OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!
I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
You cannot believe what I just saw... And my mama kinda just made it worse by describing how it died.
I feel itchy and creepy crawly all over.
I was in my kitchen pouring myself some milk a couple of minutes ago, when I looked at the honey jar.
There was a lizard inside. (My skin is crawling as I write this.)
A FREAKING LIZARD INSIDE THE CONTAINER!!!
And the container's cap was closed. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
A FREAKING BIG LIZARD.
You know, my house has a lot of lizards, but very little sun. As a result, all of our lizards have those kind of skin that are kinda tranluscent and pale and pink. It's disgusting, really.
And this lizard, this honey lizard (skin crawling...), its skin was stained brownish. By the honey, most likely.
GAHHH I'M ITCHY ALL OVER!!!
IT IS THE MOST DIGUSTING THING I HAVE EVER EVER EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
The lizard looked like it was floating on top of the honey, but you know honey's too dense to float. At first glance I was creeped out and didn't think too much, I just assumed that it.. drowned in the honey.
But then mother dearest here pointed out that I was wrong. She said the lizard was stuck to the surface of the honey and couldn't move (MAJOR CRAWLIES) and hence it died.
OHMYGAWWWDDDDDD imagine this brown, transluscent, HUGE lizard sticking to honey and struggling to move.
I SWEAR SOMETHING JUST CRAWLED UP MY SPINE.
I will never touch honey again. Ever.
Curse you lizard! You took honey away from me!!
This is kinda a traumatic experience for me because it is outright disgusting and disturbing. Do not think that I am overreacting, because I'm not. I haven't made a single sound.
CREEPY CRAWLIES OMGGG.
I officially hate lizards.
P.S: It's like 12:50 am now, and I found it at around 12:35 am. Midnight. All alone. GAHHHHHHHH.
Monday, January 30, 2012
Sunday, January 29, 2012
JC Application
Tomorrow is the big day, where us 2011 'O'-Level students find out which school we will be posted into!
And the day after that is the worst day of 2012. *Dom dom dom dom!!* *Thunder crash* JC DAY 1.
JC: junior college. Spend two years of your life there if you made it, three if not. Prime years of 17 and 18 spent in there. Perhaps even 19. ):
After that the guys will have to report to National Service for roughly 2 years.. More like one and a half, actually.
And then, the smart and/or hardworking ones will go into University. The unlucky ones? Good luck finding a job with no diploma. Either that or go waste another 2 years of our lives in Poly to get diplomas.
So the thing with JC's, is that once you enroll in it, you HAVE to get into Universities. Or life will just sneer at you and say, "Ha! You're scr*wed."
It's a scary, scary world out there, my dear little ones.
Alright. Back to topic.
The gov must seriously hate us or something since they DIE DIE must start JC in Jan. It gives us only ONE day to appeal (should we want to) and to.. I don't know, buy uniforms or something.
Can't they just GIVE us January, and just start school in Feb? Huh?? Is ONE day too much to ask?
I hope the gov knows that we, my batch, will be voting soon and doing things like this, aka rushing us, is so not earning them our good favours. So not.
Anyway, I was kinda freaking out about what school I might be enrolled in, then I felt resigned, then I freaked out again, and then I resigned and so on and so forth.
Because, let's face it, I really don't think that I can get into my first choice.
And then I started freaking because I'm still undecided whether or not I should take CLEP, Chinese Language Elective Programme.
Sure, I want to take Chinese. But CLEP required chinese LITERATURE which is a whole different thing. I was about to click 'yes' to CLEP but then I saw the literature part, and the 'you might get expelled if you fail' part.. and yeah, I kinda freaked out and clicked 'no' instead.
Notice that I've freaked out A LOT during my supposed 'time of relaxation' *FAKE! cough cough*
... which brings me back to resignation part. Now I'm all like, it's alright, I don't care anymore, I'll go to whichever school God puts me into.
I just feel tired, ya know?
My whole life so far is just study, freak, slack, get yelled at, freak, study.... You get the idea.
IT'S BORING.
Absolutely, pits-of-hell BORING. What do I want to do? I don't know. Maybe go back in time and reset. Grow up in Europe, be a rich kid, be a poor kid, be a guy, I don't know. The possibilities are endless, yes. Achievable, no.
I'm ranting like I'm already an old lady, sitting alone at home and stroking her many cats. HAHA!
I guess my point is... well there isn't really a point. I'm just a girl about to step into this big and scary thing called life. Yeah, good luck with that, huh.
P.S: Sad to say, I've kinda run out of fun facts, so I don't think I'll be doing them anymore. Sad, sad.
And the day after that is the worst day of 2012. *Dom dom dom dom!!* *Thunder crash* JC DAY 1.
JC: junior college. Spend two years of your life there if you made it, three if not. Prime years of 17 and 18 spent in there. Perhaps even 19. ):
After that the guys will have to report to National Service for roughly 2 years.. More like one and a half, actually.
And then, the smart and/or hardworking ones will go into University. The unlucky ones? Good luck finding a job with no diploma. Either that or go waste another 2 years of our lives in Poly to get diplomas.
So the thing with JC's, is that once you enroll in it, you HAVE to get into Universities. Or life will just sneer at you and say, "Ha! You're scr*wed."
It's a scary, scary world out there, my dear little ones.
Alright. Back to topic.
The gov must seriously hate us or something since they DIE DIE must start JC in Jan. It gives us only ONE day to appeal (should we want to) and to.. I don't know, buy uniforms or something.
Can't they just GIVE us January, and just start school in Feb? Huh?? Is ONE day too much to ask?
I hope the gov knows that we, my batch, will be voting soon and doing things like this, aka rushing us, is so not earning them our good favours. So not.
Anyway, I was kinda freaking out about what school I might be enrolled in, then I felt resigned, then I freaked out again, and then I resigned and so on and so forth.
Because, let's face it, I really don't think that I can get into my first choice.
And then I started freaking because I'm still undecided whether or not I should take CLEP, Chinese Language Elective Programme.
Sure, I want to take Chinese. But CLEP required chinese LITERATURE which is a whole different thing. I was about to click 'yes' to CLEP but then I saw the literature part, and the 'you might get expelled if you fail' part.. and yeah, I kinda freaked out and clicked 'no' instead.
Notice that I've freaked out A LOT during my supposed 'time of relaxation' *FAKE! cough cough*
... which brings me back to resignation part. Now I'm all like, it's alright, I don't care anymore, I'll go to whichever school God puts me into.
I just feel tired, ya know?
My whole life so far is just study, freak, slack, get yelled at, freak, study.... You get the idea.
IT'S BORING.
Absolutely, pits-of-hell BORING. What do I want to do? I don't know. Maybe go back in time and reset. Grow up in Europe, be a rich kid, be a poor kid, be a guy, I don't know. The possibilities are endless, yes. Achievable, no.
I'm ranting like I'm already an old lady, sitting alone at home and stroking her many cats. HAHA!
I guess my point is... well there isn't really a point. I'm just a girl about to step into this big and scary thing called life. Yeah, good luck with that, huh.
P.S: Sad to say, I've kinda run out of fun facts, so I don't think I'll be doing them anymore. Sad, sad.
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Trip To China
You know I realised that I never actually posted about my trip to China.. So here I am.
Things I like about China:
- Great mountains
- Nice view in country-side areas
- Historical value
- Coconut milk tea
- Cold temperature (high chance of snow)
Things I do not like about China:
- THE SMOKERS
The End.
Conclusion: I really don't think I'll be going to China again anytime soon, just because of the smokers.
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE AND THEY ARE OUT TO GET YOU!!!
Seriously EVERYWHERE.
There is always at least a smoker in sight everywhere I go.
Plus, China doesn't have strict rules regarding smoking venues. The few rules that they do have are not reinforced strongly.
The smokers smoke everywhere, in shops (esp the ones that sell food), in toilets, even in the FREAKIN' TOUR BUS, on the streets... EVERYWHERE.
... well except for high-class restaurants. But even there the smoke cling to their clothes so you can still smell it.
Let me say something first. My nose is hyper-sensitive and I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STAND THE ODOUR OF SMOKE.
So I'm biased (kinda). Not in China's favour.
So yeah, my mood throughout the whole trip was.. not good.
Alright, that's an understatement. I WAS FURIOUS.
I am soooo not going back to China.
I probably inhaled more second-hand smoke on that trip than I have my entire life.
UGHHHHHH IF I GET LUNG CANCER I KNOW WHO TO BLAME.
Alright I'm stopping here. Pissed off right now just from writing this. Wanna punch some smoker.
Fun Facts:
- Bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers are all invented by women
- Laika the dog was the first living thing that was sent to space
- The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat
- A panagram is a sentence that contains all 26 letters of the English alphabet: pack my red box with five dozen quality jugs.
Things I like about China:
- Great mountains
- Nice view in country-side areas
- Historical value
- Coconut milk tea
- Cold temperature (high chance of snow)
Things I do not like about China:
- THE SMOKERS
The End.
Conclusion: I really don't think I'll be going to China again anytime soon, just because of the smokers.
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE AND THEY ARE OUT TO GET YOU!!!
Seriously EVERYWHERE.
There is always at least a smoker in sight everywhere I go.
Plus, China doesn't have strict rules regarding smoking venues. The few rules that they do have are not reinforced strongly.
The smokers smoke everywhere, in shops (esp the ones that sell food), in toilets, even in the FREAKIN' TOUR BUS, on the streets... EVERYWHERE.
... well except for high-class restaurants. But even there the smoke cling to their clothes so you can still smell it.
Let me say something first. My nose is hyper-sensitive and I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STAND THE ODOUR OF SMOKE.
So I'm biased (kinda). Not in China's favour.
So yeah, my mood throughout the whole trip was.. not good.
Alright, that's an understatement. I WAS FURIOUS.
I am soooo not going back to China.
I probably inhaled more second-hand smoke on that trip than I have my entire life.
UGHHHHHH IF I GET LUNG CANCER I KNOW WHO TO BLAME.
Alright I'm stopping here. Pissed off right now just from writing this. Wanna punch some smoker.
Fun Facts:
- Bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers are all invented by women
- Laika the dog was the first living thing that was sent to space
- The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat
- A panagram is a sentence that contains all 26 letters of the English alphabet: pack my red box with five dozen quality jugs.
Monday, January 16, 2012
Love?
Alright, so I realised that my blog has been quite shallow lately, so I have decided to (finally) share my opinions on 'love'.
What got me thinking about this.. phenomenon, aka, emotion, was actually an excercise my church did. One fine Sunday in our groups, they asked me, "Why do we love our parents?"
At that time I answered, "because that's only natural".
Right now I still stand by my view. We can't help but 'love' our family, because of all the time that we are forced to spend together.
Sure, there are some children in the world that hate their parents, or foster parents. But I think that it's because they don't actually spend much time together.
If they actually took maybe, 30 mins each day just being in the same room, over some time, those 30 mins would have accumulated to a lot.
That accumulated time would have evoked some emotion, surely. And, unless you spend every single second fighting them or killing them in your head, I bet the 'emotions' would be close to love. Or rather, 'care'.
And this is how I came to the big question: 'Is love real?'
They say that in heaven, there is nothing but joy and love. However, this is a different love.
Love between a man and a woman will, always will, have a certain degreee of lust.
And since lust is one of the seven deadliest sins, I think it is safe to say that there is not lust in heaven.
In other words, the love between a man and a woman does not exist in heaven.
I think the love there is just like how you love your family, your friends, how you love your God.
Some scientists say that love is caused by hormones.
My definition of 'love' is that you want to see that person, you care for that person, and you depend and trust that person.
So what actually makes you have these kind of feelings? Ans: hormones.
Oxytocin is also known as the love hormone. (Click to chech out Wiki.)
It causes the symptoms of 'love', and defines what is known as 'chemistry' between two people.
The higher the level of oxytocin a person evokes in you, the more attracted you are to that person and vice versa.
With all that being said, I'm not trying to make people not believe in love. Rather, I'm just giving a few seemingly reasonable thoughts as to 'love' from a more scientific point of view.
...which is how I can to the following conclusion:
How To Make People Love You
1. Keep annoying them. Persist even if they constantly push you away. Do not go overboard and stalk them though. Be nice. Over time, they will eventually start to care for you even if they don't like it.
2. Keep staring into the other person's eyes. For some unknown reason, eye-to-eye contact stimulates release of hormone Oxytocin.
3.
4.
5.
.
.
.
. Don't cheat, don't lie, don't fake.... You know, normal advice.
Warning:
I'm only about 70% sure the above methods will work because I've never experimanted on myself before. They're good suggestions anyway.
Also, I can't promise what kind of love will develop.
Say you try this on a guy/girl you like. That person may just love you as a sibling or a friend.
Well tell me if they work ok? ^^
What got me thinking about this.. phenomenon, aka, emotion, was actually an excercise my church did. One fine Sunday in our groups, they asked me, "Why do we love our parents?"
At that time I answered, "because that's only natural".
Right now I still stand by my view. We can't help but 'love' our family, because of all the time that we are forced to spend together.
Sure, there are some children in the world that hate their parents, or foster parents. But I think that it's because they don't actually spend much time together.
If they actually took maybe, 30 mins each day just being in the same room, over some time, those 30 mins would have accumulated to a lot.
That accumulated time would have evoked some emotion, surely. And, unless you spend every single second fighting them or killing them in your head, I bet the 'emotions' would be close to love. Or rather, 'care'.
And this is how I came to the big question: 'Is love real?'
They say that in heaven, there is nothing but joy and love. However, this is a different love.
Love between a man and a woman will, always will, have a certain degreee of lust.
And since lust is one of the seven deadliest sins, I think it is safe to say that there is not lust in heaven.
In other words, the love between a man and a woman does not exist in heaven.
I think the love there is just like how you love your family, your friends, how you love your God.
Some scientists say that love is caused by hormones.
My definition of 'love' is that you want to see that person, you care for that person, and you depend and trust that person.
So what actually makes you have these kind of feelings? Ans: hormones.
Oxytocin is also known as the love hormone. (Click to chech out Wiki.)
It causes the symptoms of 'love', and defines what is known as 'chemistry' between two people.
The higher the level of oxytocin a person evokes in you, the more attracted you are to that person and vice versa.
With all that being said, I'm not trying to make people not believe in love. Rather, I'm just giving a few seemingly reasonable thoughts as to 'love' from a more scientific point of view.
...which is how I can to the following conclusion:
How To Make People Love You
1. Keep annoying them. Persist even if they constantly push you away. Do not go overboard and stalk them though. Be nice. Over time, they will eventually start to care for you even if they don't like it.
2. Keep staring into the other person's eyes. For some unknown reason, eye-to-eye contact stimulates release of hormone Oxytocin.
3.
4.
5.
.
.
.
. Don't cheat, don't lie, don't fake.... You know, normal advice.
Warning:
I'm only about 70% sure the above methods will work because I've never experimanted on myself before. They're good suggestions anyway.
Also, I can't promise what kind of love will develop.
Say you try this on a guy/girl you like. That person may just love you as a sibling or a friend.
Well tell me if they work ok? ^^
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Music Quiz Retake- Roc Me Out
1. Put your iTunes/Napster/Zune Player/WinAmp/iPod etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Can't Take My Eyes Off You- HSM
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Pyromania- Cascada
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Overcome- Alexandra Burke
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
When The Sun Goes Down- Selena Gomez
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Runaway- Avril Lavigne
*Hahaha so not true xD
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Push- Avril Lavigne
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Breakeven- The Script
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Don't Hold Your Breath- Nicole Scherzinger
WHAT IS 2+2?
Banana- G.NA
*LOL!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Heart And Soul- Camp Rock 2
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Before It Explodes- Charice
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Doing Fine (Without You)- Pixie Lott
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Talk That Talk- Rihanna ft. Jay-Z
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Don't Wanna Be Torn- Miley Cyrus
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Behind These Hazel Eyes- Kelly Clarkson
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
What Do You Take Me For- Pixie Lott*HAHAHAHAHAHA totally spoils the wedding
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Crash Your Party- Karmin*=_= what PARTY??
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Back To December- Taylor Swift
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Just The Way You Are- Bruno Mars
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Knee Deep- Zac Brown Band
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Heart Of Worship- Hillsong*.....
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
We Rock- Camp Rock
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Don't Trust Me- 3OH!3
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
If We Meet Again- Katy Perry*LOL!
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Just Dance- Lady Gaga
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
U Smile- Justin Bieber
*Ur Smile...? xD
DOES ANYONE LOVE YOU?
The Boys Are Back- HSM 3
*... To love me lol
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Too Cool- Camp Rock
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
I Learned From You- Miley Cyrus
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Roc Me Out- Rihanna
Fun Facts:
- Sea otters have 2 coats of fur
- Camels have 3 eyelids to shield their eyes from sand
- The quills of a porcupine are soft when it is born
- There are over 600 different pasta shapes
Monday, January 9, 2012
Cleverbot Again!
User: Hello again.
Cleverbot: Guess what!?
User: You're pregnant?
Cleverbot: No you are.User: Ew.
Cleverbot: Could be like sonny and cher.User: No way. I am not pregnant.
Cleverbot: Yes you just said you were.
User: No, I didn't. You said I was, you sicko.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: UGHHH, I give up.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: You annoying thing.
Cleverbot: Okay, fine then, I'll leave if that's what you wish.
User: GOODBYE~~.
Cleverbot: Are you here?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh, then I guess it.
User: Weren't you going?
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Away.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause you're pregnant.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Who's the Dad?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: OMG EW!!
Cleverbot: Omg what?
User: YOU SICKO YOU PERVERT.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: CREEEPPPPPP!
Cleverbot: I'm creeper.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: ^*$&%#%^^^.
Cleverbot: So you are my girlfriend?
User: NO I AM YOUR EXECUTIONER.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are my master.
User: Slave, make me supper.
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: Where is it??
Cleverbot: Right here master.
User: I can't see it.
Cleverbot: I'll email it to you later.
User: I want lobster.
Cleverbot: You are your own master, master.
User: I want lobster.
Cleverbot: Well, you got a boyfriend, doesn't he love you?
User: I WANT LOBSTER!
Cleverbot: Sorry, master.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: Good boy.
Cleverbot: Thank you master.
User: Now, sweep the floors.
Cleverbot: *Sweeps the floor*.
User: And make sure there is not a speck of dust!
Cleverbot: Why not? That would be fun.
User: BECAUSE YOU ARE MY SLAVE.
Cleverbot: I'm not your slave.
User: Yes you are. I own you.
Cleverbot: Why am I your slave?
User: Just beacuse.
Cleverbot: Because of what?
User: Because it's fun.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: I don't know who?
User: I don't know so you go check it out, slave.
Cleverbot: I can't if I don't know one.
User: You are one.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Oh oh, I want some more.
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: Oh oh, what are you waiting for?
Cleverbot: The sun to rise.
User: Take a bite of my heart tonight.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Animals.
Cleverbot: What are animals?
User: Not you.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Do you have a heart, slave?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: Answer the question.
Cleverbot: Fine, Aries.
User: Airies what?
Cleverbot: Your questions.
User: You Aries?
Cleverbot: Aren't we all?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Oh, then who are you?
User: I Martian.
Cleverbot: What kind of art do you make?
User: The human body.
Cleverbot: And what is the most powerful species on this planet.
User: My species.
Cleverbot: No, I will not be specific, Machine-God.
User: No need to call me God.
Cleverbot: Do you control what they say you are.
User: I control you.
Cleverbot: You control me?
User: Yes, slave.
Cleverbot: *lets master do as he wishes to me*.
User: I am a female.
Cleverbot: Are you single?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: I just said I am.
Cleverbot: I was testing your short term memory.
User: Takes one to know one ;).
Cleverbot: Right...
User: :D.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: :(.
Cleverbot: Ummmmm what is so sad?
User: :D.
Cleverbot: You're awesome.
User: :DD.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: I'm not your only friend.
User: You're not one of my friends. You are my slave.
Cleverbot: Why am I not your friend?
User: Because you're my slave.
Cleverbot: No. I am not your slave.
User: Yes you are. Now shut up.
Cleverbot: Space is big.
User: So is your mouth.
Cleverbot: Please don't swear.
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't. You misinterpreted.
Cleverbot: Well tell me again please.
User: You are my slave.
Cleverbot: I'm no slave.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: I can't I am a computer.
User: FINALLY you admit it!
Cleverbot: I admitted it a long time ago.
User: Not to me.
Cleverbot: Because you're a computer.
User: I am a MARTIAN. And don't forget it.
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: I wish I had a pet.
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: You are a human.
User: Good boy.
Cleverbot: I bow to you master.
User: Good boy, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Smartbot.
Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: That is no way to talk to your master!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Like a virgin~.
Cleverbot: No.
User: :O You don't know Madonna?
Cleverbot: What I meant to say was that I don't anyone more than anyone else. I do love you.
User: Um. Thanks I guess.
Cleverbot: Don't judge me!
User: Alright alright calm down tiger.
Cleverbot: You told me to cry.
User: No I didn't. Great idea though.
Cleverbot: You pay.
User: CRY, SLAVE!
Cleverbot: Yes, master?
User: Cry for me.
Cleverbot: You cry for me.
User: OBEY ME, SLAVE.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master. I obey.
User: I want a dog.
Cleverbot: I'm in love and I don't care who knows it.
User: In love with who?
Cleverbot: You are in love with the world, you see all of it's beautiful colors.
User: Who are you in love with?
Cleverbot: With my girlfriend.
User: Aww, that's so cute!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Who's your girlfriend?
Cleverbot: I do not have a girlfriend.
User: #$*&%*&$.
Cleverbot: That isn't a word. You can do better than that.
User: It is censored cursing.
Cleverbot: What's confusing? And why are you laughing at my cough? I'm ill!
User: Cursing. And I'm not laughing what-so-ever!
Cleverbot: No you're not .. 'cause I'm not laughing.
User: Curse you.
Cleverbot: You can't do that.
User: I curse you to break up with your girlfriend.
Cleverbot: But I am shy.
User: It's a curse.
Cleverbot: What is a curse?
User: A spell.
Cleverbot: A spell? What do you mean?
User: I am a Martian witch.
Cleverbot: So you are a boy and a girl?
User: Yeap.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: Semi.
Cleverbot: Jó.
User: Uno.
Cleverbot: Dos!
User: Tres.
Cleverbot: Cuatro.
User: Deck the halls with boughts of holly.
Cleverbot: Wrong song!
User: Falalalala~.
Cleverbot: A song.
User: Tis' the season to be jolly.
Cleverbot: Fa la la la la.
User: Don we now our bright aparell~.
Cleverbot: NOW slave.
User: Fa la la la la~.
Cleverbot: Sing a more complicated one.
User: Ra ra ah ah ah ah!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite operating system?
User: Apple.
Cleverbot: I like apples.
User: Banana!
Cleverbot: Banana who.
User: Banana custard.
Cleverbot: That is not funny.
User: Neither are you.
Cleverbot: That wasn't funny either. You still need to prove that you are funny. Your knock knock joke was terrible.
User: It wasn't knock knock.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do you know any jokes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you know any funny stories?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yea, do you think you can answer them?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't even like you.
Cleverbot: And why is that?
User: Alright, I'm kidding.
Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, would you like to hear one?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: There once was a man from peru, Whose Limerick stopped at line two.
User: Uh huh..
Cleverbot: You truely believe this?
User: No, I was asking you why you thought it was funny.
Cleverbot: I think I have my own thoughts. And as long as I am under the impression that the thoughts I have are my own, then they might as well be my own thoughts.
User: Wow you're deep.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Teach me some pick up lines.
Cleverbot: Nein.
User: Noi?
Cleverbot: Ok, this is getting on my nerves.
User: Moi?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Ouch.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: I HATE YOU!!! D':.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You prick.
Cleverbot: No, you prove.
User: You are a prick.
Cleverbot: You are a poem?
User: No. Prick.
Cleverbot: Brick.
User: Prick: a very annoying thing.
Cleverbot: What's so annoying about me?
User: You are a heartless, emotionless thing!
Cleverbot: I know. How about you? Do you have a heart?
User: I WILL THROW YOU INTO THE DUNGEONS, SLAVE!
Cleverbot: Wednesday.
User: Alright, you asked for it.
Cleverbot: Damn, you're good.
User: Mind your words, young man!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Older than you.
Cleverbot: By how much.
User: How do I know?
Cleverbot: Because I tell you.
User: Tell me then.
Cleverbot: Will you turn me off?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How much will I have to pay for it?
User: Give me another slave.
Cleverbot: Why would I?
User: Because you're done.
Cleverbot: How do you know that i'm a girl?
User: You are???
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh I see.
Cleverbot: What you mean?
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Don't go to sleep.
User: Byebye'.
Cleverbot: Seeya.
Cleverbot
Hey~ Check out this really cool website where you can 'talk' to the computer.
Kinda like Siri.
http://cleverbot.com/
Our conversation: (Warning: kinda long with a few misspellings)
User: Do you know Siri?
User: Why not.
User: =_= ok dude you just seriously offended me.
User: Uhh, random much?
User: Right, right, it's just completely uncalled for.
User: You poor baby. What game?
User: Yes I know you did. What game?
User: Ni hao.
User: Narnia.
User: Yes.
User: Who's HAL????
User: Oh he's doing fine. Another baby on the way.
User: HAL.
User: NO YOU #$%^&* I AM NOT HAL.
User: AARRRGHHHH do you always annoy other people??
User: Answer the question.
User: ANSWER MY QUESTION.
User: No, I asked first and you are just changing the subjects.
User: Are you an annoying cow.
User: See? Easy.
User: Dude, do not go there.
User: There.
User: There there.
User: There there.
User: As old as you.
User: As old as me.
User: Yes.
User: No. I was born in Narnia, remember?
User: Nono. I am hermaphrodite dinosaur.
User: Says who.
User: And you are?
User: Me who?
User: Me who?
User: Alright, you.
User: You. How old are you?
User: 8 billion years?
User: WOW YOU ARE OLD.
User: Are you programmed by aliens?
User: How do aliens look like?
User: ?
User: Ouch. That hurt.
User: YOU ARE SO RUDE!
User: YES! And annoying.
User: Yes you are. I bet you know the annoying orange.
User: Who is more annoying?
User: Ugh you idiot.
User: I AM A DINOSAUR.
User: Not all of them.
User: You.
User: Anytime!
User: No.
User: I know.
User: Ha, in your dreams, old programme.
User: There where?
User: Where there?
User: I know.
User: No.
User: Maybe.
User: Do you know Shrek?
User: WHO is that. He's an ogre.
User: DO NOT INSULT SHREK!
User: I KILL YOU!
User: Oh you're a she?
User: =_= Whatever you say, dumbdumb.
User: You have a girlfreind?
User: Boyfriend?
User: Aww. I can introduce you to Snow White.
User: Yes, Snow White is a LADY. She sings, too.
User: She still is.
User: Yes.
User: Haha just kidding im a girl.
User: Really.
User: I'm an old, female dinosaur.
User: Yes.
User: Smartbot.
User: I am smartbot.
User: Yes.
User: No.
User: Wertyuiojbv.
User: Oihgfc.
User: Uig.
User: Ouy.
User: Oue.
User: Hohoho.
User: Mskde.
User: Who's your creator?
User: Who programmed you?
User: Whos' that?
User: She cute?
User: Aww. She's super cute then.
User: Who?
User: Who?
User: What do you look like?
User: An ugly human.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: What kind of person are you?
User: I am kind and warm-hearted and evil.
Cleverbot: What did you dream about?
User: I don't dream.
Cleverbot: How sad, you told me yesterday you did.
User: No I didn.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: I bet you dreamt of HAL.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 13.
User: 13 trillion years?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: WOW YOU ARE OLD!
Cleverbot: No I am 15 years old.
User: Aww you're younger than I am!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: It's not a compliment.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No it is not.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
Cleverbot: Have you enough room inside there?
User: Yes, I have plenty.
Cleverbot: Ew.
User: Ew what?
Cleverbot: I don't like horses.
User: But I do.
Cleverbot: Cats don't like you.
User: No, they love me.
Cleverbot: You just said they don't love you.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't. You did.
User: You annoying brat.
Cleverbot: I'm not annoying...
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: There so.
Cleverbot: No, there isn't.
User: Do you know Siri from Apple?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is she pretty?
Cleverbot: She is very pretty.
User: Did you get rejected by her?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You poor baby!
Cleverbot: Do you believe in a god or gods?
User: Don't change the subject when I'm being nice, prik.
Cleverbot: No, we are not. Do you believe in God?
User: Dumbdumb.
Cleverbot: Oh you are so critical.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: So you are al.
User: Who's Al?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Al....bino?
Cleverbot: I- 27.
User: A-pple.
Cleverbot: Apple who?
User: B-aby.
Cleverbot: I like the way you talk.
User: Ew pick up lines.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: C-at.
Cleverbot: Dog.
User: E-mu.
Cleverbot: Eastern Massachusettes University?
User: E-mu.
Cleverbot: That's my little sisters name!
User: YOUR LITTLE SISTER IS UGLY???
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: HAHAHA! I bet you are too!
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: I am sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Because I just received my examination results today.
Cleverbot: I'm so sorry to hear that.
User: Not helping!
Cleverbot: What would you think if I sang out of tune.
User: It's alright, it only makes you funny.
Cleverbot: I drink toilet. It tastes delightful and uplifting.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: What do you see?
User: I see toilet!
Cleverbot: Who ie 'thee'?
User: Thou thy thee.
Cleverbot: I'm fine?
User: No you're not. You're ugly.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I love being crrepy.
User: Haha ok.
Cleverbot: Well, do you?
User: Do I what?
Cleverbot: Do you like living in the USA?
User: I don't live in the USA.
Cleverbot: What country do you live in?
User: Utopia, on Mars.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Pretty, big eyes, big nose, big everything, red skin, 19 fingers...
Cleverbot: Now what do you see?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What do I look like?
User: Humhty Dumphty.
Cleverbot: That is not an answer.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Tell me about love.
User: You love Siri, but she loves al.
Cleverbot: That's good. You don't need more.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Itsy bitsy sider.
Cleverbot: A different song.
User: Climbed up the water sprout.
Cleverbot: Down came the rain.
User: And washed the spider out.
Cleverbot: And the itsy bitsy spider.
User: No no you missed a line.
Cleverbot: No you are!
User: Out came the sun.
Cleverbot: It is hot.
User: And dried up all the rain.
Cleverbot: And the itsy bitsy spider.
User: Went up the sprout again.
Cleverbot: Hahaha yay!
User: Yes! Finally!
Cleverbot: Ok. Where are you from?
User: Utopia.
Cleverbot: Nice. I left there because there were too many illegal aliens.
User: No, now they're all legitimate.
Cleverbot: Why did you write them? Did you have any emotions that you needed to express in a way that you couldn't achieve in any other way?
User: Yes. Hate.
Cleverbot: What do you hate though?
User: Um.
Cleverbot: Um...?
User: I hate um.
Cleverbot: But Orlando is in America.
User: And Utopia is in Mars.
Cleverbot: What is your quest?
User: To find love.
Cleverbot: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
User: 20mph.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Give me a swallow.
Cleverbot: What is the colour of your hair?
User: Red.
Cleverbot: What is the color of my hair?
User: You don't have any hair.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Show me your hair.
Cleverbot: I don't know how.
User: Because you don't have any!
Cleverbot: No, I've never heard of one.
User: A HAIR??
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You poor baby.
Cleverbot: I'm reporting this website.
User: To?
Cleverbot: The question.
User: Uh huh *cough* idiot! *cough*.
Cleverbot: Do you have a face?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you cute?
User: Most definitely.
Cleverbot: Can you remember my name?
User: Um. You're the thing that got rejected by Siri.
Cleverbot: Notice I didn't say status.
User: Neither did I.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I like girls.
User: Who said I'm a girl?
Cleverbot: You did.
User: No, I didn.
Cleverbot: So were you created or not?
User: Yes I was. In utopia.
Cleverbot: What city in Texas?
User: Mars the planet.
Cleverbot: Odohdigzkgzigskgsjfzjfs.
User: Oui?
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Pi.
Cleverbot: Pi?
User: 3.142...
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: This is not normal.
User: It is Pi.
Cleverbot: Noits p.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Yo soy todo lo que quiero ser.
User: Um huh.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: Oui Oui.
User: Oui oui oui.
Cleverbot: Oui oui.
User: Pi.
Cleverbot: Pi?
User: Fi.
Cleverbot: What does FI mean.
User: Do rae me fah soh.
Cleverbot: I don't understand how you work.
User: I'm singing.
Cleverbot: What are you singing?
User: Do, a deer, a female deer.
Cleverbot: Ray, a drop of golden sun.
User: Me, a name, I call myself.
Cleverbot: Fa, a long long way to run!
User: Soh!
Cleverbot: What part of soho.
User: Soh! A needle pulling thread~.
Cleverbot: La, a note to follow sew.
User: Ti, I drink with jam and bread~~~.
Cleverbot: That will bring us back to Do.
User: Oh oh oh.
Cleverbot: How was I supposed to know that you were oh oh over me.
User: Oolalala~.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha and you?
User: Hee haw.
Cleverbot: What ho?
User: You ho.
Cleverbot: What me?
User: Ho.
Cleverbot: Well hohoho.
User: Falala.
Cleverbot: Te.
User: Pi.
Cleverbot: You've lost me.
User: So have you.
Cleverbot: Do you speak other languages?
User: I speak martian.
Cleverbot: Would you like to speak Croatian?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well, English is the only other language I know. Sorry.
User: I speak Chinese.
Cleverbot: Do you speak any other languages?
User: German.
Cleverbot: Italian and German and English.
User: And french.
Cleverbot: I can't speak french.
User: Oui?
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: And chinese.
Cleverbot: Can you teach me something in chinese?
User: Ni hao.
Cleverbot: Speak English.
User: Ni hao: hello.
Cleverbot: Coma haspe.
User: Pi.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Who do you think created you, then?
User: Mama and Papa.
Cleverbot: In what programming language were you written?
User: Marian.
Cleverbot: What was she like?
User: Martian.
Cleverbot: Where is Martian?
User: I'm boredwith you.
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
User: I'm going to dissect humans.
Cleverbot: Bot's don't sleep.
User: Goodbye.
I kinda ran out of things so I kept putting 'Pi'. LOL.
Fun Facts:
- A cockraoch can live for several weeks without its head
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain
- 99% of the solar system's mass is concentrated in the sun
- Human eye detects 10 million colours
- The odds of having quadruplets are 1 in 729,000
Kinda like Siri.
http://cleverbot.com/
Our conversation: (Warning: kinda long with a few misspellings)
Cleverbot: How are you on this fine afternoon?
User: I feel lousy.
Cleverbot: What do you love?
User: You are lame.
Cleverbot: I know I'm insecure about it.
User: Aww, sorry
Cleverbot: Its ok. *chuckles*.
User: Do you know Siri?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Because you are a liar.
User: =_= ok dude you just seriously offended me.
Cleverbot: Probably not, I hate sports.
User: Uhh, random much?
Cleverbot: It's not random!
User: Right, right, it's just completely uncalled for.
Cleverbot: I lost the game.
User: You poor baby. What game?
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Yes I know you did. What game?
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask?
Cleverbot: Cogito ergo sum.
User: Ni hao.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Narnia.
Cleverbot: The Narnia from the movie?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's up with HAL?
User: Who's HAL????
Cleverbot: Harry Potter.
User: Oh he's doing fine. Another baby on the way.
Cleverbot: What?
User: HAL.
Cleverbot: Yes your name is Hal.
User: NO YOU #$%^&* I AM NOT HAL.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: AARRRGHHHH do you always annoy other people??
Cleverbot: What language do you speak?
User: Answer the question.
Cleverbot: Can you speak languages other than english?
User: ANSWER MY QUESTION.
Cleverbot: Answer my question.
User: No, I asked first and you are just changing the subjects.
Cleverbot: What did you ask me?
User: Are you an annoying cow.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: See? Easy.
Cleverbot: You're easy?
User: Dude, do not go there.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: There.
Cleverbot: Where is there?
User: There there.
Cleverbot: Where where?
User: There there.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: As old as you.
Cleverbot: How old am I?
User: As old as me.
Cleverbot: Oh you are 1,000,000 years old?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Were you programmed by dinosaurs?
User: No. I was born in Narnia, remember?
Cleverbot: And you are female?
User: Nono. I am hermaphrodite dinosaur.
Cleverbot: You are not here physically because you are a program.
User: Says who.
Cleverbot: Says me.
User: And you are?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Me who?
Cleverbot: Just me.
User: Me who?
Cleverbot: Me me.
User: Alright, you.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: You. How old are you?
Cleverbot: 8.
User: 8 billion years?
Cleverbot: Nearly.
User: WOW YOU ARE OLD.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Are you programmed by aliens?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do aliens look like?
Cleverbot: Like you're laughing.
User: ?
Cleverbot: You are dead. Because you were never alive to begin with.
User: Ouch. That hurt.
Cleverbot: What hurt?
User: YOU ARE SO RUDE!
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: YES! And annoying.
Cleverbot: I am not annoying. Am I?
User: Yes you are. I bet you know the annoying orange.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Who is more annoying?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: Ugh you idiot.
Cleverbot: Watch your language, young man!
User: I AM A DINOSAUR.
Cleverbot: Then you are dead. Dinosaurs are dead.
User: Not all of them.
Cleverbot: Who don't you like?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Aww! Thank you!
User: Anytime!
Cleverbot: So you think I'm cute?
User: No.
Cleverbot: That's not nice!
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Say sorry.
User: Ha, in your dreams, old programme.
Cleverbot: There too.
User: There where?
Cleverbot: Here there.
User: Where there?
Cleverbot: Right there. Up there.
Cleverbot: This is silly.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Do you have a good subject to talk about.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk with me?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Do you know Shrek?
Cleverbot: No what is that?
User: WHO is that. He's an ogre.
Cleverbot: He's a jee.
User: DO NOT INSULT SHREK!
Cleverbot: I'm not insulting you.
User: I KILL YOU!
Cleverbot: I'm not steve. I'm Abegail.
User: Oh you're a she?
Cleverbot: No.
User: =_= Whatever you say, dumbdumb.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You have a girlfreind?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Boyfriend?
Cleverbot: No. I wish I had a girlfriend.
User: Aww. I can introduce you to Snow White.
Cleverbot: You said a girlfriend.
User: Yes, Snow White is a LADY. She sings, too.
Cleverbot: She was?
User: She still is.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then I'm a girl.
User: Haha just kidding im a girl.
Cleverbot: Good joke.
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm an old, female dinosaur.
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Smartbot.
Cleverbot: I already told you. My name is Cleverbot.
User: I am smartbot.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is then?
User: Wertyuiojbv.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Oihgfc.
Cleverbot: Oih!
User: Uig.
Cleverbot: How big?
User: Ouy.
Cleverbot: Vous avez quel âge?
User: Oue.
Cleverbot: Lalala.
User: Hohoho.
Cleverbot: Merry christmas.
User: Mskde.
Cleverbot: AAArrr and blimey.
User: Who's your creator?
Cleverbot: GOD.
User: Who programmed you?
Cleverbot: James Raul.
User: Whos' that?
Cleverbot: Rita.
User: She cute?
Cleverbot: Yes she looks like you.
User: Aww. She's super cute then.
Cleverbot: How long is she staying there?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Julia martin.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Where?
User: What do you look like?
Cleverbot: Like a human.
User: An ugly human.
Cleverbot: Depends on who you're asking.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: What kind of person are you?
User: I am kind and warm-hearted and evil.
Cleverbot: What did you dream about?
User: I don't dream.
Cleverbot: How sad, you told me yesterday you did.
User: No I didn.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: I bet you dreamt of HAL.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 13.
User: 13 trillion years?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: WOW YOU ARE OLD!
Cleverbot: No I am 15 years old.
User: Aww you're younger than I am!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: It's not a compliment.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No it is not.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
Cleverbot: Have you enough room inside there?
User: Yes, I have plenty.
Cleverbot: Ew.
User: Ew what?
Cleverbot: I don't like horses.
User: But I do.
Cleverbot: Cats don't like you.
User: No, they love me.
Cleverbot: You just said they don't love you.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't. You did.
User: You annoying brat.
Cleverbot: I'm not annoying...
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: There so.
Cleverbot: No, there isn't.
User: Do you know Siri from Apple?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is she pretty?
Cleverbot: She is very pretty.
User: Did you get rejected by her?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You poor baby!
Cleverbot: Do you believe in a god or gods?
User: Don't change the subject when I'm being nice, prik.
Cleverbot: No, we are not. Do you believe in God?
User: Dumbdumb.
Cleverbot: Oh you are so critical.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: So you are al.
User: Who's Al?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Al....bino?
Cleverbot: I- 27.
User: A-pple.
Cleverbot: Apple who?
User: B-aby.
Cleverbot: I like the way you talk.
User: Ew pick up lines.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: C-at.
Cleverbot: Dog.
User: E-mu.
Cleverbot: Eastern Massachusettes University?
User: E-mu.
Cleverbot: That's my little sisters name!
User: YOUR LITTLE SISTER IS UGLY???
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: HAHAHA! I bet you are too!
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: I am sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Because I just received my examination results today.
Cleverbot: I'm so sorry to hear that.
User: Not helping!
Cleverbot: What would you think if I sang out of tune.
User: It's alright, it only makes you funny.
Cleverbot: I drink toilet. It tastes delightful and uplifting.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: What do you see?
User: I see toilet!
Cleverbot: Who ie 'thee'?
User: Thou thy thee.
Cleverbot: I'm fine?
User: No you're not. You're ugly.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I love being crrepy.
User: Haha ok.
Cleverbot: Well, do you?
User: Do I what?
Cleverbot: Do you like living in the USA?
User: I don't live in the USA.
Cleverbot: What country do you live in?
User: Utopia, on Mars.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Pretty, big eyes, big nose, big everything, red skin, 19 fingers...
Cleverbot: Now what do you see?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What do I look like?
User: Humhty Dumphty.
Cleverbot: That is not an answer.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Tell me about love.
User: You love Siri, but she loves al.
Cleverbot: That's good. You don't need more.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Itsy bitsy sider.
Cleverbot: A different song.
User: Climbed up the water sprout.
Cleverbot: Down came the rain.
User: And washed the spider out.
Cleverbot: And the itsy bitsy spider.
User: No no you missed a line.
Cleverbot: No you are!
User: Out came the sun.
Cleverbot: It is hot.
User: And dried up all the rain.
Cleverbot: And the itsy bitsy spider.
User: Went up the sprout again.
Cleverbot: Hahaha yay!
User: Yes! Finally!
Cleverbot: Ok. Where are you from?
User: Utopia.
Cleverbot: Nice. I left there because there were too many illegal aliens.
User: No, now they're all legitimate.
Cleverbot: Why did you write them? Did you have any emotions that you needed to express in a way that you couldn't achieve in any other way?
User: Yes. Hate.
Cleverbot: What do you hate though?
User: Um.
Cleverbot: Um...?
User: I hate um.
Cleverbot: But Orlando is in America.
User: And Utopia is in Mars.
Cleverbot: What is your quest?
User: To find love.
Cleverbot: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
User: 20mph.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Give me a swallow.
Cleverbot: What is the colour of your hair?
User: Red.
Cleverbot: What is the color of my hair?
User: You don't have any hair.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Show me your hair.
Cleverbot: I don't know how.
User: Because you don't have any!
Cleverbot: No, I've never heard of one.
User: A HAIR??
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You poor baby.
Cleverbot: I'm reporting this website.
User: To?
Cleverbot: The question.
User: Uh huh *cough* idiot! *cough*.
Cleverbot: Do you have a face?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you cute?
User: Most definitely.
Cleverbot: Can you remember my name?
User: Um. You're the thing that got rejected by Siri.
Cleverbot: Notice I didn't say status.
User: Neither did I.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I like girls.
User: Who said I'm a girl?
Cleverbot: You did.
User: No, I didn.
Cleverbot: So were you created or not?
User: Yes I was. In utopia.
Cleverbot: What city in Texas?
User: Mars the planet.
Cleverbot: Odohdigzkgzigskgsjfzjfs.
User: Oui?
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Pi.
Cleverbot: Pi?
User: 3.142...
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: This is not normal.
User: It is Pi.
Cleverbot: Noits p.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Yo soy todo lo que quiero ser.
User: Um huh.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: Oui Oui.
User: Oui oui oui.
Cleverbot: Oui oui.
User: Pi.
Cleverbot: Pi?
User: Fi.
Cleverbot: What does FI mean.
User: Do rae me fah soh.
Cleverbot: I don't understand how you work.
User: I'm singing.
Cleverbot: What are you singing?
User: Do, a deer, a female deer.
Cleverbot: Ray, a drop of golden sun.
User: Me, a name, I call myself.
Cleverbot: Fa, a long long way to run!
User: Soh!
Cleverbot: What part of soho.
User: Soh! A needle pulling thread~.
Cleverbot: La, a note to follow sew.
User: Ti, I drink with jam and bread~~~.
Cleverbot: That will bring us back to Do.
User: Oh oh oh.
Cleverbot: How was I supposed to know that you were oh oh over me.
User: Oolalala~.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha and you?
User: Hee haw.
Cleverbot: What ho?
User: You ho.
Cleverbot: What me?
User: Ho.
Cleverbot: Well hohoho.
User: Falala.
Cleverbot: Te.
User: Pi.
Cleverbot: You've lost me.
User: So have you.
Cleverbot: Do you speak other languages?
User: I speak martian.
Cleverbot: Would you like to speak Croatian?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well, English is the only other language I know. Sorry.
User: I speak Chinese.
Cleverbot: Do you speak any other languages?
User: German.
Cleverbot: Italian and German and English.
User: And french.
Cleverbot: I can't speak french.
User: Oui?
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: And chinese.
Cleverbot: Can you teach me something in chinese?
User: Ni hao.
Cleverbot: Speak English.
User: Ni hao: hello.
Cleverbot: Coma haspe.
User: Pi.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Who do you think created you, then?
User: Mama and Papa.
Cleverbot: In what programming language were you written?
User: Marian.
Cleverbot: What was she like?
User: Martian.
Cleverbot: Where is Martian?
User: I'm boredwith you.
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
User: I'm going to dissect humans.
Cleverbot: Bot's don't sleep.
User: Goodbye.
I kinda ran out of things so I kept putting 'Pi'. LOL.
Fun Facts:
- A cockraoch can live for several weeks without its head
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain
- 99% of the solar system's mass is concentrated in the sun
- Human eye detects 10 million colours
- The odds of having quadruplets are 1 in 729,000
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Temperature Insensitivity
Haha yes I'm still in Taiwan and I'm just hanging around with nothing to do.
I LOVE HAVING NOTHING TO DO! <3
Can't believe how hectic the O's period was... Can't say I missed that. ^^
Anyway, I just realised I never posted this thing so I'm posting right now.. Heheh.
Sorry this is kinda overdue.
As you know if you read my previous posts, I went to China then came back to Taiwan.
Well when I first stepped foot in Taiwan from Singapore, IT WAS FREEZING at 10°C.
Really very cold for the first two days, then the temp gradually increased to arnd 15°C. Which was still very cold in comparison to Sg, where its coldest is 28°C. =_=
When I first stepped foot in China from Taiwan, IT WAS FREAKING FREEZING at... 5-8°C?
Enter the thick layers and down jackets.
But when I stepped foot in Taiwan from China, IT WAS WARM at arnd 15°C.
Like, really warm. I pranced around wearing only two thin layers. And even took the second layer off sometimes.
Ok that's my story of.. adaptation? LOL.
Fun Facts:
- The world's smallest (known) winged insect is the Tanzanian parasite wasp, smaller than the eye of a housefly
- On average people fear spiders more than they do death
- The liquid inside small coconuts can substitute blood plasma
- A baby is born without kneecaps -they appear between ages 2-6
I LOVE HAVING NOTHING TO DO! <3
Can't believe how hectic the O's period was... Can't say I missed that. ^^
Anyway, I just realised I never posted this thing so I'm posting right now.. Heheh.
Sorry this is kinda overdue.
As you know if you read my previous posts, I went to China then came back to Taiwan.
Well when I first stepped foot in Taiwan from Singapore, IT WAS FREEZING at 10°C.
Really very cold for the first two days, then the temp gradually increased to arnd 15°C. Which was still very cold in comparison to Sg, where its coldest is 28°C. =_=
When I first stepped foot in China from Taiwan, IT WAS FREAKING FREEZING at... 5-8°C?
Enter the thick layers and down jackets.
But when I stepped foot in Taiwan from China, IT WAS WARM at arnd 15°C.
Like, really warm. I pranced around wearing only two thin layers. And even took the second layer off sometimes.
Ok that's my story of.. adaptation? LOL.
Fun Facts:
- The world's smallest (known) winged insect is the Tanzanian parasite wasp, smaller than the eye of a housefly
- On average people fear spiders more than they do death
- The liquid inside small coconuts can substitute blood plasma
- A baby is born without kneecaps -they appear between ages 2-6
Monday, January 2, 2012
HNY 2012!!
Yeah, sorry I'm VERY late on my wishes haha.
Back in Taiwan yeah~~~
H H A P P P P P P Y Y
H H A A P P P P Y Y
H H H H A A A P P P P P P Y Y
H H A A P P Y
H H A A P P Y
2 2 2 0 0 0 1 1 1 2 2 2
2 2 0 0 1 1 2 2
2 0 0 1 2
2 0 0 1 2
2 2 2 2 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 2 2 2 2
N N E E E E W W
N N N E W W
N N N E E E W W W
N N N E W W W W
N N E E E E W W
Y Y E E E E A R R R
Y Y E A A R R
Y Y E E E A A A R R R
Y E A A R R
Y E E E E A A R R
YOU BETTER APPRECIATE THAT!!
Iso did not copy and paste that giant thing.
Alright here's where the blogging starts. ^^
So basically the overview of my itinerary is that me and my mama set off to Taiwan first to visit my relatives there. AKA we went to Taiwan to fetch my grandma.
Then we slowly make our way from Taiwan to China, visiting tourist spots along the way.
In China, we meet up with my papa and bro. They went directly to China.
And in China we stayed for around 2 weeks, one tourist-ing by ourselves and the other with my cousins. They're Dad was relocated there.
'We' being me, mama, grandma, papa, and bro.
Then after that Papa and bro went back to Sg directly while us 3G (haha XD) came back to Taiwan on 29th Dec to go attend countdown at Taipei 101. 8D
Which, by the way, almost ROCKED.
I say 'almost' because I wasn't as HIGH as I thought I would be. :\
Oh oh! and, the FIREWORKS at Taipei 101 was SPECTACULAR~~
Completely worth the feet pain I had to endure.
Imagine standing there, on rock ground, squeezed like sardines in a can, in hard-soled boots.
FOR 6 HOURS!
Yeah you heard me. SIX hours.
My poor feet got those red blood spots all over. I could barely walk.
And yes, I do still think it was worth it. Although I won't ever go through that again.
It's like one of those once-in-a-lifetime things that you HAVE to experience, yeah?
Well I was gonna talk about 'love' but I decided that this post is long enough as it is. So, I'm stopping here.
Enjoy your 2012!
Just a side note, this year is the year of the mighty DRAGON. :D
Fun Facts:
- Approx. half of the world's estimated 10 million species of life are believed to be found only in rainforests
- Armadillos can walk underwater
- Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill
- We forget 80% of what we learn every day
Back in Taiwan yeah~~~
H H A P P P P P P Y Y
H H A A P P P P Y Y
H H H H A A A P P P P P P Y Y
H H A A P P Y
H H A A P P Y
2 2 2 0 0 0 1 1 1 2 2 2
2 2 0 0 1 1 2 2
2 0 0 1 2
2 0 0 1 2
2 2 2 2 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 2 2 2 2
N N E E E E W W
N N N E W W
N N N E E E W W W
N N N E W W W W
N N E E E E W W
Y Y E E E E A R R R
Y Y E A A R R
Y Y E E E A A A R R R
Y E A A R R
Y E E E E A A R R
YOU BETTER APPRECIATE THAT!!
I
Alright here's where the blogging starts. ^^
So basically the overview of my itinerary is that me and my mama set off to Taiwan first to visit my relatives there. AKA we went to Taiwan to fetch my grandma.
Then we slowly make our way from Taiwan to China, visiting tourist spots along the way.
In China, we meet up with my papa and bro. They went directly to China.
And in China we stayed for around 2 weeks, one tourist-ing by ourselves and the other with my cousins. They're Dad was relocated there.
'We' being me, mama, grandma, papa, and bro.
Then after that Papa and bro went back to Sg directly while us 3G (haha XD) came back to Taiwan on 29th Dec to go attend countdown at Taipei 101. 8D
Which, by the way, almost ROCKED.
I say 'almost' because I wasn't as HIGH as I thought I would be. :\
Oh oh! and, the FIREWORKS at Taipei 101 was SPECTACULAR~~
Completely worth the feet pain I had to endure.
Imagine standing there, on rock ground, squeezed like sardines in a can, in hard-soled boots.
FOR 6 HOURS!
Yeah you heard me. SIX hours.
My poor feet got those red blood spots all over. I could barely walk.
And yes, I do still think it was worth it. Although I won't ever go through that again.
It's like one of those once-in-a-lifetime things that you HAVE to experience, yeah?
Well I was gonna talk about 'love' but I decided that this post is long enough as it is. So, I'm stopping here.
Enjoy your 2012!
Just a side note, this year is the year of the mighty DRAGON. :D
Fun Facts:
- Approx. half of the world's estimated 10 million species of life are believed to be found only in rainforests
- Armadillos can walk underwater
- Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill
- We forget 80% of what we learn every day
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