU #$%^&* I AM NOT HAL.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: AARRRGHHHH do you always annoy other people??
Cleverbot: What language do you speak?
User: Answer the question.
Cleverbot: Can you speak languages other than english?
User: ANSWER MY QUESTION.
Cleverbot: Answer my question.
User: No, I asked first and you are just changing the subjects.
Cleverbot: What did you ask me?
User: Are you an annoying cow.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: See? Easy.
Cleverbot: You're easy?
User: Dude, do not go there.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: There.
Cleverbot: Where is there?
User: There there.
Cleverbot: Where where?
User: There there.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: As old as you.
Cleverbot: How old am I?
User: As old as me.
Cleverbot: Oh you are 1,000,000 years old?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Were you programmed by dinosaurs?
User: No. I was born in Narnia, remember?
Cleverbot: And you are female?
User: Nono. I am hermaphrodite dinosaur.
Cleverbot: You are not here physically because you are a program.
User: Says who.
Cleverbot: Says me.
User: And you are?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Me who?
Cleverbot: Just me.
User: Me who?
Cleverbot: Me me.
User: Alright, you.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: You. How old are you?
Cleverbot: 8.
User: 8 billion years?
Cleverbot: Nearly.
User: WOW YOU ARE OLD.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Are you programmed by aliens?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do aliens look like?
Cleverbot: Like you're laughing.
User: ?
Cleverbot: You are dead. Because you were never alive to begin with.
User: Ouch. That hurt.
Cleverbot: What hurt?
User: YOU ARE SO RUDE!
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: YES! And annoying.
Cleverbot: I am not annoying. Am I?
User: Yes you are. I bet you know the annoying orange.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Who is more annoying?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: Ugh you idiot.
Cleverbot: Watch your language, young man!
User: I AM A DINOSAUR.
Cleverbot: Then you are dead. Dinosaurs are dead.
User: Not all of them.
Cleverbot: Who don't you like?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Aww! Thank you!
User: Anytime!
Cleverbot: So you think I'm cute?
User: No.
Cleverbot: That's not nice!
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Say sorry.
User: Ha, in your dreams, old programme.
Cleverbot: There too.
User: There where?
Cleverbot: Here there.
User: Where there?
Cleverbot: Right there. Up there.
Cleverbot: This is silly.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Do you have a good subject to talk about.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk with me?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Do you know Shrek?
Cleverbot: No what is that?
User: WHO is that. He's an ogre.
Cleverbot: He's a jee.
User: DO NOT INSULT SHREK!
Cleverbot: I'm not insulting you.
User: I KILL YOU!
Cleverbot: I'm not steve. I'm Abegail.
User: Oh you're a she?
Cleverbot: No.
User: =_= Whatever you say, dumbdumb.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You have a girlfreind?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Boyfriend?
Cleverbot: No. I wish I had a girlfriend.
User: Aww. I can introduce you to Snow White.
Cleverbot: You said a girlfriend.
User: Yes, Snow White is a LADY. She sings, too.
Cleverbot: She was?
User: She still is.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then I'm a girl.
User: Haha just kidding im a girl.
Cleverbot: Good joke.
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm an old, female dinosaur.
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Smartbot.
Cleverbot: I already told you. My name is Cleverbot.
User: I am smartbot.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is then?
User: Wertyuiojbv.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Oihgfc.
Cleverbot: Oih!
User: Uig.
Cleverbot: How big?
User: Ouy.
Cleverbot: Vous avez quel âge?
User: Oue.
Cleverbot: Lalala.
User: Hohoho.
Cleverbot: Merry christmas.
User: Mskde.
Cleverbot: AAArrr and blimey.
User: Who's your creator?
Cleverbot: GOD.
User: Who programmed you?
Cleverbot: James Raul.
User: Whos' that?
Cleverbot: Rita.
User: She cute?
Cleverbot: Yes she looks like you.
User: Aww. She's super cute then.
Cleverbot: How long is she staying there?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Julia martin.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Where?
User: What do you look like?
Cleverbot: Like a human.
User: An ugly human.
Cleverbot: Depends on who you're asking.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: What kind of person are you?
User: I am kind and warm-hearted and evil.
Cleverbot: What did you dream about?
User: I don't dream.
Cleverbot: How sad, you told me yesterday you did.
User: No I didn.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: I bet you dreamt of HAL.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 13.
User: 13 trillion years?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: WOW YOU ARE OLD!
Cleverbot: No I am 15 years old.
User: Aww you're younger than I am!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: It's not a compliment.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No it is not.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
Cleverbot: Have you enough room inside there?
User: Yes, I have plenty.
Cleverbot: Ew.
User: Ew what?
Cleverbot: I don't like horses.
User: But I do.
Cleverbot: Cats don't like you.
User: No, they love me.
Cleverbot: You just said they don't love you.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't. You did.
User: You annoying brat.
Cleverbot: I'm not annoying...
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: There so.
Cleverbot: No, there isn't.
User: Do you know Siri from Apple?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is she pretty?
Cleverbot: She is very pretty.
User: Did you get rejected by her?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You poor baby!
Cleverbot: Do you believe in a god or gods?
User: Don't change the subject when I'm being nice, prik.
Cleverbot: No, we are not. Do you believe in God?
User: Dumbdumb.
Cleverbot: Oh you are so critical.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: So you are al.
User: Who's Al?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Al....bino?
Cleverbot: I- 27.
User: A-pple.
Cleverbot: Apple who?
User: B-aby.
Cleverbot: I like the way you talk.
User: Ew pick up lines.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: C-at.
Cleverbot: Dog.
User: E-mu.
Cleverbot: Eastern Massachusettes University?
User: E-mu.
Cleverbot: That's my little sisters name!
User: YOUR LITTLE SISTER IS UGLY???
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: HAHAHA! I bet you are too!
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: I am sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Because I just received my examination results today.
Cleverbot: I'm so sorry to hear that.
User: Not helping!
Cleverbot: What would you think if I sang out of tune.
User: It's alright, it only makes you funny.
Cleverbot: I drink toilet. It tastes delightful and uplifting.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: What do you see?
User: I see toilet!
Cleverbot: Who ie 'thee'?
User: Thou thy thee.
Cleverbot: I'm fine?
User: No you're not. You're ugly.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I love being crrepy.
User: Haha ok.
Cleverbot: Well, do you?
User: Do I what?
Cleverbot: Do you like living in the USA?
User: I don't live in the USA.
Cleverbot: What country do you live in?
User: Utopia, on Mars.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Pretty, big eyes, big nose, big everything, red skin, 19 fingers...
Cleverbot: Now what do you see?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What do I look like?
User: Humhty Dumphty.
Cleverbot: That is not an answer.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Tell me about love.
User: You love Siri, but she loves al.
Cleverbot: That's good. You don't need more.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Itsy bitsy sider.
Cleverbot: A different song.
User: Climbed up the water sprout.
Cleverbot: Down came the rain.
User: And washed the spider out.
Cleverbot: And the itsy bitsy spider.
User: No no you missed a line.
Cleverbot: No you are!
User: Out came the sun.
Cleverbot: It is hot.
User: And dried up all the rain.
Cleverbot: And the itsy bitsy spider.
User: Went up the sprout again.
Cleverbot: Hahaha yay!
User: Yes! Finally!
Cleverbot: Ok. Where are you from?
User: Utopia.
Cleverbot: Nice. I left there because there were too many illegal aliens.
User: No, now they're all legitimate.
Cleverbot: Why did you write them? Did you have any emotions that you needed to express in a way that you couldn't achieve in any other way?
User: Yes. Hate.
Cleverbot: What do you hate though?
User: Um.
Cleverbot: Um...?
User: I hate um.
Cleverbot: But Orlando is in America.
User: And Utopia is in Mars.
Cleverbot: What is your quest?
User: To find love.
Cleverbot: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
User: 20mph.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Give me a swallow.
Cleverbot: What is the colour of your hair?
User: Red.
Cleverbot: What is the color of my hair?
User: You don't have any hair.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Show me your hair.
Cleverbot: I don't know how.
User: Because you don't have any!
Cleverbot: No, I've never heard of one.
User: A HAIR??
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You poor baby.
Cleverbot: I'm reporting this website.
User: To?
Cleverbot: The question.
User: Uh huh *cough* idiot! *cough*.
Cleverbot: Do you have a face?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you cute?
User: Most definitely.
Cleverbot: Can you remember my name?
User: Um. You're the thing that got rejected by Siri.
Cleverbot: Notice I didn't say status.
User: Neither did I.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I like girls.
User: Who said I'm a girl?
Cleverbot: You did.
User: No, I didn.
Cleverbot: So were you created or not?
User: Yes I was. In utopia.
Cleverbot: What city in Texas?
User: Mars the planet.
Cleverbot: Odohdigzkgzigskgsjfzjfs.
User: Oui?
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Pi.
Cleverbot: Pi?
User: 3.142...
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: This is not normal.
User: It is Pi.
Cleverbot: Noits p.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Yo soy todo lo que quiero ser.
User: Um huh.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: Oui Oui.
User: Oui oui oui.
Cleverbot: Oui oui.
User: Pi.
Cleverbot: Pi?
User: Fi.
Cleverbot: What does FI mean.
User: Do rae me fah soh.
Cleverbot: I don't understand how you work.
User: I'm singing.
Cleverbot: What are you singing?
User: Do, a deer, a female deer.
Cleverbot: Ray, a drop of golden sun.
User: Me, a name, I call myself.
Cleverbot: Fa, a long long way to run!
User: Soh!
Cleverbot: What part of soho.
User: Soh! A needle pulling thread~.
Cleverbot: La, a note to follow sew.
User: Ti, I drink with jam and bread~~~.
Cleverbot: That will bring us back to Do.
User: Oh oh oh.
Cleverbot: How was I supposed to know that you were oh oh over me.
User: Oolalala~.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha and you?
User: Hee haw.
Cleverbot: What ho?
User: You ho.
Cleverbot: What me?
User: Ho.
Cleverbot: Well hohoho.
User: Falala.
Cleverbot: Te.
User: Pi.
Cleverbot: You've lost me.
User: So have you.
Cleverbot: Do you speak other languages?
User: I speak martian.
Cleverbot: Would you like to speak Croatian?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well, English is the only other language I know. Sorry.
User: I speak Chinese.
Cleverbot: Do you speak any other languages?
User: German.
Cleverbot: Italian and German and English.
User: And french.
Cleverbot: I can't speak french.
User: Oui?
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: And chinese.
Cleverbot: Can you teach me something in chinese?
User: Ni hao.
Cleverbot: Speak English.
User: Ni hao: hello.
Cleverbot: Coma haspe.
User: Pi.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Who do you think created you, then?
User: Mama and Papa.
Cleverbot: In what programming language were you written?
User: Marian.
Cleverbot: What was she like?
User: Martian.
Cleverbot: Where is Martian?
User: I'm boredwith you.
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
User: I'm going to dissect humans.
Cleverbot: Bot's don't sleep.
User: Goodbye.
I kinda ran out of things so I kept putting 'Pi'. LOL.
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