Sunday, February 2, 2014

Newest Pet Peeve

I am a person with very, very, very low patience. I am also very lazy. I enjoy lazing in my bed the entire day. So if I bothered to drag myself out of my bed and leave the tranquility of my house, you better not waste my time by dragging. >:(
I always brisk walk, and I take 20 minutes in the morning to get ready. I like to rush. It makes me feel very efficient, like see how much I can do in such a short time. Haha, anyway, my impatience makes me very easily irritated. I've posted before about my pet peeves then, and now I have a new-found pet peeve that is killing me.

I CANNOT STAND PEOPLE WHO CAN'T KEEP THEIR DAMN TONGUES IN THEIR MOUTHS.

Why? Why? Is your tongue too damn big for your teeny tiny mouth??
It DOES NOT look nice, not on anyone. It's like, oh, I don't know how to pose, let me just stick out my GIGANTIC BLOB OF A MUSCLE and make a stupid face.

There are two girls in the SERVE program THAT KEEPS STICKING THEIR DAMN TONGUE OUT and OMG, I wanna cut their tongues off so badly. It looks so gross. So gross.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against tongues. They are wonderful organs that allow us to enjoy taste and flavour. It just looks so gross when you purposely stick it, high up, out of your mouth.
Just go and google 'Miley Cyrus tongue' images and can you still say that that is attractive?? I wanted to put a picture here, but omg, my eyes hurt.

I rest my case. Just don't do it around me, please, or I will, WILL pull your damn tongue out. Then you have to permanently keep it outside your mouth. Isn't that great. *sweet smile*

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