Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas!

Just wanted to dedicate an entire post to celebrate CHRISTMAS, my absolute fav <3 time of the year.

~~Merry X'mas 2011~~


I didn't see Santa wahhh!! T_T
I'm a good girl~ I'm a good girl~ I've been an AWESOMELY good girl~

Oh, you better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout, cause I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming, to town!

*I'm not sure if the lyrics are right cause I'm writing them down from memory. It works though.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Angry

What does one do when one becomes disgusted by one's parents?

What can one do when one's mother is biased but she isn't aware?

What does one do when one's mama constantly denies one's accusations?

She's so d*mned biased and she am doesn't even realise it, much less accept and try to make amendments.
So im all moody and angry all the time and she just gives me this stupid and blank look like she's done nothing wrong and I'm wrong for being moody.
Then she'll drill and drill and drill me until I tell her, which, btw, is one of the worst traits anyone can have.
Then she'll deny and deny and deny.

Sigh alright gtg I'm late for my flight.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Aunties

Right now I'm in KinMen 金门, Taiwan. Will be heading off to XiaMen 厦门, China, in another 15 minutes so I'm just gonna make this quick.

Yesterday, me, my mama and my grandma spent the whole day touring the island. KinMen is an Island, btw.
We are going to XiaMen and meeting my Dad and bro there. Then we'll slowly make our way to my Aunts hous in KunShan 昆山, China, while playing along the day.
So right now I'm like the 3G. Haha. XD
Cause I'm the 3rd Generation and all.

Anyway, there were two tours, one in the morning and one in the afternoon. Both tours go to different places in KinMen.
In the morning tour, there were 9 of us.
3 being us 3G, 2 men from Hong Kong, and 4 aunties from Taiwan.

The 2 Hong Kong men were youn, around 20.
Meaning, the aunties flirted. It is disgusting and awkward to watch.
But the guys were more happy-go-lucky and just joked around with them.

The aunties didn't really care abt me. Occasionally one of them will exchange a few words with me, a few sentences with my ma. Then either go back to their small group or talk to the men.
I'm gonna call them 2M, the aunties 4A and I'm 3G haha.

I'm running out of time. Skip to the main point.
At one of the sites we visited, a stall sold Tea Leaf Eggs(?) 茶叶蛋 in which they incorporated the taste of 高粱酒, which is KinMen's special wine.
They were selling at 15 yuan/egg, and one of the aunties bought 7 for 100 yuan.
The shop was at the top of a hill, and my grandma had joint pains and couldn't climb the huge flight of stairs.
So my mama waited at the foot with her.
Doing simple math, anyone can deduce that there were exactly 7 of us at the shop selling eggs.
Well the aunty went "I'll treat you 2 handsomest ok?" FYI, the 4A called them 'handsomes' as a noun.
So the two got the eggs. An I was standing right behind them the whole time and they just freaking ignored me. Even though there were exactly 7 of us, and 7 eggs.
The 4A left quickly, no extra egg left for me.

WTH right???
I hate such aunties.

The 2M stayed and they felt very awkward as well, but I'm not blaming them or anything.
So in the end, poor old me obediently payed for my eggs.
I bought 2 for my mama and grandma.

Here ends my tale of woe.
It's not the fact they didn't treat me that got me so worked up, it's the fact that they were so blatantly RUDE and BIASED that pissed me off.

Freaking flirts.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Going to Taiwan

Hello everyone~~~
I'm in Taiwan yeah~~~

I took the supposed 1.35 pm flight yesterday, but it ended up being delayed for an hour. =_=

They only announces it AFTER we were seated in the waiting area, which means that we couldn't get out and go look arnd the shops. We had to sit there and do nothing for an hour.

And me, having my luck, only had two hours of sleep the night before.
All thanks to my dear phone which hanged on me the night before.
No matter how many times I tried to restart it. It wouldn't budge. So on desperation, I had to restore it.

WHICH FREAKING TOOK 4 HOURS.

Restore meaning all of my apps, my pic, my songs were all deleted. So I had to install them all agn. T_T
And now I have 1,200+ songs in my phone since I haven't got to deleting those I don't really like.
For the record, I have 2,300+ songs in my com, meaning I have to hand pick the songs to transfer to my phone.
And I have 100+ apps.
Thus the four hours which were taken from my precious sleep.

Anyway, me and my mother arrived at around 10 am at the airport, which is way too early. We had to wait for 15 min before we could check in. =_=

And at arnd 11 am Piggy and Squeak and Ger came to see me off~~~~
First time I actually asked my friends to come and see me off. :D
We didn't know what to do at the airport so we went to Terminal 3 since piggy wanted to eat subway.
But, surprise surprise, we had no idea how to reach subway. =_=

So we just walked around and settlers for Popeye's instead, no matter how reluctant piggy was (she didn't have a good impression).

PS: thank you über rich piggy for treating us! So not my b'day present btw! ^^

And when we were finishing, donkey and fish suddenly called and told me that they were coming! :O

Background info: Fish REALLY didn't wanna come and kept insisting that she wasn't free.

Which is why I was actually shocked that they came.

And by the time they say down with us at Popeyes we only had a... tube of coleslaw left. And we kept pushing the poor thing all across the table because nobody wanted it. Sorry coleslaw! XD

Ger had to leave early because she had to rush to work as a gift wrapper. Thanks so much for coming nevertheless! ^^

Fish wanted to leave as well and I went "if you leave I won't buy you anything!" and she shut her trap. Ahahahaha~

By that time it was 12.20 pm and I was freaking out because I thought the flight was at 1pm.
Although in the end, my mother admitted that she told me it was at 1 since she didn't want me to be late.
Well she was right abt that but it doesn't mean that I liked being lied to. Sigh...

So, long story short, first time in my life my friends came to see me off at the airport, then I panicked and was almost late for my flight, then the flight was postponed for an hour where I just stared into space.

And now Taiwan is freezing. Well, was.
Today the temp is fine but ytd it was cold as when hell freezes over.
It was 13C and the wind was darn strong.

Alright we're going somewhere soon so I'll just stop here. :)

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Christmas Puppets!

Haha I won't say much for this. Watch it yourseleves, but do take note of inappropriate words at times.
Btw this is over an hour so go grab some popcorn! ^^





I love Achmed! <3

P.S: Use headphones. Better effects. :D







Fun Facts:

- Dolphins sleep with one eye open

- The electric chair was invented by a dentist

- Information in your brain travels at different speeds, hence you remember some things faster than others

- A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your own plate

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Voyage De La Vie

I have no idea what that means. XD
It's a theatre show that's currently showing in Sg, Resort World Sentosa, has been for quite some time already.

On Saturday my Dad suddenly came home to give us (me, mama, bro) the tickets. He got them from someone else who wasn't able to go.
The tickets were crappy. =_=
We sat at like, the THIRD ROW and wasn't able to see everything cause sometimes the actors block our view.

Anyway, I think that even if you did buy the tickets, it is totally worth the money.
It's like going to a circus, actually.
They have so many mind-blowing stunts!

Although the storyline kinda didn't make any sense and the songs nothing much, the stunts were outstanding. Seriously awesome. XD
I highly recommend this.

Note of advice: Buy better seats.

The first row had to keep breathing in the fumes and powder. Ugh.
Link




Fun Facts:

- A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood

- Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive

- A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100m/h

- Pain is measured in units of 'dols', by a 'dolorimeter'



P.S: I'm going overseas for a month this coming Saturday (yay!), so I won't be posting a frequently.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Lion- Short Story Intro

Sorry I haven't been posting. I am currently working on my short story named 'Lion' which has been on hold for quite some time.

I finally decided that I want to finish it.
I'm up to one of the last chapters, so it won't be long. I will put the story in here as another page.

The inspiration for the story actually came from a picture that I saw online.
It was an online story writing competition (haha just nice) where the perticipants had to craft a story based on the picture that they provided.
The picture was of a tiger sitting in some long grass.

When I saw this picture, I immediately thought of this... poem?
I'm not sure if it can be classified as a poem.


I am a Lion, a ferocious Lion
I hunt all things; nothing hunts me.

I am a big Lion, a great Lion.
Weak Lions run from me; strong Lions run to me.

I am a handsome Lion, an Alpha Lion.
Lionesses flock around me, begging for my attention.

Everything fear me; I fear nothing.

At first it was 'tiger' instead of 'lion', but I decided to change it to lion as I found lions easier to write.
Of course, I took quite long to actually start writing so I didn't enter the competition.

Well that's all I have to say, just giving you guys a heads up and some background information.
I hope to finish the story by the end of this week.
I'm not sure what genre the story is, most likely adventure, but also not enough of adventure.
I had started the story with a moral as the skeleton, so look out for that.

And... Uh... Bye.






Fun Facts:

- The human brain is 80% water

- Sharks are immune to cancer

- About 25 000 children die every day, mostly from preventable causes

- 80% of men and 54% of women find one-night stands to be acceptable 

- The common goldfish is the only animal that can see both infra-red and ultra-violet light

Monday, November 28, 2011

Blood Type Comics

I am so spamming my blog right now... Because I am bored out of my mind.
Anyway, was clearing my email of facebook spams when I found this.

Enjoy!












This cartoon series is actually HUGE, but they're mainly in chinese.
These are all I have that are in English, so be grateful! ;D

Most of the things expressed are so true that it's unbelievable.
I'm blood type O~
Universal donor. ^^

So I'm just gonna skip the fun facts part cause your brains alrd have a lot to absorb!

Stomach Flu Remedies

NOTICE!!!

Ok so I changed the background to a very striking one with bright colours to celebrate CHRISTMAS! :D
I LOVE Christmas. <3

 ♥ Merry Christmas ♥


Ok so I did nothing but complain in the previous post about my stomach flu... Which is actually food poisoning. Sorry about that.

Anyway, I hate doctors.
That's one of the most important things you have to know about me.
I stay as far away from medicine's as possible, because they destroy your immune system.
Medicines, especially western medicine (basically pills and serums) are made of CHEMICALS.
And, whether you like it or not, all chemicals are harmful to your body, because they destroy the ecosystem of the micro-organisms in your body.
When those systems are destroyed, that's when you get sick, but I'm not going into details.

All in all, ALL chemicals have side effects.

Do not take medicines regularly. They destroy your body and make it weak.

Furthermore, most medicines only stop the symptoms of the virus in your body.
For example coughing and sneezing and fevers- they are all symptoms that your body is unwell.
When you take medicines, you feel better, because the symptoms are cured. However, the virus is still there, it's just that you don't feel it anymore.
These symptoms are like warning bells for you to take care of your body, and it's scary to not know when you're sick.
The virus may just eat away your body and you have completely no idea until it's too late.

Again, stay away from medicines if you want to stay healthy.

Alright, I'll tell you what I did to solve my food poisoning.
Me, I can count on my fingers the number of times I've taken medicine in the past 10 years (can't account for before that since I honestly don't remember much).
So, when my body heals, I know because the symptoms will go as well.
Well, it's been 2 days and I'm almost completely fine already.
My mama taught me this.

Instead of medicine, take anything citrus. The acid kills bacteria.
You can take mango, oranges, lemons, limes for a few examples.
My mother forced me to drink lemon juice (shudder) and cranberry vinegar (double shudder) every four hours, like they're medicines.
Both had been diluted, of course. But nowhere diluted enough.
The cranberry vinegar leaves a burning feeling in the back of your throat... Ugh.

That and SLEEP WELL.

Alright that's the end of my (semi-medical) advice.
Hope y'all use this instead of medicines.





Fun Facts:

- Clinophobia is the fear of beds

- The longest cells in the human body are the motor neurones: they can reach 4.5 feet long from the lower spinal cord to the big toe

- The Atlantic Giant Squid's eye can be as large as 15.75 inches wide

- It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Stomach Flu

It hurts!!! T_T
As badly as the worst cramps I have ever gotten. Yes, it's that bad.

I'm blaming the flu on the sushi and oysters that I ate at the expensive buffet at MBS... T_T
I ate A LOT of raw seafood that day.. Heheh.

You know that feeling where you wanna vomit but can't?
Where you sit at the toilet bowl but nothing comes out?
Where your stomach feels like its spasm-ing?

Yeah that's how menstrual cramps normally feel like. Probably even worse than that, depending on your health condition.
Dudes, you are lucky.

I hereby solemnly swear to stay away from raw meat... At least until the end o the year. XD
Scout's honor!

Ok well see ya off to the toilet bowl and sink~
*Eww right?*

Marina Bay Sands

Hey hey sorry that I haven't been posting lately.
I spent the last three days a Marina Bay Sands! AGAIN!
YAY~~~~

Haha for those who don't know, MBS is like THE hotel in Singapore.
The most expensive. XD
It's part of Sg's integrated resorts, which includes the casino.
The casino is right beside the hotel.

Every single store and every single thing they sell is BRANDED.
Every single one.
I didn't dare touch a single thing there. XD

The people that stay there are either there on business trips or are very super rich.
Me, I got to stay there AGAIN because my friend's parents accumulated a lot of points and could exchange the points for a two-night stay at the hotel.
The first time I went there was also because of that friend, only that time was because her parent's companies gave them commission. The integrated resorts were just built and they were trying to attract people there.

The hotel is, in my opinion, the best I have seen in Sg. Because frankly, Sg hotels SUCK.
The rooms are so expensive and the rooms so small. Poor service as well.
I know because sometimes my overseas relatives come for visits and sometimes my house ain't big enough to house them.

Anyway, summing up, it's the most luxurious hotel in Sg.

There we were, us 4 girls wearing casual clothes and 3 of us wearing flip-flops, walking past all the branded stores and diamond-selling stores, not to mention all the Ang Mo (Caucasians) in business suits.
Yes, awkward much.

We were walking past this store (branded, as usual) when I saw this woman (tourist, quite obviously) taking a photo of the store's front with her Ipad. HAHA! XD
Nice one.

Anyway, we didn't actually do much at the hotel.
We played card games (very loudly) and watched movies on my laptop and ate tidbits and repeated the cycle.
The neighbours so did not get any peace and quiet. XD
Surprisingly we heard no complaints though. Perhaps the walls are sound-proof?

The first night her parents treated us to the high-class buffet at the high-class restaurant downstairs.
I honestly didn't know until we sat down at the table.
I ate like a PIG. Haha. XD
They didn't really have a lot of choices, and the queue was so long.
Mostly business people wearing suits there... Again, awkward.
Their sushi bar is AWESOME~~
I took a sample of every single thing they had there. I have no idea how I managed to stuff everything down.
Overall, their food was good, though the European dishes they had was wayy better than the Indian food they offered.
They couldn't nail the Indian flavour. D:
I loved their dessert.
Especially their CHOCOLATE CAKES.
The cakes were like, 90% creamy chocolate and 10% cake. XD
They had cute little cups of... cream desserts as well.
They tasted ok, since I'm not a big fan of cream myself.
Their cupcakes were weird. I didn't finish the cupcakes. Waste food... T_T

Well that's about it for day 1 dinner.

Day 2:
Woke up at 11, ate maggie mee for lunch, watched movies (we had Shrek marathon), played card games, watched more movies, and ordered KFC delivery for dinner.
Nice huh.
The guy even had to call to confirm that we were indeed ordering delivery to MBS, because, let's face it, everyone at MBS must be RICH. So why would RICH people order fast food delivery?
Haha. XD
I think they suspected that we were a bunch of girls pulling pranks them.
That night we (3 of us) didn't sleep!
Well basically I was the one that kept them up.
One fell asleep before 12, one at 4+ and the other two of us at around 5.
Sighh these lousy people are so not energetic.

Day 3:
Woke up at 11 agn (me and the other girl that slept last), ate maggie mee for lunch, was forced to watch Paranormal Activity 3.
Scared witless. Not by the movie, but by the other's screaming. =_=
Yes the movie scared me because I'm a wimp who avoids scary movies but not to the point of frantic heart-pounding.
Seriously. My heart started pounding because of the sudden screams.
Don't watch that movie. It opens a lot of qns regarding the movie series.

*Spoiler Alert*
I mean, I get it, an evil spirit was haunting the family and all because their ancestors made a pact with it for money. The first born son was to be given to the evil spirit aka demon.
However, amazingly, the family had no sons all the way until the sisters (main characters of the first 2 movies).
In PA 3, it focused on the sisters when they were young.
I mean, there were no sons! So why did the demon appear anyway?
And why did it kill people and all? For fun?
Aarrghhh. Nvm moving on.

Well that's it. That's all that happened in those 3 days~
Or at least that's all that I'm willing to tell. ;)






Fun Facts:

- In space, astronauts cannot cry because there's no gravity for the tears to flow

- Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards

- The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

- A fetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Liars in Malaysia

Yesterday my Papa suddenly popped out a "we're going to Malaysia" order. =_=
He told my Mama that he made 'plans' with me, but it was obviously not the case since I had no idea what he was talking about.

I originally wanted to go and annoy Donkey at her house but he wouldn't let me. D:
Donkey's working today and tomorrow so she was only free yesterday.
And I tried to say that to my Papa but he went all "I'm only taking leave until Wednesday. I have to go back to church on Thursday" meaning we HAD to go yesterday.

I was so dang tired since my O's ended on Tues. All I wanted to do was lounge around, chat a bit, and have fun with my friends, you know?
Haven't been building up my social life ever since O's started... Spent all my time with books.

My papa is "the man of the house" so his words are freaking law. SIGHH.
I really, REALLY didn't want to go Malaysia.
What part of "post-examination stress relieve" does he not understand?!

So in the end we did go. It was... Nothing much.
Not fun, not boring. Just nothing.

And guess what?
My Dad has been sitting in front of the TV since this morning. Today is Thursday.
Meaning, he freaking LIED to me.
My DAD. LIED to me.
I HATE LIARS.

There are many differen types of liars, and what my papa did is a prime example of a "liar of convenience".
It's like, they can't be bothered enough to tell you the truth, cause lying is so much more convenient.
UGH.
Listen to me, DO NOT LIE.
Especially not for convenience's sake.
It is disrespectful, disgusting, annoying, and is against one of the ten commandments.

Anyway, back to Malaysia.
We had lunch at this Hong Kong restaurant.
Awesome cheese, BIG proportions, BIG drinks, nice desserts.
I lovelovelovelovelove the cheese part.
We ordered this "steamed rice" where the rice is steamed in a dumpling basket thing, together with beef and lotus leaves which gave it a unique flavour. To top it off, the whole thing was covered in MELTED CHEESE.
OMG I LOVE THAT CHEESE!
I love any kind of melted cheese, and theirs were cooked just right. The cheese was dangly and sticky and all... Mmm-hmm! XD

But, I hate cheese itself. Haha. Weird, I know.

Then after lunch we went and bought my phone covers (notice the 's'), lots and lots, I mean LOTS, of movies (the more awesome ones in blue-ray), and souvenirs and gifts for my relatives and family friends in Taiwan and China.
I'll be going there in Dec~~~
I spent the least amount  of money. The two phone covers cost around $9, and that's pretty much all I spent, excluding the movies cause we're all gonna watch them.
My Dad bought a phone cover for himself as well, and my Papa being my Papa, he only got the best for himself.
AKA, not cheap.

My mama went all out. Like, scary all out.
She bought SIX FULL SHOPPING BAGS worth of snacks (including souvenirs).
In total, around $400 was spent. IN ONE DAY. *Faints*
Two-thirds being the snack-souvenirs.

I AM NEVER GOING BACK TO MALAYSIA EVER AGAIN IN THE NEXT TWO YEARS.
Can't afford it... T_T






Fun Facts:

- Hawaii is moving towards Japan 4 inches every year

- Lightning strikes around 6,000 times per minute on this planet

- Millions of trees around this world were planted by squirrels that buried nuts and forgot where they hid them

- It is impossible to lick your elbow

- The Eiffel Tower shrinks 6 inches in winter

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

End Of O-Levels!!

O-LEVELS HAVE ENDED!!!!
WHEEEE~~~~

I have been looking forward to this day for like, 2 years!!!!
YEAH!

Right after O-Levels I had this sugar rush and this hyper symptom where I couldn't stop grinning. Heh. :D

Today, the last paper, was Biology MCQ. Hardest bio MCQ ever.
Sighh.. Well I guess it was expected, the paper 2 being as it was.
The examination board needed something to kill us off huh.
The qns were not say 'hard', but super tricky.
Not to mention they asked all the qns about minor things that no one normally cared about.

Ok done done with Bio.

NO MORE O-LEVELS!! WHEEE!!!!

Once that paper was over, ALL of us were grinning. Haha~ :D
And I was like, "WE CAN BURN DOWN THE SCHOOL!"
Yes, we didn't like our school that much. XD

I kinda banned myself from my new com, well, OFF WITH THE BANS!

My friends really had nowhere to go so we just sorta walked to white sands and stood there and talked. Boring, huh. I came home at around 5. The paper ended at 3pm.

And guess what I came home to?
My living room filled with the different parts of my brother's bed.
Yes, my parents officially took apart the bed.
We have been planning this 'renovation project' for a month or two now, and the moment my O's ended, they started.
The bed was almost 10 years old. Still no squeaks, no nothing.
Great quality bed. My mama and I chose it, was a double-deck.
RIP, my dearest bed.

And now my room is filled with my mama's stuff. She's bunking with me.

Ooo ooo I'm gonna tell you about yesterday!
Yesterday was a morning paper, so when I went home I was DEAD tired.
So I kinda slacked the afternoon away... Lost the 'exam mood' last week.
And I started at around 5pm.
Did until 6pm, didn't realise that I fell asleep on my paper, woke up at 7+, decided to crash early.
Skipped dinner, went to bathe and all that jazz, and went to bed by 8.30.

Woke up at 8 this morning. XD
Greatest sleep ever!

So yeah, I kinda didn't manage to study much. =_=

Ok on to another topic. This happened on the bus that I took home.
Two teenage girls and one boy toddler boarded the bus.
The girls were like, blasting Korean songs on the bus. No public etiquette whatsoever. I hate this kind of people.
Anyway, the girls started singing and dancing and whatever (loudly, might I add) and so the cute little boy joined in.
He could sing KOREAN. He was like what, three?

Anyone see the problem?
A little CHINESE boy, who couldn't even speak English, let alone Chinese, could sing KOREAN?
What the heck happened to OUR CULTURE?!
Hello, Chinese blood!

Ugh I think Singapore is wayyy to metropolitan. Proven case as can be seen from above example.
Sighh there'll be one day where the Chinese culture is forgotten completely.
I mean, you still see Jap wearing their kimonos, Indians wearing their saris, Malays wearing their sarongs, but you don't see any Chinese wearing Qi Paos on the streets anymore.
Sad case, this.

But, I'm no exception. I don't even own a Qipao!






Fun Facts:

- Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar were both epileptic

- The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. Noone in Greece has memorised all 158 verses.

- Utopia is a large, smooth lying area on Mars

- The katydid bug hears through holes in its hind legs

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Freaking Inconsiderate

I'm so here to scold ppl.

I live in a community of sort, you know a group of flats with a coffee shop, mama shop, and a few shelters for people to host weddings or parties?

Well right next to my window some idiots are having a party. A FREAKING LOUD PARTY.
And it's what, 9.30 pm at night!

Hello, children living in the flats, old people present, BABIES lacking sleep, not to mention students like me who have a study for the freaking important exams!!!!!!
People are so selfish!
I was like yelling "SHUT YER TRAP!!" but of course they didn't hear.
Their MC was using a FREAKING LOUD MIC THAT COULD BE HEARD THROUGHOUT THE NEIGHBOURHOOD!!!
Ooooohhhh do not get me started on their crappy music.

And they just went, "and here we have the winners for the drawing contest...."
Well, why don't we all have a 'Lets see how many babies we can wake up' competition instead huh?!?!?!?

Your freaking mic VS your freaking music.

Oh now we have a new competitor named Drums!

Yay!
We're all one big, loud happy family who wakes up old people and babies!
YAY!

UGH well sarcasm overload.
Sorry I think my time of the month is coming.
But, doesn't change the fact that they've been at it for THREE FREAKING HOURS.

Freaking retards.

Ohhh no no my ears I hear stupid sounds.
"Uh tom tom! Bom bom, uh uhhhhh~~~~"

Seriously I'm not exaggerating.
I'm doing the best translation of whatever crap I'm hearing.

Over and out, before I offend anyone.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

GCE O-Levels Week 3

At first I didn't want to post, but then I decided that after I post this I'll be a good girl and go study.
FIRST POST WITH NEW COM! :D

Don't really like the keyboard, though. Kinda stiff. ):

Anyway, I still have nothing to say about my O's except for female-dogging fits.
The freaking Cambridge broke all traditions this year!

All the things that I was completely, 100% sure won't come out since I studied the question patterns, came out!
Uggghhh my O's is so so freaking dead.
Especially my humanities.
Humanities is a MUST to include in your L1R5 score, and I'm dead for that, because in SS, GLOBALISATION came out for the third year straight which was a total shocker.

History was even worse.
Last year, Cuba Missile Crisis and Korean War came out under "Cold War", and so did the Treaty Of Versailes (ToV).
Well for history their questions were never ever repeated.
NOT ONCE.

Guess what? This year, BOTH ToV and Korean war came out!
I AM SO SO SO DEAD.
I was so sure that they won't come out so I didn't even bother looking through those two!
And the other option was Japan, which was the EASIEST AND MOST DIRECT QNS EVER!
Sad for me, I don't do Japan. I hate Japan, what Showa Restoration and all.
Can't remember anything.
UGHHH so my History went down the drain.
And frankly, so did all students' who didn't study Japan.
Well let's hope there are a lot of us.

Today was the paper for Higher Mother Tongue, mine being Chinese.
Ahahahaha so dead for that too, but it's expected, because getting an A in HCL is impossible for me.
I just want a B! Please!
At least pass HCL~~~ T_T
Very difficult to even PASS. Sighhh I need those two points since my sciences and humanities are so dead. Ahahaha.

It's stupid, really. They had the two papers, two hours each, on the same day, with less than half an hour break in between.
We were all so sleepy when doing paper 2.
My eyes were dropping and I was just staring at the paper, no words going in.
I bet we could've all scored so much better were they on different days.
Same goes for English. We are not robots!

Ok well off to study. It's Physics MCQ tomorrow.





Fun Facts:

- Babies who suck on pacifiers are more prone to headches

- A shark can detect one part blood in 100 millions parts water

- Elephants only sleep for two hours each day

- A group of officers is called a mess

Sunday, November 6, 2011

I HAVE A NEW LAPTOP!!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!

I'm like jumping around my room right now. (~>_<~)

My parents went and bought a laptop for me after a few months of me saying I wanted a new laptop cause my old one kept electrocuting me. So they went arnd shopping and found a GREAT deal and bought it immediately! KYAAAAHHHHH~~

Haha sorry my girly screams are reserved for special moments like this one.

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I HAVE A FIRST HAND COM!!

KYAAAHHHHH~~~~

Well my old ones were all hand me downs from my Dad, not that I mind hand me downs, but I just don't like my dad still controlling my use of it.
For the previous one it took me a year of persuading before he finally removed all his data which he never uses and remove his administrative rights. =_=
It always happens. ALWAYS.
I just don't want hand me downs from my dad. Heheh.

OMG I HAVE A NEW LAPTOP.

Asus, reddish colour thing, Harvey Norman limited edition. The colour is ONLY sold at Harvey Norman. WHEEEE~~~

Top brand in Taiwan, top 2 in the world. WHEEE~~

Best of all, my parents refuse to let me pay!!

Ahhhh a great week. Thanks for listening to my boasting, because I AM SERIOUSLY DANG EXCITED.









Fun Facts:

- Ants do not sleep

- Three consecutive strikes in bowling is called a turkey

- Every person has a unique thumbprint

- Flies jump backwards when they take off

Saturday, November 5, 2011

GCE O-Levels Week 2

Ok well I'm just gonna chunk 5 days all into this post mwahahaha.


Monday: A.Maths Paper 1

Nth to say about this. Quite ok, could do all qns. Managed to do paper twice, found out 20+ marks worth of careless mistakes. LUCKY.


Tues: A.Maths P2 and Chemistry P2

Dead dead dead. On both accounts. Chemistry I kinda didn't manage to study finish. Ha.
A. Maths threw away 5m, 7m unsure, altogether 12m gone.
Chemistry P2 section A ok, could do most qns.
Essay section dead.
Oh well, Chem was never my A.
NEED AN A1 FOR A.MATHS.


Wed: Physics P2

Quite ok, could do, but an A is very very unstable.
NEED an A1.


Thurs: Biology P2

Quite ok, could do. Aiming for an A.
NEED and A1.


Friday: Social Studies

One word: Dead.
Stupid globalisation, which came out in 2007, 2009, 2010 came out again.
When I saw that qns I was like, "Which complete and utter IDIOT studied this? Well that idiot hit the jackpot."
Sighh I only studied 3 chapters out of the total 8, and the one chapter that I focused on didn't come out.
The other two were safety nets, so I wasn't sure of my facts.
I NEED AN A1 FOR C.HUMANS!!!

After the paper ended at like 9.50am me and donkey and two others loitered around a nearby shopping mall cause we really didn't want to go home, since we finally had a break.
Like, FINALLY.
My sleep is downnnn the drain during the week.
Well after the paper I met up with my mama and we went to order contacts, with degree. T_T
I have GREAT news!
My flash-degree-thing went down by half for both eyes!
So now my contacts don't need flash-degree-thing, which saved me around $40.


Saturday (That's today):

Got contacts. I got contacts for my overseas trip cause we're going to Taiwan AND China to see snow~~
...and visit my relatives, of course.
So my mother urged me to get the contacts now to try.
Ordered yesterday, got it today. Fast, huh.
The lady had to teach me how to put it in and take it out and wash and everything.
It took me TWO FREAKING HOURS to even get the contacts in my eyes.=_=
My eyes kept blinking (involuntary reaction) so it took me two hours. Nice huh.
Then it took me 30mins to get them out, and then 15 mins to put in again.
I'm a fast learner. :)

Haha the poor lady had to stay there with me the whole time. XD
We got talking and it turns out that she was from the same school as me!
Haha and we were comparing how the teachers were and are.
Some teachers became lenient while others who were nice are now PMS-ing the whole time.
Sighhh.

Ok well I just came home from the optic shop an hour ago so nth else happened.


Here starts my female-dogging fit. Don't read if you don't like to listen to complaints.

I'm gonna complain about this year's O-Levels.

THE QUESTIONS THEY ASK ARE FREAKING DIRECT AND BASIC.
I could do the papers were I a robot!
It doesn't require ANY level of thinking. UGHHHH.
Just memorise everything, copy and paste them in the exam paper, and you'll get full marks. Seriously.

Especially that Biology paper.
While doing the paper I kept thinking if I took the wrong paper. I checked the code THREE TIMES to make sure that I wasn't doing the 'N' Level paper.
URGHHH PISSED OFF HERE.
NO APPLICATION QNS.
NO INFERENCE.
NO THINKING.
JUST FREAKING COPY AND PASTE.

How do you differentiate A students from B students?
How do you differentiate A1 from A2?
BY THE FREAKING DEEP-THINKING QUESTIONS!
The whole paper was filled with "describe this" or "give the definition".
Ughhh.
Same thing happened for Physics.
It's like, I could do the paper almost as well HAD I NOT STUDIED.
Seriously!
I'm not saying that I will score, because I didn't mange to study everything.
I'm saying that if you pasted the textbook into the exam paper word for word you could have gotten full marks.
It required no level of thinking ugh.

So that means that every one's score will be around the same. And we ALL get B's huh.

UGHHH OK OK I'M SHUTTING UP. BYE BYE.




Fun Facts:

- There are 315 species of parrots in the world

- In Greene, New York, it is illegal to peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks during a concert

- According to film animators, you'll see 6,469,952 black spots every time you watch 101 Dalmatians

- People with darker skin will not wrinkle as fast as people with lighter skin

Friday, October 28, 2011

GCE O-Levels Days 2 & 3

Wow I've finished two subjects!
TWO!
And the worst is coming NOOOOOO. T_T

Yesterday was E. Maths paper 1, and today Paper 2.
I hope hope hope to get an A1 cause I need it!
Moderation is scary.
Last year, you needed to score a 90+ to get an A1.
CRAZY RIGHT??

Ughh I seriously hope I don't have any careless mistakes cause I think I know how to do all of them... But things are not always what they seem huh.
Well here's to my A1. PRAY PRAY PRAY.

Well, next week is an action-pack week!
At least one paper a day, some days two, and the sciences are rolling in one after the other.
OMGGG I'm scared.
I haven't even finished studying for all sciences yet!! >_<

The exam itself was uneventful, so I really have nothing to say.
Well, I do have some things to complain about (since Sg people are known as 'Complain Kings').
Seriously. We can complain about every single freakin' thing even though the lives we lead are wayy too pampered already.
Actually, on second thought, no I'm not gonna complain. I should be thankful for the air-con instead huh.
Even though my feet almost turned blue and drop off.
Nope, shouldn't complain.

LOL sorry couldn't resist. I'm kinda under stress here so I'm kinda BONKERZZ! WAKAKA!!

Hmm ok I'll make a list.

10 Things To Be Grateful

1. My head was mostly clear as I did maths, even though I slept quite late.
2. I managed to correct a few careless mistakes here and there.
3. I had ample time to think.
4. I could hold in my pee.
5. I found the papers relatively easy (with reservations).
6. I didn't feel sleepy.
7. My feet and nose didn't turn blue and drop off.
8. I didn't get a headache, unlike for EL paper.
9. I didn't forget anything necessary.
10. God was holding my hand. :)

Ok the end.



Fun Facts:

- Every year, the Sun loses 360 million pounds

- An ostrich egg can make around 11.5 omelets

- In Canada, if a debt is higher than 25 cents, it is illegal to pay with pennies

- The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year (which is around 4 dreams a day)

Monday, October 24, 2011

GCE O Levels Day 1

I can't believe I've started my Os!!!
It's so scary, really.
Four years of learning an hard work all amounted to these few papers.
Four years!

Day 1 was English, both papers.

Paper 1 consists of a composition and a letter.
I'm not gonna disclose the questions so I'm only gonna give brief details.
For the composition, I chose the one word qns which was "freedom".
Totally wasn't expecting that.
My story's basically about how a bird (that's me) was trapped in a cage for a long time. One day, the caged was open. However the bird didn't dare fly out, for it was accustomed to life inside the cage. It was scared of freedom. It died in the open cage.

Well in my story I'm not technically a bird, but I just used that proverb.

For the letter, we were required to write a letter to the principal. Kind of like a proposal.
I was honestly expecting a report ya know.

I'm generally quite happy abt my paper 1 because it was the best language I have ever used. Not so sure abt the content though.

For paper 2... Not so much hope.
Halfway through the paper my head hurt, my eyes hurt, my gum hurt throughout, and I started hiccuping. =_=
WTH right?

The headache was really really bad so I kinda entered this 'I don't care anymore' stage and just did the paper.

My school conducted the examinations in classrooms which, by the way, are air-conditioned.
AND THE AIRCON WAS LIKE CRAP!!!
The room was so stuffy and the air was musky and uncomfortable. Not to mention the heat.
I sweated at the start of paper 1, and it was only when the paper was ending that it became cool.
Not even COLD. Only COOL.

I think that's where my headache came from.
I'm very sensitive so I can't stay UN crowded places, especially those with bad ventilation, for too long.
THE ROOM WAS STUFFY LIKE CRAP.
Ughhhhh I keep cursing. Mind my language.

I hate my stupid school!!
Always had, always will.

I'm writing this on phone so fun facts next time k? :)




Fun Facts (update 28/10)

- Blueberries have more anti-oxidants than any other fruit or veg

- Antpitta Avis Canis Ridgley, a species of bird, barks like a dog

- Eating 11 pounds of apple will make you gain 1 pound of weight

- A hurricane releases more energy in 10 mins than all the world's nuclear weapons combined

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Computer World Domination!

Haha eye-catching title, huh? XD

Well my dear friend Donkey here brought my attention to this very, very disturbing piece of news.
A Japanese guy went and married a character in a DS game. =_=
Cuckoo much?

He married this character called Nene something in the game called Love Plus!
... where you can actually interact with the characters if you manage to get them to confess to you.

You can talk to the character (in Japanese) and they will reply accordingly.
You can even take them out on dates, change their clothes, take off their clothes (=_=) etc etc.

What a perverted society we live in. Guys have to resort to looking at computer-generated girls whose bodies are so unnatural. How many people can have a gigantic top half but stay skinny huh?? Especially for Asians.
It's because of these stupid types of stereotyping that us girls are pressurised to stay skinny.

Ok, going off track here.

My point is, that cuckoo guy actually conducted a marriage ceremony with HUMAN priests, HUMAN audience, HUMAN best man, but a PROGRAMME bride and PROGRAMME maid of honour.
WTH??
What is with that guy? Can't find a real girl to hook up with?
Ugh. Sicko.
I personally think that his standards for human girls are wayyyy too high.
He very proudly announced that he had been in a 'relationship' with many other characters of other games, but finally settled for this Nene character.
I get why he thinks he loves her.
These computer-generated characters were programmed to be the 'perfect' girl of every guy's dream.
They're pretty (with reserves), have great bods, can be programmed to be 'your type'...
Naturally, addicted players will fall in love with their 'perfect' girl.

BUT WHO IS ACTUALLY CRAZY ENOUGH TO MARRY THEM???

That guy KISSED the DS screen for the wedding, and who knows what he does in private.
*shudder*

Which is how I came to my conclusion that one day computers will take over the world.

The computer does everything now. It can play chess, do maths, do science, sing, play instruments, even do chores.
By computers I'm including robots and all that jazz.

Humans are becoming fat, lazy, good-for-nothing pigs.

Buck up! Do your own chores! Don't be too reliant on computers.

Did you know that the IQ of the younger generations are going down?
There was a news report on it.
See, this is what happens when humans don't exercise this amazing organ called THE BRAIN.

For example, students now rely on calculators way too much.
Can you believe that most of the people I know can't do mental fractional division?
Once, I asked a person what was 1/2 divided by 2.
That person had to check the calculator! =_=

Alright, this is getting way too long so I'm just gonna end it here.
A word of caution:
Exercise your brains more!

Btw, if you wanna check out the wedding, google SAL9000.


Fun facts:

- Apple seeds are poisonous as they contain a cyanide compound

- The average length of a human oesophagus (gullet) is 25cm

- One in every 9000 people is an Albino

- Head lice prefer clean heads to dirty ones

Thursday, October 20, 2011

IPhone!

Yes, I have an iPhone 4. For a few months already.
The apps are AWESOME! :D

And I so should be studying right now... =x

Anyway, there's this thing called Cydia, which is only available in a jail broken phone.
I'm not sure whether or not it's legal in Sg.. :\

But, its functions are awesome!
You can chose your own themes and do stuff that iPhone doesn't allow.
It's legal in the US.

Me being the nerd I am, I'm still addicted to Wattpad. But that's just me. I love reading.

Also, I have a new found obsession with youtube.. Oops.
I found this vid through Kids React. The guy is wicked good. I have no idea how he balances himself. XD



Last thing before I forget!
I CLEANED MY ROOM!!!!!
*Smug grin*

...and wasted a whole afternoon. But, it was well worth the time. My room is a PIGSTY and you can't believe how much dust had accumulated. Yes, I am a girl. Girls can be messy too.
I cleaned my room~~~

Hmm that's all I have to say I suppose.

Wish me luck for my O-Levels which is like, Monday. OMG. MONDAY.
I'm freaking out again!!!


Fun Facts:

- It is proven that Rosemary scent increases mental performance and alertness

- The longest word in the dictionary with one vowel is 'Strengths'

- Naturalists use marshmallows to lure alligators out of swamps

- On average, a person spends 5 years of his lifetime eating

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Graduation

Wow, time flies.
My 4 years in secondary school have come to an end. I have graduated!

Weirdly enough, Sg has graduation before O Levels. =_=
A complete mood killer.

Anyway, my graduation was on Friday.
I took more photos in that day than in my entire life.
I'm not the camera-crazy type, so I don't normally initiate photo-taking.
...Well, except for Friday. I took like, 150 photos. Those in my friend's cameras are not counted.
My mission was to take a photo with every single person I knew in school.

Mission: Failed.

Sighhh I missed by like, 2 people.
Couldn't find them.

But Friday was AWESOME!
I was on a graduation hype for the whole day! Adrenaline rush! :D
I only slept like, 5 hours the day before, but I was so hyper and all. Haha.

Our maths teacher sang a song for us. :'D

My form and co-form teachers gave each of us a tube of Vitamin C.
Haha such a unique present.
My form teacher was like, "Ok class, me and __ have a present for you guys!"
Then she reached into this huge plastic bag. I was expecting, I don't know, chocolates, candies, motivational slips, but then she pulled out a tube of Vitamin C.
Nice.

Anyway, I took the initiative to have everyone in my class sign this autograph book!
They were the bomb during primary school days, but in secondary school, I'm like the only person in the entire school who bothered with it. Oh well. I'm special.
And, yes, Mission Accomplished! :D
So now I have everyone's phone numbers and emails. Mwahahaha. Mass spam.

O Levels is in ONE week. ONE.
Eight days. OMG I'm freaking out.

Well after the graduation ceremony me and my usual gang went to the AIRPORT!
Awesome place for photographs!
We went to their Pizza Hut, all 8 of us.
Pizza Hut made $122++ off us that hour.
We took a lot a lot of photographs, and for our graduation presents, Estie (nickname) gave us each those instant photos! :D
With her inside, of course. XD
So much fun~

I reached home after 9.30pm. XD

It's actually very sad, because your secondary school life has come to an end.
No more will I sit in my classroom for lessons.
No more will I have the same classmates.
No more will I see those friends every day.
I can't sit next to Niharch and annoy her any more! D'X

Good times, good times.
I already miss my class... T_T


20/10:
I FORGOT THE FUN FACTS AGAIN!!! >_<


Fun Facts:

- 25% of human bones are in the feet

- Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do

- Scorpions will go crazy and sting themselves if you pour vinegar on them

- The original name for cotton candy was "fairy fluff"

Friday, October 7, 2011

My Throat Hurts

I have a cough. 2-week anniversary soon. T_T
I'm gonna clarify something first. I DO NOT GET COUGHS.
Sure, I've had sore throats, sure I've had flu and fevers.
But, I do not get COUGHS!
And once I caught one, BANG! 2 weeks and counting. Sighhh.

Anyway, that's not my main point.

My O Levels is in >20 days. OMG. I'm freaking out here.
Which is actually just 2 weeks later. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
My brother has just finished his PSLE two days ago, and lemme tell you, he didn't study.
He's so going into 'N' classes. Let's hope he passes his PSLE, huh?

As a reward, my mother has allowed him to invite his friend over for the whole day tomorrow.
My own FREAKIN' mother, who KNOWS that I have O Levels THIS MONTH, allowed my bro to invite his FREAKIN' friend over.
Where they will talk and laugh and make a lot of noise for the WHOLE FREAKIN' DAY.
I'm seriously pissed here, cause I'm cursing. I do not curse. Normally.

Well, I had to put a stop to it.
So I got angry and GLARED at my mom and told her to NOT allow his friend over.
Guess what? She didn't care. Wow, big surprise here. (Heavy sarcasm.)
So I stormed into his room and YELLED at him to NOT INVITE his friend over because I have FREAKING NATIONAL EXAMS NEXT MONTH.
Guess what?
That IDIOT had the AUDACITY to say "but we've already made plans! I can't change!"
So I was shouting my head off at him. I mean, really, really yelled.
I can yell very loudly when I want to.

....which goes back to my main point of my throat hurting even worse.
It's never going to heal at this rate.

Anyway, my mother couldn't stand my yelling so she said she'll take care of it.
YEAH, RIGHT.
She obviously didn't so now I'm off to yell at my bro again.
Bless my throat.


Fun Facts:

-  Male horseflies can fly over 90mph

-  Cockroaches break wind every 15 minutes

-  On average, adults watch double the amount of TV as teenagers do

Monday, October 3, 2011

Bad Day

Yes it is very late but I feel bad for not posting for so long. And yes this is via phone.

Well today was a horrible, horrible day.
Firstly, I didn't do well for A.Maths. Shocking huh. T-T
Stupid careless mistakes and no error carry forward marks. Why? Cause maths is about accuracy and precision, so they won't give you the mark if your first part's wrong. Sighh...

Secondly, I have a huge stack of undone homework, which I gave up on. I mean HUGE.
AND there're 2 tests tomorrow. 3 actually, but two of them are English so I count it as one.

Lastly, my slipper broke during tuition. I had tuition today, spending most of my free time, thus the undone stack of homework.
I had to walk like I have a wooden right leg. Ugh can feel the lactic acid.
At some point in time I just got fed up of dragging my feet along, so I took off my slippers and walked barefooted.
Quite cool actually, discounting all the weird stares I got. Well my 'wooden' walk (drag) had already attracted enough attention as it was.

My poor feet.. Can feel the skin on the sole hardening. DX


P.S: Sry forgot abt the fun facts since I was using my phone. Well, here they are!


- Eating chocolate 3 times a month increases you lifespan as opposed to people who either overeat or do not eat chocolate at all

- Hippos kill more people in Africa than crocodiles.

- A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and nobody knows why.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Dealing With Extreme Sadness

Hello again! Today I am feeling very hyper because I'm sad.

My Prelims ended yesterday, and we started getting back our papers today. I did really, really badly. The saddest thing is that I actually studied quite hard for this, and yet this is what I scored. It's depressing really. My confidence dropped to an all-time low, and so did my mood. It was bad until I wanted to cry. All those hard work for nothing.

Anyway, it was when I was feeling so depressed that I got hyper. This is like my own.. Mechanism of a sort.
I try to wipe away the sadness by being happy and laughing a lot, get it?
That's what I realised this afternoon. I get all hyper and crazy and keep laughing and all.
Well yes I'm weird but this is my way of dealing with stress. It's not a very healthy way, because I'm only trying to forget it, not deal with it.

Another of my sadness-relieve routine is to indulge in ice-creams or chocolates.
Basically, to comfort myself with food. Haha. Typical, huh.
Sadly, I'm having a very bad cough right now, so I couldn't eat ice-cream. T_T

Different people have different ways of dealing with depressing/disappointing situations, and I'm one of a kind because normal people just turn 'emo' and stop talking. They have this 'I'm depressed' aura around them.

Well, those two are just some examples for you all to think about.
Personally I don't find either way healthy, so I'm still searching for an even better way.
Wish me luck I still have maths papers. >_<

P.S: I've decided to add a few fun facts at the end of each post to spice things up a bit.


Fun facts:

- Smokers are twice as likely to develop lower back pain than non-smokers

- For every 230 cars made, 1 will be stolen.

- Ants do not sleep.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Deja Vu

This will be the first ever post I upload from my phone, so please excuse any misspellings.

Well I was wondering about the occurrences of Deja Vu. What do they mean, exactly?
Deja Vu is when you feel as though you've experienced an exact moment before, is it not?

I've watched this movie before that gave a very interesting and plausible explanation of Deja Vu. I've forgotten the name.. Haha.. =_=
The movie's theory is that Deju Vu is something that we of another time dimension have gone through before, that's why we get the "familiar" feeling of Deja Vu.
We have to make choices all the time, be it choosing our clothes or be it deciding on the food we eat. All these decisions will lead to our future. Meaning if we had made another choice, our future will change.
The movie says that there are many dimensions of time, and in each one we many different decisions and therefore have different futures.
So perhaps you're doing something and suddenly you get a sense of Deja Vu. According to the movie, the 'you' on the other dimension have already experienced the exact scene you were in, and therefore you feel Deja Vu.
Creepy, but cool.

I personally think that this is a very plausible theory. However, I do not believe in other dimensions.

My own theory is that we have dreamt of that exact scene before. It does happen, because I've experienced it twice before. I can only say twice because on other occasions I forget my dreams. Most of the time I forget if even dreamt.
I am a christian, and I believe in God. My theory is that God has sent me these dreams for a purpose. To tell me good news? To warn me? Well I don't know.

This is my own theory and I'm just sharing. I do realize that religion is a touchy subject, so don't be offended or anything this is just me.

The end!

Friday, September 9, 2011

I'm Bored

Nowadays is so boring. I have nothing to write about.

Hmm well I have quit facebook a little while back, but sometimes pop in for like 2 mins to see any interesting news...
So many game requests that I can't respond to.. >_<

And.. Well..
I have started this routine of waking up at 9am every day, have breakfast, then play DANCE CENTRAL, xbox kinect game. It's awesome. <3
Hip-hop dances mostly.

Oh and I invited Donkey to my house a few days ago to try it out.
So much fun! :D
Especially "I Know You Want Me" by Pitbull. The dance (spanish I think) consisted of a lot of Salsas which I absolutely cannot do. Haha. XD
Scored 0 for most of the Salsas, which seriously pulled down my average performance.
Oh btw, I'm no dancer. I just enjoy dancing...
If I were a dancer, the Salsas would've been no problem, obviously. XD

For "Pokerface", the dance required a lot of hip shaking.
Which my bro cannot do! Haha!
When he shakes his hips his knees move too so it's super awkward, like a swinging toothpick, cause he's that skinny.
I outright laughed at him. Hohoho.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Surprise Surprise!

Well as you all know I'm a half-Taiwanese from my mother's side.
Guess what happened?

Yesterday, me and my bro were minding our own businesses (aka playing com) when suddenly my bro grabbed me out of my room screaming "THIRD AUNT IS HERE!!!!" In chinese, of course.

I was like, "wth? Yeah, right."
But then he pulled me into the living room and I saw my aunt peeking through the door.
KYAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

OMG she's like, my favourite aunt and I was so extremely shocked frozen.
The first thing that went through my mind was, "wth? My parents were conspiring against me?"

And while all these things took place, my poor aunt was still standing at the door because me and my brother were too shocked to do anything.
It's like, a person from ANOTHER COUNTRY suddenly showing up at your door step!!
So she was saying, "open the door!" and my bro finally had some sense to go get the key.
HAHA!!

Btw, she's not married so she's pretty free. :)

Well it turned out that she's here for a respite from her work/studies (yes she's doing both) and is only going to be here until Wednesday. ):

She is extremely lucky because I actually have Monday and Tuesday holidays! Due to Presidential Elections and Teacher's Day.
(FYI, Tony Tan won. Whoo.)

Well right now she's playing a board game with my bro outside. :)

I remember VERY CLEARLY telling all my Taiwanese relatives NOT TO COME to visit us this year because I had O Levels!!
And yet she came.
I remember VERY CLEARLY telling her to COME for the past few years and she didn't have time!
Ugh I hate reverse psychology.

Though I'm generally happy abt the whole thing, COULDN'T SHE HAVE COME LAST YEAR OR LAST LAST YEAR OR LAST LAST LAST YEAR????

Sighh.. Kidding! :D

Oh oh btw, my parents knew nth either!

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Poor Us

So I'm sitting here digging for something interesting to post..

First off, I am recommending WATTPAD to all of you out there!
It is AWESOME. <3
It's an ebook community (free, of course) where some really talented but yet unpublished writers showcase their works. ^^
It's an iPhone app, but you can access it at http://www.wattpad.com/ .
Ok, on to my main point.

Well us poor sec 4s have a very demanding Social Studies teacher.
She holds us back almost every Monday AND Friday!!!
Like, WTH??
And we're the ONLY class that she holds on Friday...
My precious Fridays. D':
Friday class always ends later than 5pm. Grr...

Anyway, SS is only HALF A SUBJECT but yet she is taking so much time!!!
AARGHHHHHHH.
SS and History combines to form one subject called Humanities, which means each of them carries a 50% weight.

So, yesterday we were held back as usual.
However, she only gave us a source-based qns test, which took about 50mins.
So by 4.10pm we (me and Donkey and Jade) were already on our way home.

Fish, "Wow, today we're released so early!"
Me, "..... We are pathetic. It's already 4 and we say it's early.. TT_TT"

Poor us.. )':

The End.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

READ ME!

So I was happily browsing through the stats when my mother came in and she saw.
I proudly told her that I believe that I have actual readers, but told her not to worry 'cause I don't reveal my identity on this blog.

Then I told her I tell you people that
1. I'm a 16 year-old girl in Sec 4.
2. I'm a Singaporean.
3. I'm a Chinese.

And you know what she said?
She said, "I bet 90% of these readers are creeps."

Please please please please DON'T BE CREEPS!!!
I really value my readers because I wasn't expecting any from the start.

I will not entertain any creeps that have ulterior motives upon reading this blog.
Please and thank you! :)

And then I went to the home page to show her the cat and the fish and she was like, "maybe they only came to play with the cat and fish."

UGHHH. =_=

*Btw all dialogue with Mama was in Chinese. :)

Sunday, August 7, 2011

I LUV PANDAS

YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS I LAUGHED FOR 5 MINS!!!


Aren't Pandas the cutest? <33
Especially baby Pandas~~

Friday, August 5, 2011

I AM SHY!!

Firstly let me apologise for not posting.
My O' levels is coming in like, 80 days!! OMG.
Therefore, I have banned myself from the computer on weekdays... Except Fridays.

Anyway, my mother recently told me that an old lady in church recognised my leadership potential.
She thought I was very... Strong and authoritative.
W-H-A-T-?

How am I not shy?
I've always thought that I was shy. And yes, I was unbearably shy a good few years back..
I'm not as shy now, but I always thought I was shy in comparison to the norm.
I used to be unable to talk to adults and guys.
Yeah, stupid phase.

So when I went back to school I asked all of my closer friends: AM I SHY?
Whadd'ya know, all of them said the same thing: YOU? SHY??
Ugh. =_= Some friends I have. They could've at least said it nicely.
They made it sound like I'm rude and rowdy.

Their argument on my not being shy:
   1. I hit them. (Playful, of course.)
   2. I tease them. (Playfully, of course.)
   3. I'm not afraid to express my opinion.
Well of course I'm not shy in front of friends. They're FRIENDS what do I have to be shy for?

My argument on my being shy:
   1. I don't talk to strangers. Or smile at them. Unless they caught my eye or they greet me first.
   2. Err. Good point.

Ok so I don't talk to strangers. I'm shy right?
=_=
Nvm I just made myself believe I'm not shy.
Lemme change the title:
I AM SHY!!  ...Maybe not.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Quiz...?

Look at your Facebook Wall and then write the names of the last fifteen people who have written on your wall. If they’ve posted more than once, only use their name once and skip to the next person. 


**Ok, for this I'm just gonna insert random names since my facebook is flooded my game requests**


1. Jade
2. Donkey
3. Niharch
4. Amrah
5. Aster
6. Alibaba
7. Squeak
8. Ah Qi
9. Ger
10. Ongong


Then answer these questions about your facebook friends: 


Q: What’s the best memory you have of 9?
     Sharing each other's secrets! :D


Q: When’s the next time you’re gonna see 4? 
     Monday.


Q: Is number 8 pretty? 
     Yup.


Q: What was your first impression of number 10?
     Quiet, modest, polite.


Q: Honestly, do you like 1?
     NO WAY. Jk. ;D


Q: Have you ever had a crush on 5?
     AHAHA no way Jade will be jealous.


Q: Is 3 funny?
     She's so lame that she became funny.


Q: What do you like most about 2?
     ..... Very good question. Err. Open wallet! :D


Q: What is the worst trait about 7?
     Too straight-forward.


Q: Do you think 6 is popular?
     Ahaha normal normal.


** All names are nicknames**

Quizzy (A-Z)

This one's to lightening up the mood of the blog.


Availability: Single, but not available. :P
Birthday:  18 April 1995... A very, very important day!
Crushing on:   None. :)
Drinking:   Not at the moment...
Eating:   Thinking of it.
Fights mostly with:  I don't fight. I nag.
Given up on:    My brother.
Hates:   MONKEYS.
In love with:   MUSIC <3
Justifies:   WW2.
Knowing ur the best:   I'm good in some, best at none.
Love:    Animals, colours, music, food, sleep, lazying around.
Making out:   Nope.
Nosey people:   I know a few. Annoying.
Obvious qns people ask me:   What's the period after this/ what day is it?
People i like:   My friends.
Quest in life:    To do something worthwhile.
Reads books that:    Have romance, adventure, fantasy etc.
Studies:    Pure sciences (Physics, Chem, Bio), History, Social Studies, Maths, A Maths, Higher Chinese, English
Thinks of:    The value of life.
Urgently:    Needs to go pee.
Very:    Tired.
Wishes:     To beat my family into their senses.
X-rays done:   A LOT.
Y people might not like me:    Ask them.
Z:     Zebra...?

Continuation of 'Caning?'

You know what? I take back my guilt from yesterday.
Even though my brother was badly caned, he did not change. Not at all.
In fact, his attitude was even worse.

The conclusion of yesterday's issue:
My Dad grew soft, caned only so much, and is now trying to make it up to my bro by giving him more computer time.
While my bro learned one thing: screaming is useful.

MAYBE HE SHOULD BLEED!!
Isn't that how the parents in the olden days work?
My teacher (from China) told us that his father tied him to a tree and caned like that sometimes.
It's cruel, but the crucial thing is that IT WORKS.
Ugh.

I'm actually thinking of sending my bro to the Boy's Home, since shrinks will be too soft on him to do any good.
Even both my parents agree that he is mentally ill.

My family is breaking down, and I'm putting 70% of the blame on my bro's head.
Because of him, my Mum is mentally unstable, and my Dad is emotionally unstable.
Because of those two, MY emotions are unstable.

If my parents were to divorce, I will support them. That is how bad the situation has been for a long time.
I've already told my Mum thrice already.

My Mum hurts the worse. To be blunt, she's stupid in love.
She loves my bro, so she won't use any extreme methods even though he hurt her time and time again.
She always forgives him within an hour.
I think that she still cares for my Dad... Well either that or she's afraid of him.
She won't stand up to him.

She favours my bro, even after all she's been through.
I stand up for her, she doesn't thank me but asks me to continue doing so.
I did a little thing wrong to make her mad, and she won't speak to me for the whole day.
She'll pretend that I'm not there, that my bro is her whole world.

He hurts her so badly that she'll smash things that hurt herself, and he doesn't even admit or know that he's wrong, but she forgives him.
Within an hour, those two will be laughing like they're best friends.
Then a few hours later, the yelling and smashing will continue.
BIASED MUCH???

Currently I am ignoring her as well. Don't know for how long though. TT_TT

Friday, July 22, 2011

Caning?

My Dad is current caning my bro outside in the living room.
My bro is hyperventilating and crying and screaming.
Should this be allowed?

I think he got caned at least 15 times?
And my Dad is merciless when it comes to my bro.
Ughh can feel my heart breaking but I'm forcing myself to listen and contemplate.

The thing is, Dad accused my bro of stealing something of his and then accusing Dad of stealing my bro's stick... No matter what it is. My Dad went ballistic and started caning my bro for 'being a thief' and 'not respecting him'.

Normally I would've supported my Dad, but this time i can bet there will be some kind of mark on my bro's hand.
Once he bled from the caning.
Is this allowed????

And now it seems like my Dad was wrong in his accusation of my bro being a thief and he's checking with my Mom... Unreasonable.

My Dad has lost his creditability. From me, at least. It's because of a series of events that happened, and now I don't trust my Dad to do what he is supposed to do without others telling him.
Like opening windows.
Or waking my up when I'm late especially since I specifically told him the exact time I had to be at school when he was going to drive me.

Hmm I think I'm understanding the story.
My Dad confiscated my bro's PSP, but he took it back without permission.
This is the accused case of 'theft'.
But yet I can't help but wonder if my bro is right too.
He said my Dad stole his 'stick' thing. No idea what that is.
My Dad is the kind that won't ever accept that he's in the wrong.
I have never ever heard him utter the word 'sorry' in my entire 16.5 years.
So my bro is turning out to be his miniature self.
I hope I don't ever have nieces or nephews or sister-in-law.
The family will suffer all because of him.
Believe me, I've been living in this family where there is no trust. Maybe that's just me, but even so, isn't that a problem?
My mother does 80% of what she says she will, my brother is a liar, and my Dad is untrustworthy.
At least I'm better than my Dad and bro.

God save my family.

My bro is still crying. It's been an hour. A cry without tears.