A Lame Story

Once upon a time, there lived a princess/ troll/ fawn/ giant named Rin. She was extremely beautiful. She had small/ gigantic/ piggy purple eyes that shone like the stars/ sun/ torchlight and soft, warty/ hard/ smooth skin that was green/ pink/ blue/ white in colour.

Her stepmother grew insanely jealous of her, and vowed to have all that beauty to herself. So, the stepmother concocted a poison/ sweet/ rotted succulent apple that was impossibly red. Then, she headed over to Rin's alley/ bridge/ cottage/ mountain/ palace. Rin loved the apple at first sight, and immediately brought it to her green/ black/ pink/ hairy lips. She took one bite and collapsed to the cold, hard grass/ concrete/ poop. The stepmother flew/ rolled/ jumped/ ran back to her castle/ lair/ hair salon, elated.

A few days later, a handsome/ ugly/ smelly Prince passed by Rin's residence and saw her plump/ green/ bony/ slim body on the ground. He curiously approached her, and gently lifted the gold/ green/ blue strands that obscured her face from his view. A warty/ ugly/ slimy yet beautiful faced was unveiled. The Prince fell in love a first sight, and bent down to kiss/ hit/ plummet her.

However, Rin jumped up before he could take reach her, and stared at him with ire/ disgust/ admiration. Then she slowly advanced on the prince, wanting to knock him out/ slap him/ jump into his arms. This was the instant when he got down on one misshapen/ precious/ glorious knee and asked, "will you marry me, O beautiful maiden/ troll/ giant?"

She screamed with shock/ happiness/ disgust and leapt at him, trying to smack him with her frying pan/ jump into his arms/ knock him out. Rin bashed up/ rejected/ married the prince and lived happily ever after.

-The End-

LOL I made this while waiting for my laptop to load.. XD
Fill in the blanks however you please!

A-Z: Friends' Quiz

So here's the thing. Answer the three questions about the first person on the list, no matter who it is or your bad history with them, you have to do it; unless it's someone you really haven't talked to, ever! If someone is repeated, then go to the second person under that letter and skip yourself when its your name in the box.  (This is on FB.)

A: Audrey Cheong

1) Do you love this person?

    Erm nope?

2) Is this person your enemy?

    No. :D

3) Would you kiss this person?

   = = No.

B:  Benson Chan

1) What do you really think of this person?

    ANNOYING.

2) What's their favorite color?

    Dunno.

3) Ever danced with them?

    NO AND NEVER WILL.

C: Cheryl Tan

1) Do you love this person?

    Dunno.

2) Did this person have a crush on you?

    LOL no.

3) Where do they live?

    Dunno~

D: Dixon Ho

1) How long have you known him/her?

    Never talk to him before.

2) When did you last see this person?

    Dunno~

3) What color eyes does this person have?

    Dunno~

E: Esther Low

1) Have you met their parents?

    Nope.

2) Worst thing about this person?

    Err. Nv talk to me?

3) Does this person hate you?

    Don't think so.

F: Fluerette Ho

1) Have you ever dated this person?

    NO!

2) When is the next time you will see him/her?

    Who knows?

3) Do you go to school with them?

   Yup same schl.

G: Felix Gan

1) Is he/she a good listener?

    I think so.. He hardly ever talks.

2) Have you ever lied to this person?

    No reason to.

3) Is this person nice?

    Yeah. ^^

H: Hanna Ong

1) What grade are they in?

    Same as me. Sec 4.

2) Is he/she your friend?

    Nope.

3) Funniest thing this person has ever said?

    We don't talk. Period.

I: Ina Nqh

1) Do they have any siblings?

    No idea.

2) Do you know their favorite song?

    Don't bother to.

3) What would you do if they confessed they liked you?

    Scream and run.

J: Julina Tay

1) Is this person in a relationship?

     Nope.

2) Where do they live?

    Pasir Ris.. Dunno name.

3) What color hair does this person have?

    Black.

K: Wan Suan Ko

1) Have you ever dated this person?

    Nope and never will. :D

2) Ever danced with this person?

    Yeap for Farewell Night. :D

3) Ever kissed this person?

    = = NO WAY.

L: Michelle Lim

1) What would you do if you had never met this person?

    Talk to someone else. :D

2) Do you like him/her?

    Yeap.

3) Would you go to Disney World with this person?

    Free tickets, then YES!

M: Maureen Yong

1) Is this person older than you?

    Nope same age.

2) Do you love this person?

    YES! <3

3) Have you ever gotten caught doing something bad with this person?

    Lol no see we so guai.

N: Nicholas Makoto

1) Who is this person?

    Can't seem to rmb lol. Sry.

2) Have you seen this person cry?

    Nope.

3) Do you know this person's favorite sport?

    Nope.

O: Wei Peng Ong

1) Do they have braces?

    Don't think so..

2) When was the last time you saw him/her?

    Once upon a time.

3) Have you ever liked each other? 

    Nope.

P: Pow Jing Herng

1) Have you ever been to the mall with this person?

    Nope.

2) Are you close to this person?

    Nope.

3) Does this person have a job?

    = = Honestly doubt it.

Q: Bernice Quah

1) How did you meet this person?

    Same class.

2) Is he/she single?

    That's what she says...

3) Is he/she nice?

    NO! D<

R: Ryan Collegescan'tfindmewiththisname

1) Have you heard this person sing before?

    No.

2) Do you think this person will repost this?

    No.

3) What’s one thing you would change about this person?

    I don't even know who this Ryan is lol.

S: Amirah Sahrom
1) Is this person taller than you?

    Yeah.

2) Do you enjoy spending time with him/her?

    Yup she's fun!

3) Do they live close to you?

   No idea..

T: Amoz Toh

1) When is the last time you saw him/her?

    .... Almost 4 years ago.

2) Have you been to his/her house?

    Nope.

3) Do you like this person?

    Err. Neutral. :)

U: Numero Uno

1) Is this person your friend?

    SL sis~

2) Have you ever had secret feelings for them?

    Nope.

3) What kind of car do they have? 

    LOL no idea.

V: Valerie Yue

1) Do you see this person a lot?

    Yup, almost daily!

2) When did you meet her/him?

    Sec 1. :)

3) What is this person's favorite food?

    Spicy food.

W: Tng Wen Fu

1) Where did you meet this person?

    SHPS.

2) First memory?

    Err.. He's a very funny guy.

3) When's the last time you saw him/her?

    Again, almost 4 years ago.

X: Xin Ling

1) When did you meet him/her?

     Church.

2) Do they have a charming smile?

    Err......

3) Do you think they can dance?

    Yeap.

Y: Lua Yp
1 ) Is this person loud or quiet?

     LOUD.

2) Describe this person:

     My last year chinese teacher.

3) What color eyes does this person have?

    No idea.

Z: Su Zi Sing

1) Do you have any nicknames for this person?

    JOHNNY!

2) How did you meet this person?

    Sec 1 same class.

3) Ever been to this persons house?

    Nope.

I'm 16 but I act 13 (Quiz)

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee

[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar *I don't keep track of dates

[ ] You own a credit card

[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car

[x] You've done your own laundry

[ ] You can vote in an election

[x] You can cook for yourself

[ ] You think politics are interesting *I think they're shrewd

TOTAL SO FAR: 3

[ ] You show up for school late a lot

[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket

[ ] You've never gotten a detention

[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday

[x] You like to take walks by yourself

[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up

[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[x] You know how to do the dishes

[x] You can count to 10 in another language 

[ ] When you say you're going to do something you do it

[ ] You can mow the lawn *I would if I had one

[ ] You study even when you don't have to

[x] You have hand washed a car before

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[x]  You can spell experience, without looking it up

[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name

[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out

[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need *DUH!

[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said

[x] You can type pretty quick

TOTAL SO FAR: 11

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment/school

[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party

[ ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.

[ ] You have more bills than you can pay

[x] You have been to the beach

[ ] You use the internet every day *O Level year.. I banned myself frm com during schl days. :)

[x] You have travelled overseas for more than 5 times *I travel every year =_=

[ ] You make your bed in the morning

[ ]You realised people of the opposite sex might just make better friends.

GRAND TOTAL: 13

*** Repost this with the subject as: I'm (how old you are) but I act (what you got on the test)

*** The number of people you have to tag is the number you got on the test

Had A Bad Day~ (Quiz)

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?

Erm... I'll honestly say I don't know. :)

What's something you can't wait for?

NEW LAPTOP!!

What time did you go to sleep last night?

11.30pm. So late. T_T

Girls are bitches, am I right? 

NO! I'm a girl!

When you last got dressed, did you put on your bottoms or your top first

Erm depends which one closer to me. Haha.

Did the last person you touched lips with have a tattoo? 

Never did. Touch lips, i mean.

What's on your mind?

That's when I run to you~

This world keeps spinning faster~~~

Do you hate the last guy you talked to?

Nope.

Would you ever stay with someone just because you didn't want to break their heart?

Maybe(?)

If you could go back in time, how far back would you gO

ALL THE WAY!

Your phone is ringing. It's the person you fell hardest for, what do you say?

*Hello?*

Is there someone you will always be attracted to?

I haven't met that person yet. ;)

Tell me about the shirt you are wearing.

I'm wearing a dress~ Flowered. -.- Really ugly but hey, I'm at home!

Do you check your texts right away when you receive them? 

Depends on the sender. :p

How do you feel at this very moment?

One word: T-I-R-E-D!

Does anyone think you are an asshole?

Nope.

Have you ever felt like you literally needed someone?

Errrr...... No?

Is there a specific moment you can replay in your mind perfectly? 

Nope not perfectly. 

Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?

No. I hate ppl touching my face.

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? 

No.. D':

Could you handle being married to the last person you texted? 

EWW NOOO!!! I dun wanna marry Jade!

What did you do today? 

Go to today's pathetic 2 hr school, went White Sands. :D

What's the last thing you put in your mouth? 

Yakult.

Is there someone you could spend every minute with and be happy? 

No.

I bet you miss somebody right now?

No.

Next time you will kiss someone?

Few years.. I hope.

Have you told anybody you loved them today? 

NOPE~

Will tomorrow be better than today? 

NO SCHOOL TMR THAT'S THE BEST!!!

Have you hugged or kissed anybody today?

Nope.

Have you ever slept in the same bed as the opposite sex over night?

Yeap long time ago.

Something you really want right now? 

Nope.

Do you and your ex have a good relationship? 

No ex.

Chicken or steak? 

Steak. <3

Is there someone you can talk to about anything?

No... D':

When was the last time you cried?

Few days ago.. I was watching a movie.

Who was the last person you took a picture with?

Dunno~

Someone knocks on your window at 2 am, what do you say?

Dude go home.

Will you be in a relationship next month?

100% sure no. :D

What hurts right now?

My poor poor head. T_T

Are you an alcoholic? 

I hate anything alcoholic.

Do you listen to music everyday?

DUH~~~ <3

Are you listening to it right now? 

Yeap. <3

What makes you happy?

Anything that doesn't make me sad or angry. ;D

Whats the first thing you do when you wake up? 

Hit the snooze button.

Have you ever dropped your phone in the toilet? 

Haha no I'm very nice to my phone.

What do you like more: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?

Hot chocolate.

Are there any saved birthday cards in your bedroom? 

I saved every single one.. Somewhere in my cupboard.

Has anyone upset you today? 

Yeap just. D:

Last person you cussed at?

I don't cuss.

Do you blow dry your hair?

If there's no time to let it slowly dry.

How was your Friday? 

.... Changed my opinions of some ppl forever. Not good for them. >D

Are you happy right now? 

No I'm still tired and have to go have Reunion Dinner later sighhhh...

Have you done anything sneaky lately? 

Nope I have nth to hide. :D

Will next Friday be a good one? 

No. Have schl. D':

Are you thinking of someone right now? 

No.

Where was the last place you went besides where you are?

Corridor.

What color are your jeans? 

All shades of blue.

Will this weekend be a good one?

NO! I HATE CNY!

Do you ever write in pencil anymore? 

Sometimes.

Is there someone you will never forget? 

Yeah, someone(s).

How was last night? 

Super awesome I totally slacked~

Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?

I hope~ Mwahaha~

If you look straight ahead past your computer screen, what do see? 

My desk.

Are you a shy person? 

Generally.. I think.

Did you have a good day today?

No today was a total waste of time.

Who's the last person to text you?

Jade.

Are you an aunt or uncle? 

AUNT. *shock*

What are you doing after this? 

REUNION DINNER. T_T

Who was the last person to make you cry?

..... Dunno lalala~

Who were you last in the car with?

My mama.

Met someone from out of town recently?

Lol nope.

Where did you sleep last night? 

Bed, duh.

Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?

Only if it works.

What was the last thing you licked?

Err... No idea..

Last time you laughed? 

Few hours ago.

Is it possible to be single and happy? 

Of course!

Why do you think people cheat?

They're unhappy with their current.. partner.

Would you ever try being a vegetarian?

Tried loads of times~ Quite good actually.

Best summer of your life? 

DUNNO~ They're all the same to me.

Do you find piercings attractive? 

One on each ear, yes. More than that, NO.

What did you do last night?

PLAY COM THEN SLEEP YAYY~~~

Have a best friend?

Nope.

Would you live with someone without marrying them? 

Yeah.

Has anyone told you they don't ever wanna lose you?

No. D:

How do you feel about girls smoking? 

Bad for lungs and image.

Do you prefer the ocean or pool?

Ocean if diving. Pool if swimming.

Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something? 

I really hope not.