Thursday, May 31, 2012

"Friends"

I am set to not have any friends until the end of college. Why? Well, because the one friend that I thought could stick with me until at least the 'A' Levels left me.

She got stolen by that old veggie. WTH CAN.

It's so obvious that old veggie is trying to steal all my friends. Why?? What is your problem??
At one time I was trying to get close to Lizard, then she stepped in and those two became best pals.
And then I became close to Ali (the one who got stolen) and then she stepped in again, totally threw away Lizard, and now those two are best pals.

Oh sure Ali tries to talk to me and all, but I'm mad. Heck, I'm more than mad. I'm furious, I'm sad, and I'm hurt.

Ali was the ONLY ONE of my JC friends (excluding Piggy they all. They know by default) that I told about what a backstabbing b*tch old veggie is. And she still let her get close???

WHAT THE HELL?

Yeah, nice friends I have.

So, due to my best-friendless state (I'm on good terms with everyone, just no one special to stick to), I am known as the 'quiet' and 'unnoticeable' one. When I'm mad I tend to keep to myself. And I am mad most of the time now. D<

GRIN AND BEAR IT. ONE YEAR LEFT.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Biological Bias

My bio teacher LURVES me so much.
Every single bio lesson, she will make sure to call me! Why????

My biology is average in my class. Nth outstanding, nth problematic.

On the very first bio lesson, the very first person she called was me. And ever since then, she has always recognised me specifically. T_T
NOT A GOOD THING.

It was probably due to that fact that I got that dreadful first question wrong. And she picked on my answer mercilessly. *sighhhh*

Especially today in class. Just now. We had a 2-period bio lesson, which adds up to 1h 40m non-stop of HER. Sometimes I'm ok with her. Most of the time she's all cranky so my class don't really like her.

We went through quite a few tutorial qns, so after she thought that she had called everyone at least once, she immediately called (we are her standard few favourites):

The bio rep (girl)
Me
Two of the four guys in my class

Teachers usually like to call the guys since there're only 4 in my class.
Ratio of guys:girls = 1:5.

Too bad none of them are eye-candy worthy. SIGHHHHH.

It's my lung time now btw. And I'm rotting away in the library.

SO HUNGRYYY.
BUT NO MONEYYYY.
MY POOR TUMMYYYYY.

XD See what I did there? A poem! :)

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Group Work

I haven't been actively blogging much lately, because I really don't have the time.
Anyway, I feel like I have neglected my blog for too long and here I am.

Just now, I was going my Project Work. I have the worst group ever.
This is only our second session and we already have had so many arguments.. Usually with the same person.

Sad to say, I have the misfortune of being the group leader.

My group has 4 girls and 1 guy. There's me, Fabaa (girl), yl (girl), Jess (girl) and Drew (guy). All nicknames btw.

Tonight was our second online session. First one was ytd night. We agreed to meet at 8pm ytd night, but yl came at 8.30pm while Jess came at 9.20pm. The other two didn't even show up.

Tonight, we agreed to meet at 7pm. Fabaa came at 7.30pm, Yl 8pm, Jess 8.30pm, Drew 9.20pm.

LIKE WHAT THE FREAK?
I very distinctly remember asking them if they were free on BOTH nights and ALL of them promised they were free. BUNCH OF LIARS.

DREW IS THE WORST HUMAN BEING I HAVE EVER MET.
He is 2/3 absent from school, 1/9 absent from group meetings, and yet still act all high and mighty. The first thing he did when he joined us (super late, and for the first time. It was our 3rd meeting) was to CRITICISE our work.
And he had the NERVE to ignore all my emails and SMSes. I mean, I'm sorry! I know I'm annoying, BUT WHAT THE HECK YOU FREAKING FREE LOADER.

MY WHOLE GROUP HATES HIM.

He has no EQ, too much BO, and not an ounce of humility.

My class, 24 people, 4 guys. He is the ONE PERSON that nobody likes. He walks around with this "I'm bored with the world" face all the time. He talks arrogantly. He laughs like he's smirking. All in all, I HATE HIM. FREAKING CAN'T STAND HIM.

On Friday, when he finally did show up in school, he sat beside me during PW class (whoopee). He stinks. I have a VERY SENSITIVE nose (my mama said I discriminated ppl due to smell when I was a baby) and I felt REPULSED to have him sit near me. This is not normal for me. Yes, I might feel uncomfortable but not repulsed.

Then during group discussion, HE KEPT LEANING ON MY CHAIR TO FREAKING DISCUSS AND CHECK HIS PHONE.
DUDE! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?? Your own chair can't support you?? HUH???

And for the first time in my life, I felt the need to VOMIT just to have him that close. Literally VOMIT. I felt bad, because its such a mean thing to feel, but then he came to our online discussion and acted all rude and I just exploded.
Do I feel bad? Nope, not anymore.

Oh wow such a long post and I still have to rant about Jess.

Well for my group we chose to use Jess' Preliminary Idea (PI) because we felt that hers was most promising.
But then she became all territorial and b*tchy abt it.

Girl, we are using your PI as a TEMPLATE for OUR project. It is not YOUR project. We were contemplating about changing ideas of her PI, and she went all, "CANNOT! MY PLAN WAS THAT.... CANNOT!"

Don't you just wanna strangle this kind of ppl? *Sighs*


I bet that by the end of this year, my group members will want to kill me.
But if this kind of selfish behaviors keep up, I WILL STRANGLE THEM SOONER OR LATER.

Sooo wanna slap Jess and Drew. So much.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Why We Yawn

This is so cool!

I used to think that we yawned to show that we are tired, but then someone told me that we yawned to inhale more oxygen.
And then vsauce told me we yawn to cool down our brains...



I'm pendiculating. LOL.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a perfectly grammatically correct sentence.  It is used as an example of how homonyms and homophones can be used to create complicated linguistic constructs. 
Cool, huh. XD

From Wiki:

The sentence is unpunctuated and uses three different readings of the word "buffalo." In order of their first use, these are
Marking each "buffalo" with its use as shown above gives:
Buffaloa buffalon Buffaloa buffalon buffalov buffalov Buffaloa buffalon.
Thus, the sentence when parsed reads as a claim that bison who are intimidated or bullied by bison are themselves intimidating or bullying to bison (at least in the city of Buffalo – implicitly, Buffalo, NY):
  • [Those] (Buffalo buffalo) [whom] (Buffalo buffalo) buffalo, buffalo (Buffalo buffalo).
  • [Those] buffalo(es) from Buffalo [that are intimidated by] buffalo(es) from Buffalo intimidate buffalo(es) from Buffalo.
  • Bison from Buffalo, New York, who are intimidated by other bison in their community, also happen to intimidate other bison in their community.
  • THE buffalo FROM Buffalo WHO ARE buffaloED BY buffalo FROM Buffalo, buffalo (verb) OTHER buffalo FROM Buffalo.
  • Buffalo buffalo (main clause subject) [which the] Buffalo buffalo (subordinate clause subject) buffalo (subordinate clause verb) buffalo (main clause verb) Buffalo buffalo (main clause direct object).
The sentence can be clarified by substituting the synonym "bison" for the animal "buffalo", "bully" for the verb "buffalo", and "New York" to refer to the state of the city Buffalo:
"New York bison New York bison bully bully New York bison", or:
"New York bison whom other New York bison bully, themselves bully New York bison".
But might be easier to read by leaving the city name intact:
"Buffalo bison Buffalo bison bully bully Buffalo bison".
Removing the classifier noun "Buffalo" (the city) further clarifies the sentence (note that the initial capital is retained as the common noun "buffalo" now starts the sentence):
"Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo."
"Bison [that other] bison bully [also] bully bison."


Top Ten Evil Scientists

If you don't have the time, just jump straight to no. 1.
Most of them before that ain't nothing compared to no. 1.

I think this is the scary truth that all have to be aware of.

Top Ten Evil Scientists