Monday, November 28, 2011

Blood Type Comics

I am so spamming my blog right now... Because I am bored out of my mind.
Anyway, was clearing my email of facebook spams when I found this.

Enjoy!












This cartoon series is actually HUGE, but they're mainly in chinese.
These are all I have that are in English, so be grateful! ;D

Most of the things expressed are so true that it's unbelievable.
I'm blood type O~
Universal donor. ^^

So I'm just gonna skip the fun facts part cause your brains alrd have a lot to absorb!

Stomach Flu Remedies

NOTICE!!!

Ok so I changed the background to a very striking one with bright colours to celebrate CHRISTMAS! :D
I LOVE Christmas. <3

 ♥ Merry Christmas ♥


Ok so I did nothing but complain in the previous post about my stomach flu... Which is actually food poisoning. Sorry about that.

Anyway, I hate doctors.
That's one of the most important things you have to know about me.
I stay as far away from medicine's as possible, because they destroy your immune system.
Medicines, especially western medicine (basically pills and serums) are made of CHEMICALS.
And, whether you like it or not, all chemicals are harmful to your body, because they destroy the ecosystem of the micro-organisms in your body.
When those systems are destroyed, that's when you get sick, but I'm not going into details.

All in all, ALL chemicals have side effects.

Do not take medicines regularly. They destroy your body and make it weak.

Furthermore, most medicines only stop the symptoms of the virus in your body.
For example coughing and sneezing and fevers- they are all symptoms that your body is unwell.
When you take medicines, you feel better, because the symptoms are cured. However, the virus is still there, it's just that you don't feel it anymore.
These symptoms are like warning bells for you to take care of your body, and it's scary to not know when you're sick.
The virus may just eat away your body and you have completely no idea until it's too late.

Again, stay away from medicines if you want to stay healthy.

Alright, I'll tell you what I did to solve my food poisoning.
Me, I can count on my fingers the number of times I've taken medicine in the past 10 years (can't account for before that since I honestly don't remember much).
So, when my body heals, I know because the symptoms will go as well.
Well, it's been 2 days and I'm almost completely fine already.
My mama taught me this.

Instead of medicine, take anything citrus. The acid kills bacteria.
You can take mango, oranges, lemons, limes for a few examples.
My mother forced me to drink lemon juice (shudder) and cranberry vinegar (double shudder) every four hours, like they're medicines.
Both had been diluted, of course. But nowhere diluted enough.
The cranberry vinegar leaves a burning feeling in the back of your throat... Ugh.

That and SLEEP WELL.

Alright that's the end of my (semi-medical) advice.
Hope y'all use this instead of medicines.





Fun Facts:

- Clinophobia is the fear of beds

- The longest cells in the human body are the motor neurones: they can reach 4.5 feet long from the lower spinal cord to the big toe

- The Atlantic Giant Squid's eye can be as large as 15.75 inches wide

- It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Stomach Flu

It hurts!!! T_T
As badly as the worst cramps I have ever gotten. Yes, it's that bad.

I'm blaming the flu on the sushi and oysters that I ate at the expensive buffet at MBS... T_T
I ate A LOT of raw seafood that day.. Heheh.

You know that feeling where you wanna vomit but can't?
Where you sit at the toilet bowl but nothing comes out?
Where your stomach feels like its spasm-ing?

Yeah that's how menstrual cramps normally feel like. Probably even worse than that, depending on your health condition.
Dudes, you are lucky.

I hereby solemnly swear to stay away from raw meat... At least until the end o the year. XD
Scout's honor!

Ok well see ya off to the toilet bowl and sink~
*Eww right?*

Marina Bay Sands

Hey hey sorry that I haven't been posting lately.
I spent the last three days a Marina Bay Sands! AGAIN!
YAY~~~~

Haha for those who don't know, MBS is like THE hotel in Singapore.
The most expensive. XD
It's part of Sg's integrated resorts, which includes the casino.
The casino is right beside the hotel.

Every single store and every single thing they sell is BRANDED.
Every single one.
I didn't dare touch a single thing there. XD

The people that stay there are either there on business trips or are very super rich.
Me, I got to stay there AGAIN because my friend's parents accumulated a lot of points and could exchange the points for a two-night stay at the hotel.
The first time I went there was also because of that friend, only that time was because her parent's companies gave them commission. The integrated resorts were just built and they were trying to attract people there.

The hotel is, in my opinion, the best I have seen in Sg. Because frankly, Sg hotels SUCK.
The rooms are so expensive and the rooms so small. Poor service as well.
I know because sometimes my overseas relatives come for visits and sometimes my house ain't big enough to house them.

Anyway, summing up, it's the most luxurious hotel in Sg.

There we were, us 4 girls wearing casual clothes and 3 of us wearing flip-flops, walking past all the branded stores and diamond-selling stores, not to mention all the Ang Mo (Caucasians) in business suits.
Yes, awkward much.

We were walking past this store (branded, as usual) when I saw this woman (tourist, quite obviously) taking a photo of the store's front with her Ipad. HAHA! XD
Nice one.

Anyway, we didn't actually do much at the hotel.
We played card games (very loudly) and watched movies on my laptop and ate tidbits and repeated the cycle.
The neighbours so did not get any peace and quiet. XD
Surprisingly we heard no complaints though. Perhaps the walls are sound-proof?

The first night her parents treated us to the high-class buffet at the high-class restaurant downstairs.
I honestly didn't know until we sat down at the table.
I ate like a PIG. Haha. XD
They didn't really have a lot of choices, and the queue was so long.
Mostly business people wearing suits there... Again, awkward.
Their sushi bar is AWESOME~~
I took a sample of every single thing they had there. I have no idea how I managed to stuff everything down.
Overall, their food was good, though the European dishes they had was wayy better than the Indian food they offered.
They couldn't nail the Indian flavour. D:
I loved their dessert.
Especially their CHOCOLATE CAKES.
The cakes were like, 90% creamy chocolate and 10% cake. XD
They had cute little cups of... cream desserts as well.
They tasted ok, since I'm not a big fan of cream myself.
Their cupcakes were weird. I didn't finish the cupcakes. Waste food... T_T

Well that's about it for day 1 dinner.

Day 2:
Woke up at 11, ate maggie mee for lunch, watched movies (we had Shrek marathon), played card games, watched more movies, and ordered KFC delivery for dinner.
Nice huh.
The guy even had to call to confirm that we were indeed ordering delivery to MBS, because, let's face it, everyone at MBS must be RICH. So why would RICH people order fast food delivery?
Haha. XD
I think they suspected that we were a bunch of girls pulling pranks them.
That night we (3 of us) didn't sleep!
Well basically I was the one that kept them up.
One fell asleep before 12, one at 4+ and the other two of us at around 5.
Sighh these lousy people are so not energetic.

Day 3:
Woke up at 11 agn (me and the other girl that slept last), ate maggie mee for lunch, was forced to watch Paranormal Activity 3.
Scared witless. Not by the movie, but by the other's screaming. =_=
Yes the movie scared me because I'm a wimp who avoids scary movies but not to the point of frantic heart-pounding.
Seriously. My heart started pounding because of the sudden screams.
Don't watch that movie. It opens a lot of qns regarding the movie series.

*Spoiler Alert*
I mean, I get it, an evil spirit was haunting the family and all because their ancestors made a pact with it for money. The first born son was to be given to the evil spirit aka demon.
However, amazingly, the family had no sons all the way until the sisters (main characters of the first 2 movies).
In PA 3, it focused on the sisters when they were young.
I mean, there were no sons! So why did the demon appear anyway?
And why did it kill people and all? For fun?
Aarrghhh. Nvm moving on.

Well that's it. That's all that happened in those 3 days~
Or at least that's all that I'm willing to tell. ;)






Fun Facts:

- In space, astronauts cannot cry because there's no gravity for the tears to flow

- Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards

- The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

- A fetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Liars in Malaysia

Yesterday my Papa suddenly popped out a "we're going to Malaysia" order. =_=
He told my Mama that he made 'plans' with me, but it was obviously not the case since I had no idea what he was talking about.

I originally wanted to go and annoy Donkey at her house but he wouldn't let me. D:
Donkey's working today and tomorrow so she was only free yesterday.
And I tried to say that to my Papa but he went all "I'm only taking leave until Wednesday. I have to go back to church on Thursday" meaning we HAD to go yesterday.

I was so dang tired since my O's ended on Tues. All I wanted to do was lounge around, chat a bit, and have fun with my friends, you know?
Haven't been building up my social life ever since O's started... Spent all my time with books.

My papa is "the man of the house" so his words are freaking law. SIGHH.
I really, REALLY didn't want to go Malaysia.
What part of "post-examination stress relieve" does he not understand?!

So in the end we did go. It was... Nothing much.
Not fun, not boring. Just nothing.

And guess what?
My Dad has been sitting in front of the TV since this morning. Today is Thursday.
Meaning, he freaking LIED to me.
My DAD. LIED to me.
I HATE LIARS.

There are many differen types of liars, and what my papa did is a prime example of a "liar of convenience".
It's like, they can't be bothered enough to tell you the truth, cause lying is so much more convenient.
UGH.
Listen to me, DO NOT LIE.
Especially not for convenience's sake.
It is disrespectful, disgusting, annoying, and is against one of the ten commandments.

Anyway, back to Malaysia.
We had lunch at this Hong Kong restaurant.
Awesome cheese, BIG proportions, BIG drinks, nice desserts.
I lovelovelovelovelove the cheese part.
We ordered this "steamed rice" where the rice is steamed in a dumpling basket thing, together with beef and lotus leaves which gave it a unique flavour. To top it off, the whole thing was covered in MELTED CHEESE.
OMG I LOVE THAT CHEESE!
I love any kind of melted cheese, and theirs were cooked just right. The cheese was dangly and sticky and all... Mmm-hmm! XD

But, I hate cheese itself. Haha. Weird, I know.

Then after lunch we went and bought my phone covers (notice the 's'), lots and lots, I mean LOTS, of movies (the more awesome ones in blue-ray), and souvenirs and gifts for my relatives and family friends in Taiwan and China.
I'll be going there in Dec~~~
I spent the least amount  of money. The two phone covers cost around $9, and that's pretty much all I spent, excluding the movies cause we're all gonna watch them.
My Dad bought a phone cover for himself as well, and my Papa being my Papa, he only got the best for himself.
AKA, not cheap.

My mama went all out. Like, scary all out.
She bought SIX FULL SHOPPING BAGS worth of snacks (including souvenirs).
In total, around $400 was spent. IN ONE DAY. *Faints*
Two-thirds being the snack-souvenirs.

I AM NEVER GOING BACK TO MALAYSIA EVER AGAIN IN THE NEXT TWO YEARS.
Can't afford it... T_T






Fun Facts:

- Hawaii is moving towards Japan 4 inches every year

- Lightning strikes around 6,000 times per minute on this planet

- Millions of trees around this world were planted by squirrels that buried nuts and forgot where they hid them

- It is impossible to lick your elbow

- The Eiffel Tower shrinks 6 inches in winter

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

End Of O-Levels!!

O-LEVELS HAVE ENDED!!!!
WHEEEE~~~~

I have been looking forward to this day for like, 2 years!!!!
YEAH!

Right after O-Levels I had this sugar rush and this hyper symptom where I couldn't stop grinning. Heh. :D

Today, the last paper, was Biology MCQ. Hardest bio MCQ ever.
Sighh.. Well I guess it was expected, the paper 2 being as it was.
The examination board needed something to kill us off huh.
The qns were not say 'hard', but super tricky.
Not to mention they asked all the qns about minor things that no one normally cared about.

Ok done done with Bio.

NO MORE O-LEVELS!! WHEEE!!!!

Once that paper was over, ALL of us were grinning. Haha~ :D
And I was like, "WE CAN BURN DOWN THE SCHOOL!"
Yes, we didn't like our school that much. XD

I kinda banned myself from my new com, well, OFF WITH THE BANS!

My friends really had nowhere to go so we just sorta walked to white sands and stood there and talked. Boring, huh. I came home at around 5. The paper ended at 3pm.

And guess what I came home to?
My living room filled with the different parts of my brother's bed.
Yes, my parents officially took apart the bed.
We have been planning this 'renovation project' for a month or two now, and the moment my O's ended, they started.
The bed was almost 10 years old. Still no squeaks, no nothing.
Great quality bed. My mama and I chose it, was a double-deck.
RIP, my dearest bed.

And now my room is filled with my mama's stuff. She's bunking with me.

Ooo ooo I'm gonna tell you about yesterday!
Yesterday was a morning paper, so when I went home I was DEAD tired.
So I kinda slacked the afternoon away... Lost the 'exam mood' last week.
And I started at around 5pm.
Did until 6pm, didn't realise that I fell asleep on my paper, woke up at 7+, decided to crash early.
Skipped dinner, went to bathe and all that jazz, and went to bed by 8.30.

Woke up at 8 this morning. XD
Greatest sleep ever!

So yeah, I kinda didn't manage to study much. =_=

Ok on to another topic. This happened on the bus that I took home.
Two teenage girls and one boy toddler boarded the bus.
The girls were like, blasting Korean songs on the bus. No public etiquette whatsoever. I hate this kind of people.
Anyway, the girls started singing and dancing and whatever (loudly, might I add) and so the cute little boy joined in.
He could sing KOREAN. He was like what, three?

Anyone see the problem?
A little CHINESE boy, who couldn't even speak English, let alone Chinese, could sing KOREAN?
What the heck happened to OUR CULTURE?!
Hello, Chinese blood!

Ugh I think Singapore is wayyy to metropolitan. Proven case as can be seen from above example.
Sighh there'll be one day where the Chinese culture is forgotten completely.
I mean, you still see Jap wearing their kimonos, Indians wearing their saris, Malays wearing their sarongs, but you don't see any Chinese wearing Qi Paos on the streets anymore.
Sad case, this.

But, I'm no exception. I don't even own a Qipao!






Fun Facts:

- Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar were both epileptic

- The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. Noone in Greece has memorised all 158 verses.

- Utopia is a large, smooth lying area on Mars

- The katydid bug hears through holes in its hind legs

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Freaking Inconsiderate

I'm so here to scold ppl.

I live in a community of sort, you know a group of flats with a coffee shop, mama shop, and a few shelters for people to host weddings or parties?

Well right next to my window some idiots are having a party. A FREAKING LOUD PARTY.
And it's what, 9.30 pm at night!

Hello, children living in the flats, old people present, BABIES lacking sleep, not to mention students like me who have a study for the freaking important exams!!!!!!
People are so selfish!
I was like yelling "SHUT YER TRAP!!" but of course they didn't hear.
Their MC was using a FREAKING LOUD MIC THAT COULD BE HEARD THROUGHOUT THE NEIGHBOURHOOD!!!
Ooooohhhh do not get me started on their crappy music.

And they just went, "and here we have the winners for the drawing contest...."
Well, why don't we all have a 'Lets see how many babies we can wake up' competition instead huh?!?!?!?

Your freaking mic VS your freaking music.

Oh now we have a new competitor named Drums!

Yay!
We're all one big, loud happy family who wakes up old people and babies!
YAY!

UGH well sarcasm overload.
Sorry I think my time of the month is coming.
But, doesn't change the fact that they've been at it for THREE FREAKING HOURS.

Freaking retards.

Ohhh no no my ears I hear stupid sounds.
"Uh tom tom! Bom bom, uh uhhhhh~~~~"

Seriously I'm not exaggerating.
I'm doing the best translation of whatever crap I'm hearing.

Over and out, before I offend anyone.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

GCE O-Levels Week 3

At first I didn't want to post, but then I decided that after I post this I'll be a good girl and go study.
FIRST POST WITH NEW COM! :D

Don't really like the keyboard, though. Kinda stiff. ):

Anyway, I still have nothing to say about my O's except for female-dogging fits.
The freaking Cambridge broke all traditions this year!

All the things that I was completely, 100% sure won't come out since I studied the question patterns, came out!
Uggghhh my O's is so so freaking dead.
Especially my humanities.
Humanities is a MUST to include in your L1R5 score, and I'm dead for that, because in SS, GLOBALISATION came out for the third year straight which was a total shocker.

History was even worse.
Last year, Cuba Missile Crisis and Korean War came out under "Cold War", and so did the Treaty Of Versailes (ToV).
Well for history their questions were never ever repeated.
NOT ONCE.

Guess what? This year, BOTH ToV and Korean war came out!
I AM SO SO SO DEAD.
I was so sure that they won't come out so I didn't even bother looking through those two!
And the other option was Japan, which was the EASIEST AND MOST DIRECT QNS EVER!
Sad for me, I don't do Japan. I hate Japan, what Showa Restoration and all.
Can't remember anything.
UGHHH so my History went down the drain.
And frankly, so did all students' who didn't study Japan.
Well let's hope there are a lot of us.

Today was the paper for Higher Mother Tongue, mine being Chinese.
Ahahahaha so dead for that too, but it's expected, because getting an A in HCL is impossible for me.
I just want a B! Please!
At least pass HCL~~~ T_T
Very difficult to even PASS. Sighhh I need those two points since my sciences and humanities are so dead. Ahahaha.

It's stupid, really. They had the two papers, two hours each, on the same day, with less than half an hour break in between.
We were all so sleepy when doing paper 2.
My eyes were dropping and I was just staring at the paper, no words going in.
I bet we could've all scored so much better were they on different days.
Same goes for English. We are not robots!

Ok well off to study. It's Physics MCQ tomorrow.





Fun Facts:

- Babies who suck on pacifiers are more prone to headches

- A shark can detect one part blood in 100 millions parts water

- Elephants only sleep for two hours each day

- A group of officers is called a mess

Sunday, November 6, 2011

I HAVE A NEW LAPTOP!!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!

I'm like jumping around my room right now. (~>_<~)

My parents went and bought a laptop for me after a few months of me saying I wanted a new laptop cause my old one kept electrocuting me. So they went arnd shopping and found a GREAT deal and bought it immediately! KYAAAAHHHHH~~

Haha sorry my girly screams are reserved for special moments like this one.

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I HAVE A FIRST HAND COM!!

KYAAAHHHHH~~~~

Well my old ones were all hand me downs from my Dad, not that I mind hand me downs, but I just don't like my dad still controlling my use of it.
For the previous one it took me a year of persuading before he finally removed all his data which he never uses and remove his administrative rights. =_=
It always happens. ALWAYS.
I just don't want hand me downs from my dad. Heheh.

OMG I HAVE A NEW LAPTOP.

Asus, reddish colour thing, Harvey Norman limited edition. The colour is ONLY sold at Harvey Norman. WHEEEE~~~

Top brand in Taiwan, top 2 in the world. WHEEE~~

Best of all, my parents refuse to let me pay!!

Ahhhh a great week. Thanks for listening to my boasting, because I AM SERIOUSLY DANG EXCITED.









Fun Facts:

- Ants do not sleep

- Three consecutive strikes in bowling is called a turkey

- Every person has a unique thumbprint

- Flies jump backwards when they take off

Saturday, November 5, 2011

GCE O-Levels Week 2

Ok well I'm just gonna chunk 5 days all into this post mwahahaha.


Monday: A.Maths Paper 1

Nth to say about this. Quite ok, could do all qns. Managed to do paper twice, found out 20+ marks worth of careless mistakes. LUCKY.


Tues: A.Maths P2 and Chemistry P2

Dead dead dead. On both accounts. Chemistry I kinda didn't manage to study finish. Ha.
A. Maths threw away 5m, 7m unsure, altogether 12m gone.
Chemistry P2 section A ok, could do most qns.
Essay section dead.
Oh well, Chem was never my A.
NEED AN A1 FOR A.MATHS.


Wed: Physics P2

Quite ok, could do, but an A is very very unstable.
NEED an A1.


Thurs: Biology P2

Quite ok, could do. Aiming for an A.
NEED and A1.


Friday: Social Studies

One word: Dead.
Stupid globalisation, which came out in 2007, 2009, 2010 came out again.
When I saw that qns I was like, "Which complete and utter IDIOT studied this? Well that idiot hit the jackpot."
Sighh I only studied 3 chapters out of the total 8, and the one chapter that I focused on didn't come out.
The other two were safety nets, so I wasn't sure of my facts.
I NEED AN A1 FOR C.HUMANS!!!

After the paper ended at like 9.50am me and donkey and two others loitered around a nearby shopping mall cause we really didn't want to go home, since we finally had a break.
Like, FINALLY.
My sleep is downnnn the drain during the week.
Well after the paper I met up with my mama and we went to order contacts, with degree. T_T
I have GREAT news!
My flash-degree-thing went down by half for both eyes!
So now my contacts don't need flash-degree-thing, which saved me around $40.


Saturday (That's today):

Got contacts. I got contacts for my overseas trip cause we're going to Taiwan AND China to see snow~~
...and visit my relatives, of course.
So my mother urged me to get the contacts now to try.
Ordered yesterday, got it today. Fast, huh.
The lady had to teach me how to put it in and take it out and wash and everything.
It took me TWO FREAKING HOURS to even get the contacts in my eyes.=_=
My eyes kept blinking (involuntary reaction) so it took me two hours. Nice huh.
Then it took me 30mins to get them out, and then 15 mins to put in again.
I'm a fast learner. :)

Haha the poor lady had to stay there with me the whole time. XD
We got talking and it turns out that she was from the same school as me!
Haha and we were comparing how the teachers were and are.
Some teachers became lenient while others who were nice are now PMS-ing the whole time.
Sighhh.

Ok well I just came home from the optic shop an hour ago so nth else happened.


Here starts my female-dogging fit. Don't read if you don't like to listen to complaints.

I'm gonna complain about this year's O-Levels.

THE QUESTIONS THEY ASK ARE FREAKING DIRECT AND BASIC.
I could do the papers were I a robot!
It doesn't require ANY level of thinking. UGHHHH.
Just memorise everything, copy and paste them in the exam paper, and you'll get full marks. Seriously.

Especially that Biology paper.
While doing the paper I kept thinking if I took the wrong paper. I checked the code THREE TIMES to make sure that I wasn't doing the 'N' Level paper.
URGHHH PISSED OFF HERE.
NO APPLICATION QNS.
NO INFERENCE.
NO THINKING.
JUST FREAKING COPY AND PASTE.

How do you differentiate A students from B students?
How do you differentiate A1 from A2?
BY THE FREAKING DEEP-THINKING QUESTIONS!
The whole paper was filled with "describe this" or "give the definition".
Ughhh.
Same thing happened for Physics.
It's like, I could do the paper almost as well HAD I NOT STUDIED.
Seriously!
I'm not saying that I will score, because I didn't mange to study everything.
I'm saying that if you pasted the textbook into the exam paper word for word you could have gotten full marks.
It required no level of thinking ugh.

So that means that every one's score will be around the same. And we ALL get B's huh.

UGHHH OK OK I'M SHUTTING UP. BYE BYE.




Fun Facts:

- There are 315 species of parrots in the world

- In Greene, New York, it is illegal to peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks during a concert

- According to film animators, you'll see 6,469,952 black spots every time you watch 101 Dalmatians

- People with darker skin will not wrinkle as fast as people with lighter skin