Sunday, December 27, 2015

30 Day Writing Challenge: Day 2

26 Dec 2015 (oops I missed a day dammit)
Day 2: Tell about a character who lost something important to him/her.

Charlie met Daniel at a company event. 

They both worked for Walter Industries, one of the most profitable companies in the world. Charlie got the job through spectacular GPA and interview; Daniel got his through his father, not that he needed it. Charlie handled financial transactions for the Asian branches; Daniel was a genius at advertising. Charlie was a young highflier who was still looking for her passions; Daniel already landed his dream job.

The first impression was not spectacular. Their boss, Mr. Walter, a man in his fifties with streaked grey hair and three marriages, arranged for the Asian department to sit with the advertising department, for he was too lazy to organise seating other than in alphabetical order. Charlie arrived early. Daniel arrived three minutes late and sat beside Charlie. They made small talk, smiled politely, and went home with utter nonchalance. They forgot each other’s names within the week.

Daniel first started to really notice Charlie a year later, when he was assigned to create an ad campaign for the Asian department’s new product. He spent most of his time with the designer of the product and only saw Charlie a total of two times he first week, both when he went to the lounge for a cuppa. She walked with her head held high, the sound of strong, sure steps clicking away from her black heels. While Charlie was not extraordinarily beautiful, Daniel found that she was a very attractive woman. He was attracted to her confidence, which could easily be mistaken as pride had he not seen her pouring over her notes in her work-messy desk, and her smile that can only be described as confident. By the end of the first week, Daniel’s interest was piqued by this sure, strong young woman, but he did not even know her name.

Daniel made the first move. The next time he saw Charlie in the lounge, he approached her under the pretence of discussing the advertisement budget. But because they both wanted more, the conversation easily diverged into personal stories. Chatting in the lounge turned into never-ending texting. Regular texting turned into regular lunches during hours. Lunches extended to dinners. Work day meetings extended to holiday meetings. Constant meetings were eventually not enough, and they moved in together, a year after Daniel made the first move.

Charlie met Richard at a company event. 

Their first meeting was spectacular. Charlie’s friend, Ms Evans, a woman in her fifties with streaked grey hair and zero marriages, arranged for Charlie’s start-up company, Charlie & Co., to sit with the people of Chunky Crisps Industry, for she was too lazy to organise seating other than in alphabetical order. Charlie arrived early. Richard was already there and intentionally emptied the seat beside him. They made small talk, smiled politely, and went to his home with electrified nerves. They never forgot each other’s names.

Daniel first started to really notice Charlie a month later, when he went home early because of a sudden fever. She spent most of her days in the company and only saw Daniel two times that week, both when she went home for a change of clothes. She walked with her head down, the sound of muffled tip-toe tapping on their wooden floors. While Charlie was not extraordinarily quiet, Daniel found that she was very detached. He saw her wilfulness, which he realised he had mistaken for confidence had he not seen her in bed with Richard that day, and her smile could only be described as calcuated. By the end of the week, Daniel lost the wilful, flakey young woman, but he could not forget her name.


Afterthoughts: Wanted to write a fluffy, tragic story of lost love but realised I rambled too much and exceeded the word limit so I made Charlie a cheating a-hole to end it. 613 words not including Charlie’s pov. A story of lost love.


Charlie’s POV, after Daniel’s POV:
Charlie first started to really notice Daniel when he was assigned to create an ad campaign for the her department’s new product. He spent most of his time with the designer of the product and she only saw him a total of two times the first week, both when she went to the lounge for snacks. He walked with slow, deliberate, long steps and barely any sound. While Daniel was not extraordinarily handsome, Charlie found that Daniel was a very attractive man. She was attracted to his easy-going demeanour, which could easily be mistaken for laziness had she not seen his multitudes of drafts and proposals, and his smile that made her lips quirk reflexively. By the end of the first week, Charlie’s interest was piqued by this capable, friendly young man, but she did not even know his name. [Can delete.]

30 Day Writing Challenge: Day 1

So I've decided to take up the 30 Day Writing Challenge and I'm going to use the one from 30daychallengearchive. This is to help me improve my writing (because right now it's quite bad) so read at your own risk. All challenges will be tagged 30DWC.

My (personal) rules:
No planning. No thinking. No backtracking. Just write. 500 words everyday.

24 Dec 2015
Day 1: Select a book at random in the room.  Find a novel or short story, copy down the last sentence and use this line as the first line of your new story. (I do. - The Fault In Our Stars)

I do.

I hear the trembling words. I can see nothing but blackness, feel nothing but blackness, hear nothing. Like I’m in an endless void. Trapped. Alone. 

“I-I…” I stammer, unwilling to sign away my soul. It senses my hesitation. It is unpleased. I can feel its breath on my neck. The light flicks of its tongue caressing my jugular as it hisses threateningly.
Say it.

“I-I-I d-do-o” I force out. Had my senses not been void, I would feel my tears. I can sense its joy at my surrender. I feel myself being lifted up, into uneven arms, as we descend down, down, down. I would be alarmed, but I had long ago lost my bearings of up or down, left or right, of above ground or otherwise.

What I can sense though, is the smell. The stench. Its stench. The smell of a hundred rotting corpses. The smell that now envelops me, surrounds me, traps me. I would feel nauseous, except my body isn’t quite what it was. I doubt I have the ability to feel nauseous.

My perfect bride.

It is said with so much conviction, it is almost violent. My trembling increases.

Come now. Soon you will be reborn and lose the silly emotion of fear.

I try to scream, but I can feel the absence of my mouth, or vocal chords. Instead, a warm feeling replaces the absent vibrations of sound in my windpipe. I try to scream, again and again, but the warmth increases the harder I try. It is painful. Like a raging fire that is spreading across my body.

Shh, shh. Calm down. You are hurting yourself. My bride has to be perfect.

I try to calm down but I can’t. I’m terrified. I’m losing feeling in my senses. The fire burns away my teeth, my lips, my nose, my eyes. Leaving nothing but an absence behind. My heart beats impossibly faster.

STOP IT. YOU ARE RUINING MY BRIDE.

I can’t I can’t, I metaphorically sob. I can feel my soul crying as the fire burns away my collarbone, my ribs, my breasts, my arms, my fingers. As the fire washes over them, they stiffen and harden and cease to exist to me. The harder my soul cries, the more unruly the fire, the more uneven I feel myself hardening. It is more painful than I’ve ever felt. I want to die, but I am already dead. 

Your outer covering is uneven. Flawed.

The fire spreads even more. I lose my torso, my hips, my thighs, my calves, my feet, my toes. All that’s left is a faint weight of a useless heart, and the crackling of cranial fluid as it solidifies around my brain.

Look what you’ve done. Another piece of trash. And you had so much potential to be my perfect bride.

I can sense it throwing my unjointed hard body into other hard bodies. We are all trapped in our own nothingness.

Now you’re just a mannequin.

Afterthoughts: It started out as some lizard-demon-bride ritual thing but ended up becoming a mannequin horror. 503 words. Story is inconsistent, especially the parts about the absence of senses. Oh, well. No horror tomorrow though. LET’S WRITE FLUFF.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS hope y'all had a good Christmas and spent it with people who made you happy~

Walking towards Gardens by the Bay 
Helix Bridge
Gardens by The Bay: Christmas Edition



Hotpot @ ongong's house!
Yum yumz

The cutest bunny named Toki
Extremely soft fur!
Toki is so cute! When you stop petting him he'll lick and lick you until you continue. 
But don't spoil him too much or he'll try to hump you.

♥ ❣ MERRY CHRISTMAS ❣ 

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Eczema

I have a chronic case of mild(?) eczema (self-diagnosed). I went to a chinese doctor once and all she said was "you are too heaty" and I swear my face blackened immediately and I never went back.

(I didn't take any pictures but I found this online and it looks exactly like mine.)
Hand Eczema
(P.S. I googled eczema and it was gruesome. NSFW.) Yup like that, but slightly worse because the ridges were cracking and bleeding and it hurt to move my fingers at worst times. I used to have very bad cracking and bleeding in the areas behind the knees, elbows, neck, corners of mouth etc, basically anywhere that sweat could accumulate. It's better now because I forced myself to stop scratching. (Scratching ➝ bigger injuries ➝ more itchy ➝ scratching...)

Luckily for me, the main cause of my eczema was dry and oversensitive skin (which I totally blame on my nanny who bathed me in clothes detergent when I was a newborn). So, I am washing my hands less often, only using mild soap once every two days, and moisturise myself head-to-toe after every soap use. Now I still have scars and small outbreaks (around the fingers) every now and then, but it's much better already.

Products I really like:
Body wash - Johnson's baby wash or PH5.5 body wash
Shampoo - anything
Moisturiser - Johnson's baby lotion (milk + rice) it smells great and is not sticky at all, promise
(I'm like a baby)

When outbreaks happen I try to stay clear of water (it pulls moisture from breaks in the skin) and moisturise at least twice a day, or anytime it feels dried out. In Singapore's humid weather, do not use oily lotions or dirt will get stuck to your skin.

Good luck to you if you have eczema as well~ Do try to go to the doctor to get a proper diagnosis! (Unlike me ahaha)

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Irritable (My friendship problem)

I need to get this out of my system. I've realized that I have friendship limits. After a period of time of being *A*'s friend, there comes a sudden and dramatic turning point in my brain that makes me so damn annoyed at A. Every single thing A does annoy me. A's speech, A's wardrobe, the sound of A's voice AND EVEN A'S FREAKING SMELL (like wth am I a dog). So. Freaking. Annoying.

And I don't like being annoyed at A! We've been friends a couple of years, been quite close, there was even a period of time where A was my best friend... Then all of a sudden, I find A so annoying I don't even want to risk asking out our mutual friends so that I don't have to see A. I don't like this. I miss liking A and having meals together and stuff. But now I can't and ugghhhh so frustrated.

A is not the only one. There've been B and C and I got annoyed for a few months and then I got over it and now we are still friends (albeit not so close), but enough that I am able to enjoy their presence ALONE.

I don't even know who to tell omggg. Can't tell our mutual friends. (I have a strict "only complain to neutral parties" policy because bad experience in secondary school.) I need advice people. Is this normal?? Or is my brain just that weird. If this behaviour translates to romantic relationships... I can never get married.

(Am supposed to be studying for my mid-terms but this is ruining my study-mood T^T)


Tuesday, September 8, 2015

How To Ask For Favours

This is a very very recent pet peeve. It was only realised this morning, but tbh it's been brewing for a month or so now. So I have some friends, as I'm sure you do too, the overly polite friend who is so afraid of offending everyone and talks so damn courteously all the time and says the word "sorry" more than any other word. (Yeah that's not me. I rage in your face.) Let's call the friend A.

Anyway this afternoon A was *hinting* that A needed another friend of mine (B) and I to help A do something. This is our -altered- text conversation:

A: Hey are you in school?
Me: Yup. Having class now.
A: Oh lol okay nevermind then haha thanks.
(Okay so the polite thing is to ask what A wants but at this point I'm already sick of having to dig information out of A. So I didn't reply.)

And at the same time, A was texting B too. Same convo. But B dug for more.

B: What is it lol
A: Oh I was wondering if you could help me do A3 color lol.
But nvm.
B: What A3 color?
A: Hahaha no, just printing coloured A3 stuff.
B: Aren't you in school? Then what? How to pass to you?
A: Ahaha nope nah it's okay I'll just print it outside thanks anyway.

Do you see what I want to rage at. Like HELLO, WOMAN. You are trying to ask me for a favour WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME DIG FOR INFORMATION ON HOW TO DO YOU A FAVOUR. It's one thing to be polite and unobtrusive but this is ridiculous. If you want a favour, ask. Don't change your mind after 2 sentences. This happens way too often that I am raging.

ALSO. This is a TEXT message exchange. Not a conversation. I don't have time for you to slowly small talk me into doing you a favour. Sure, small talk takes a minute face-to-face but IT CAN DRAG FOREVER when you're texting.

So this is how to ask me for a favour via text:

-Greetings- (eg hey, how are you....)
Straight to the point favour where I won't have any questions to ask (eg can you please help me print ______ and pass it to me later in class?)
-the end-

Ideally my answer would only be an "okay, sure" or "sorry I can't".

Please do not make people -me- work to do you a favour. I won't want to do it.


Side note, it is better to make small talk a bit before asking for a favour when dealing face-to-face or with people you are not close to. It's more polite plus body language is extremely important in making people like you. And in the real world, connections are everything.

Toodles~

Monday, August 3, 2015

When you are bored... Play games/apps

Year 2 semester 1 is about to start~ And I've officially become a NEET (not in education, employment, or training) for the past week. So I've gone through a lot of apps in my spare time... As well as sleep 12 hours a day and spend the over 12 lying in bed when I had my period because it was so bad :'(
"It's so unfair why don't guys' balls fall off every month" is what I keep thinking ahahaha... No offence.

Anyway. If you are a NEET too, you can check out these awesome apps!


1. Colorfy: Coloring Book For Adults (Free)

Dammn cool you just color INSIDE the lines :)
Tbh I just downloaded it today and I spent so much time on it already....
Some of the drawings (colorings?) I did:

When your hair on point


Looks like a hippie cancer cell


Obviously I cannot goldfish



2. Broken Age ($$)


I love this game really. The story is interesting, the colors are awesome, and it's easy enough that you won't get stuck for a longgg time. I have no patience for normal RPG's, so if you are like me you should totally go try out Broken Age. Available on all platforms (I think).



3. Monument Valley ($$)



Simple, smooth design, great graphics, novel gameplay.




4. Deemo ($$)



Piano playing app that is designed dammnnn well. Deemo kinda reminds me of slenderman which does creep me out though. ):
I love all the songs composed by V.K.



5. The Battle Cats (Free)


CATS. BATTLING OTHER STUFF. Sold yet?



And a lot of other more mainstream apps like Legend of The Cryptids (awesome art, lots of boobs hahaha), The Sims Freeplay, Soda Crush, Hearthstone, Kim Kardashian Hollywood (they have nice clothes) etc etc.
Happy playing~

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Some (Chinese) Life Hacks

Mosquito bites
Apply white vinegar on afflicted area. Vinegar neutralises the toxins that cause swelling and itching. The reddish bump should disappear in 10-20 minutes.
(Tried and proven.)

Bruises
Rub a (peeled) boiled egg repeatedly over bruised area. By magic, black spots will appear in the egg and bruising should reduce.
(I don't know how this works... This is something our mamas told us.) (By our, I mean me and my Chinese friends.)

Pimples
Use saline solutions to gently wipe your face (with cotton or a towel). It cleans better than pure water.
(Grandma wisdom.)

Wounds 
Buy hydrocolloid dressing, for example here, by DuoDERM. The dressing is a biodegradable and non-breathable (aka waterproof) type of plaster that you paste over more serious wounds. The dressing absorbs liquid and keeps the wound moist, but not wet, which facilitates healing.
(Tried and tested. Works amazing. My mom buys a lot of these every time we go to Taiwan. They're called 人工皮 in Chinese.)

Get rid of odours
Buy legit dried tea leaves (any type will do). Place them, dry, in places with odour such as shoes, water bottles, refrigerators... Or you could just make tea in your bottles and leave them overnight. The tea leaves get rid of the nasty odours plus they leave the nice tea smell behind. Lemon skins work too.
(Mom hacks.)

Mouthwash
Instead of buying commercial mouthwash that leave burning sensations, use salt water to rinse your mouth. Really salty water. Add as much salt as you want to water and rinse for about 5 minutes. Salt is a great bacteria killer. Please do not swallow the water.
(Mom hacks.)

Mouth Ulcers
Quick ways to get rid of ulcers:
1. Put salt on it. Immediate effect, but also extreme pain. Warning: ulcer may bleed.
2. Citrullus Degelatinatum/ Watermelon Frost(?) (西瓜霜). Get it at a local pharmacy. Medium effect, but not as painful. Have to reapply (I do it twice a day, but it's okay to use more).
(Mom hacks.)

Mosquito Repellent
Sesame oil. Mosquitos hate sesame oil. Dab some all over your skin and you should be rid of mosquitos for a while. Downside: you smell like 麻油鸡 (sesame oil chicken dish) in the meantime.
(Mom hacks.)

Monday, May 4, 2015

Study Music

I was looking through Youtube for some study music and I discovered this guy, Yiruma. Oh my gosh he's so good. I've already heard many of his compositions here and there (movie soundtracks, maybe?) but never a name.

This video here:


Also, I like to use rain sounds when I study to drown out the background noises. I use the Sleepmaker Rain Free app here (iOs). My favourite sound is the "Gentle...with distant thunder".

Enjoy and happy studying~
My finals are almost over! I hope to do module reviews for this and last semester... I got lazy and didn't do reviews last semester (eheheh..).

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Downloading PSPP

Hey guys just wanted to write quick and easy instructions on how to download and work PSPP on Windows.

I have a statistics assignment due this Friday and SPSS is too $$ so the teachers recommended the free software PSPP that is capable of basic statistics functions. I struggled for 2 hours trying to work that thing. I'm using MacBook Air but I use Parallels for Windows 8.


DOWNLOADING

1. Go to https://www.gnu.org/software/pspp/get.html and download the latest version of PSPP. (The Mac download is too complicated so I went for Windows).

2. Save and run it.


HOW TO USE

The raw data they gave us was in the format of excel. Microsoft excel is not compatible with PSPP, sadly.

1. Download LibreOffice.

2. Use LibreOffice to open the .xls / .xlsx file.

3. Save file as .ods / .csv format.

4. Open PSPP and choose "Import file..", "all files" and click on your above saved file.

5. VOILA!

Note: Microsoft's version of .csv is not compatible with PSPP and it'll just end up with only one line of data.


I did a test independent sampling test and it worked fine. Okay fellow PL2131 students! Let's work hard for our assignment! (If you have any clue what to do please help I'm so lost...)

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

GUYS.

Singapore Airlines is having a HUGE SALE ERMAGAWD HUGE GRAB IT PEOPLE.
(From Singapore only I think)

It only costs $500++ to travel to Taipei which is cheaper than Scoot the budget airlines ARE YOU KIDDING ME I LOVE SIA. Hands down best air service ever. (I fly a lot. Trust me. *winks*)

$1,600+ per pax for a one-way trip from Singapore to AMERICA!! My parents suddenly want to go America now. XD

I'VE BEEN PRAYING FOR SIA SALE FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG THANK YOU LORD THANK YOU I LOVE SINGAPORE AIRLINES!! *Sorry for the caps. I'm really excited. I'm high maintenance and am so sick of taking budget.*

I'm always the one in the airplane who gets the dirty seat (who knows spilt what on the seat & they couldn't clean it up in time so they just put a blanket over the seat for me to sit on. True story from Vietnam Airlines Jan 2015) and the dirty table (split coffee I hope) and is stuck between at least two babies. I have terrible airplane luck.

Okie bye enjoy your non-budget-flight holidays!

Update: Apparently there are a lot of limitations to the sale that my Dad didn't read and just upped and bought 4 tickets.

1. Sale ends 31st March and you have to use the tickets this year
2. Maximum 7-day travel
3. Can only travel with more than 2 people at the same time (same flights)

Which is the complete opposite of what my family wanted... Basically we spent $2000++ to enjoy a plane ride and nothing else much. Ugh.

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Interesting Hair Observation + Filler Girlfriend

Hi guys~ So 3 months ago I dyed my hair dark red-purple-brown colour (it was dark purple on the packaging though) and now the colour has faded to a lighter brown. My roots are completely black so the distinction between the dyed and undyed parts are pretty obvious.

When the hairs drop I realised something: the hairs that drop nowadays have a very small black part as compared to the hairs still hanging on to my scalp. That means that three months ago, a little while after I first dyed my hair, the singular hair follicle had already decided that "NO I AIN'T GONNA GROW NO MORE" but hung on until 3 months later before it finally dropped.

The time difference between growth stump (does that equate to follicle death? Idk.) and hair fall can range from a few days to a few months like wow. Ahahaha just a really random observation that intrigued me. It's like the hair had already decided a few months ago that it was gonna drop. So no matter what kind of shampoo you use (hair fall etc) cannot really do much to change the follicle's mind I guess. Maybe the shampoo causes the hair to hang on longer. Who knows (well, scientists do).



ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ  .....awkward transition...  ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ



Anyway. My friend recently entered this "labelled-casual-but-acts-committed" relationship with a guy who broke up with his fiance just a few months ago. He kept saying they were casual but he acted like her boyfriend and he kept giving mixed signals and really confused her. He liked to cuddle and they met up more than once a week and chat every single day... They both admitted to feelings for the other but he had a lot of excuses to keep the relationship casual. Casual my ass. She was confused and undecided for many months because she really liked him but knew that the 'relationship' would never go anywhere... She finally decided to limit their interactions and PUT THAT GUY IN HIS PLACE. You go, girl.

Anyway she sent me a webpage that perfectly described their relationship and I wanna share with all of you.


Girls. Guys. Don't become someone's Filler okay. You're worth way more than that. *sentimental me coming through MOVE* My friend made the choice to be able to tell the guy, "I'm no a la carte. I'm all or nothing."

She seems a lot happier once she got through that. This is something you have to work through yourself, because a few months back when she told me and her other friends about this guy, we all thought that she should dump his ass but she was the one who could make the final call. Only her. The most we could do was support whatever decision she made and let her rant. (It was really interesting to me, like a serial drama. xD)



(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ  ...come lemme give you xoxo HAHA...  (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ



Alright that's all I have to say. BUH BYE GUYS.


〜( ̄▽ ̄〜)(〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜  ...do da wave... PARTAY GUYS!


Okay bye.


ヾ(@^▽^@)  *waves*   ...I love japanese emoticons... ヾ(@^▽^@) 


Sunday, February 15, 2015

Happy Valentine's Day

Hey there fellow internet users~
Happy belated ♥ Valentine's Day !




(I swear I've been so busy this week and my only free day was Valentine's Day..)

(Also I get more excited about Friday the 13th [nice ring to it, huh] than valentine's xD #singlepeopleproblems)


Be My Valentine Heart Love



Sources: http://www.sherv.net/valentine.heart.love-emoticon-6200.html (top)
http://www.symbols-n-emoticons.com/2013/02/happy-valentines-day.html (bottom)

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Eye Candy

Hey guys finally updating after so long~ Totally using this to procrastinate~ (I have a 30-min presentation tomorrow I am so screwed)

Anyway a few months back, I finally had my first eye candy... If you can even call him that because I only saw the guy once on the internal shuttle bus and I never saw him again. NUS is way too big and overpopulated.

I feel like I am legit biologically wired differently, like there're a few missing nerve cells to connect my two hemispheres. I don't know. Most of the time I am able to step back and, while I'm feeling certain emotions, I'm also evaluating the cause of these emotions and be like "what the heck brain, WHY??" I have had a few small crushes that lasted for a couple of days only. My biggest crush lasted for... 2 years (?) on-off? And even then, he was not my eye candy. I was like "what the heck, why. No. No, brain. STOP" the ENTIRE time. I was conflicting with myself.

When my friends pointed out their eye candy to me, I only saw a face. Like I am logically processing, hmm, yes, that eye-nose-mouth-face proportion seems to be socially acceptably attractive... But I never felt the actual attraction you know. Maybe my standards for eye candies is too high. XD

This guy, let's call him A. I was on the shuttle bus D2 going from U-Town to Faculty of Science because I had a class there, when A boarded the bus too. I was seated down at the window seat and the seat beside me was empty. It was during the lunch rush hour when other people filed into the bus too. I had almost immediately seen him the moment he boarded the bus and I totally prayed,
"PLEASE DON'T SIT BESIDE ME I WANNA STARE AT YOUR FACE PLEASE."
But alas, he started walking towards the empty seat. "PLEASE PLEASE NO OH CRAP NO."

And when he sat down beside me, I WAS SO SAD. I mean, if he were standing a respectable distance away I could stare at him and pretend I was staring off into space or staring outside the window or something, but I can't stare at him when he's sitting beside me!!! That's way-too-obvious creepy. D':

The whole ride I forced myself to stare out the window and face the other way because if I even so much as used my phone I would be so tempted to peek GAHHH. Worst first eye candy experience.

We got off at the same stop but he walked away so fast. *sigh* I never saw him again. *RIP first eye candy*

I think he was Eurasian. I don't really remember. I don't remember his face. But I do remember that when he sat down beside me, I was thinking to myself, "hey, he smells like a Barbie doll." Which is both very memorable (come on, who smells like a Barbie doll naturally) and a huge turn off (dolls are creepy, so by smell association...).

Okay bye~